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Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

I'd pay someone $500 cash to throw Galindo out of the booth right now.  

I'm too cheap to do that. I put him and Acho on mute. Tried Craig Way, but just too out of sync with my stream.

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  • Sark was apologizing for having Traylor’s car towed at halftime 

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They need to start knocking the shit out of that QB. 

Just now, deech said:

I swear - X may be the best player this team has ever had at WR.  Ever.  Every play he goes 100.

Can't wait for Ewers to get back

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Just need some intercourse

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Just now, deech said:

I swear - X may be the best player this team has ever had at WR.  Ever.  Every play he goes 100.

To be fair he did give up on a pass in the 1st Qtr. 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

16 Carrie’s 133 yards is that good 

*16 Carries'

23 minutes ago, Redmen62 said:

I’m beginning to think he may not be the next Aaron Rodgers. 

Motherfucker isn't even the next Mimi Rodgers.

Fuck yeah! Let's go back down and get another TD

Nice stop! 

How the fuck does TEXAS announcer on the LONGHORN NETWORK get the Heisman candidate running back's name wrong on a big call??!! Wtf. Him and acho too busy slobber knockong utsa and traylor

Great job Jamison

Jamison's best play of the year.

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

Bijan has to be hurt, or his top end speed is just not there. 

He jogged it in from 78 yards. He doesn’t need to run out of the stadium like Forrest Gump. 

That’s what I’m fucking talking about!

Nice play!

Even when Lowell praises us, I want to kick him in his pussy.

Go get 7 more.

1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Lowell Galindo. 

I hope he gets nuked

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Just now, satyanash said:

Huge contrast between Jamison and Watts

yeah about 6”

Patterson must have made a locker room adjustment.

RoCat formation + BIJAN

TD.   Put some BIJAN ON IT !!!  🤘

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Lowell Galindo is such a dumb fuck. First offensive snap of the second half "this Texas team is really struggling to get going offensively" next play Bijan to the house. 

I hope he gets nuked when LHN becomes SECN2

And he called it Bijon Johnson at first!

As the great Vincent Young once said, “Let ya nuts hang!”

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Lowell Galindo is such a dumb fuck. First offensive snap of the second half "this Texas team is really struggling to get going offensively" next play Bijan to the house. 

I hope he gets nuked when LHN becomes SECN2

Or a bus could him him

Floodgates. I'm feeling better. Wish it wasn't necessary but maybe UTSA is just that good.

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Motherfucker isn't even the next Mimi Rodgers.

Tits are definitely not big enough for that.

I'm looking this 2-back formation with BR and RJ on either side of Card. Defense doesn't know who is going to burn them. Nice pas to Whitt

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