2022 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 7913]

Yes, nothing like a huge playoff win to bring us all together

 

No one is fucking changing the batting order.  Javier or LMJ, we are getting it done game 3.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

12 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Please don’t beat off pressley.

[Macklemore 2904]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Cooters!! Classic t-shirt from 86,

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Don't give a shit. I do think it's hilarious you fucking save posts. Says you are a fucking retard.

There's something called a search feature on the website

[MirrOlure 14576]

2-0!!
 
Wake the fuck up, offense.  Did what we needed.

No. I heard on TBS it’s the Yankees offense that needs to wake up

[TonyTexas 10467]

Astros record in 2022 playoffs: 5-0

Run differential: +7

 

[UTexasFight 9364]

It is interesting the thing you fear the most as an astro fan (one swing by the Yankees with runners on) is what beat them tonight 

[cabowabo 4446]

Correa was made for TV. Lulz. 

[Dnaguy 11704]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Exactly.

Me listening to TBS announcer:

 

[Dnaguy 11704]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Correa was made for TV. Lulz. 

[Guadaloopy 10890]

Man I love playoff baseball.  I don’t do any drugs, so this is my annual fix. 

[Rip76 4901]

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

30 Ks in 18 innings so far.

Oh my

[Js1 84995]

This game was ass clenching. Thank god for an off day 

[cabowabo 4446]

Thanks to Manfred for opening the roof and keeping Judge’s ball in the park. 

[HtownHorn 14395]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

There's something called a search feature on the website

Right. It's still fucking hilarious you are looking up month's old posts. Enjoy the win you fucking clown.

[utxmike05 1825]

Correa on pre and post game. 

[UTexasFight 9364]

10 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

The Astros face Gerrit Cole in Game 3. Who should the Astros send to the mound and why?

It won’t matter:

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

[mrhorn 1376]

The fact that Manfred’s decision ended up fucking the Yanks gives me an automatic 6 to Midnight

[tx 3 putt 75959]

 

[runthebone 7913]

Our offense is cold like last year, but the pitching is much better.  Fortunately, we survived the defensive lapse today--I hope we got it out of our system.

Edited October 21, 2022 by runthebone

[Harrison Stafford 3323]

Angst out the wazoo, but that makes TWO

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Just now, runthebone said:

Our offense is cold like last year, but the pitching is much better.  Fortunately, we survived the defensive lapse today--I hope we got it out of our system.

The Astros have more postseason wins (5) than playoff hits with runners in scoring position (4). They are 4-for-32 with RISP in the playoffs. 

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Right. It's still fucking hilarious you are looking up month's old posts. Enjoy the win you fucking clown.

At least I know who is a good closer

[tx 3 putt 75959]

 

[Guadaloopy 10890]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[Dnaguy 11704]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

So much this.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19025]

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He was never removed from the leadoff spot. He struggled in the ALCS and was WS MVP.

 

11 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

No, they DIDN’T move him from lead off. And that faith in him was rewarded.

I remember him being stone cold in the ALCS and then winning WS MVP.  I swore one game he wasn’t in the lead off, but that was 5 years ago.

[UDontKnow 10439]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"I REALLY LOVE JOSE ALTUVE! DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!"

[Hate 20095]

 

I think that’s why the ump called him safe. He knew he missed the balk and that was a makeup call.

[UTexasFight 9364]

Random thought….Interesting that their rotation this series is the exact same as our 4 game set in the Bronx

 

hopefully this time we get a sweep like we had an opportunity to do back in June before blowing it in the 9th twice 

[TexArcher 37414]

And another random thought -- fuck the Yankees.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

 

[The Earl of Texas 3130]

29 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Man I love playoff baseball.  I don’t do any drugs, so this is my annual fix. 

I don’t want to sound like I’m encouraging drug use, but you should try drugs. They’ve got some pretty good ones these days.

Edited October 21, 2022 by The Earl of Texas

[Horn80 6054]

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

I think that’s why the ump called him safe. He knew he missed the balk and that was a makeup call.

Never mind.  I misunderstood your comment.

 

Edited October 21, 2022 by Horn80

[UTexasFight 9364]

On 10/19/2022 at 10:04 PM, UTexasFight said:

Can’t sweep if you don’t win the first game 

Can’t sweep if you don’t win the first two games 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

10000000% fuck bob costas

[tx 3 putt 75959]

 

[The Dog 43716]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

you suck at this job Aaron.

[Pimphand 5552]

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Ball don't lie

[TexArcher 37414]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I dunno, maybe hit more than one ball hard all night, tho?

[UTexasFight 9364]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

10000000% fuck bob costas

He sucks but he sucks for reasons that aren’t the usual reasons. Most guys that suck are idiots or don’t know how to talk

Costas just seems like a guy that has lived in a self licking ice cream cone bubble for a couple decades and has become completely unrelatable 

[Pimphand 5552]

 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

He sucks but he sucks for reasons that aren’t the usual reasons. Most guys that suck are idiots or don’t know how to talk

Costas just seems like a guy that has lived in a self licking ice cream cone bubble for a couple decades and has become completely unrelatable 

 

he went on a rant on 'yankees suck' chant being obscene 

 

[TexArcher 37414]

Top story on espn.com right now is that Christian McCaffrey is being traded...

Buncha butthurt bitches up in Bristol, lulz...

Edited October 21, 2022 by TexArcher

[UTexasFight 9364]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

he went on a rant on 'yankees suck' chant being obscene 

Exactly

thus the “completely unrelatable” comment.

no one thinks that’s obscene except 80 year old baseball broadcasters …any maybe ou fans 

 

[Pimphand 5552]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he went on a rant on 'yankees suck' chant being obscene 

 

Launch angles how do they work?

[UTexasFight 9364]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Top story on espn.com right now is that Christian McCaffrey is being traded...

Bucha butthurt bitches up in Bristol, lulz...

Or Astros beating the Yankees is not very newsworthy anymore 

[Guadaloopy 10890]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

I thought he was bringing his energy to MMP. 

[runthebone 7913]

Costas's face is 75% plastic.  Fuck him for always trying to work in trivia to show how smart he is.