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I've never understood the story, honestly. Sly little minx that she is, you'd figure Eve would have the wits to eat from the Tree of Eternal Life first, and then eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. There's never been a con man (or snake, for that matter) who could defeat pussy. Sorry, the story just falls flat on its face at that point. If it's an allegory, it's clearly one that was written by a virgin.

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've fallen down the rabbit hole . . . disregarding the fact that Jesus wasn't born until, oh, a little while after Adam & Eve, this is the kind of piece that should hang right next to "Dogs Playing Poker" in every man's . . . garage . . .

The Introduction by Nathan Greene - 23x31 Unframed Limited Edition Artist's P...

so Tom Selleck is Jesus?

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4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've never understood the story, honestly. Sly little minx that she is, you'd figure Eve would have the wits to eat from the Tree of Eternal Life first, and then eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. There's never been a con man (or snake, for that matter) who could defeat pussy. Sorry, the story just falls flat on its face at that point. If it's an allegory, it's clearly one that was written by a virgin.

You're kidding right?  You mean to tell me that you've never seen or heard of a woman taking the word of a complete stranger as gospel?

Maybe you're single, then good for you.  Ask any married man, he'll back me up on this.

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