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Well let’s hope the rangers continue to suck and the mariners come back down to earth. We definitely can’t count on this team seeing a opportunity to take back the division.

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I literally picked up JP France on my fantasy team two days ago.

 

2.2
IP
   
33.75 ERA
4.88 WHIP
 
 

Welp.

Edited by yoladu

Only 3 grand slams down 

Edited by tx 3 putt

The only positive thing i will say so far is a day here at MMP is still better than being at work

Thats all i got

We didnt give up runs that inning... is that allowed?

That will happen when you have 1 starter who currently doesn't suck.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Our starters need to go deeper in games 

Well somebody sure didn’t read this thread today….Mr. France….

 

 

 

I've been busy at work and just checked the score. JFC!!!!

38 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Make Bielak throw 100 at least.

This is somehow Dusty’s fault for saying Bielak could give you 100 pitches today if needed.

 

you don’t tempt the baseball gods like that 

Putting up zeros.

Lets start scoring runs assholes

What 

the

fuck

is

this

score

 

Alvarez should probay be pulled so he doesn't re-injure his finger.

I just saw the box score; did France's arm fall off or something?  How do you give up 11 hits in 2 innings?

7 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I just saw the box score; did France's arm fall off or something?  How do you give up 11 hits in 2 innings?

Regression to the mean.

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Regression to the mean.

Not applicable to a rookie.

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

This doesn't seem good
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As if the surly thread needed a new reason to hate machete 

That's really gonna fuck Machete's career era.

I would prefer Dana White over this Dana. Is there a Dana Blue out there who’s worth a shit?

12 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

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3rd place in the division and tied with Toronto in losses for final WC. Fuck Dusty Baker.

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I hope they got it out their system. About to wheels up to flooded out Detroit to see tomorrow night’s game. 
 

need Framber to step up and be 2022 Framber 

Will smith sucks. He’s doing the Dusty routine for them, helping us out the way Dusty is helping them out. 

This last month of the season won’t be for the faint of heart 

By this time next week, Seattle will be in 1st place <ducks head>.  Trust me, I hate Seattle.

 

So does Mashitty happen to need Tommy John after pitching?

34 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

By this time next week, Seattle will be in 1st place <ducks head>.  Trust me, I hate Seattle.

 

And the Angels in 2nd

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So does Mashitty happen to need Tommy John after pitching?

 

next team meeting, machete is going to show his pitching reel, then turn to the team ….

look what you made me do  !

Forgot to post, but this has been badly needed in mmp. My curtado slammed and went hard ….

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

next team meeting, machete is going to show his pitching reel, then turn to the team ….

look what you made me do  !

How they need to finish to get exactly 90 wins:

8-28 ATL
12-24 BAL
14-24 LAD
13-21 TB
18-18 TEX
18-16 HOU
19-16 SEA
20-15 MIL TOR
21-14 PHI
23-12 BOS
24-12 CHC
23-11 CIN
24-11 ARI SF
25-10 MIN
25-9 MIA
29-7 NYY
30-6 CLE
29-5 LAA SD
31-3 NYM
32-3 DET WSH
33-2 PIT
34-0 STL

14 hours ago, elfenix said:

This doesn't seem good
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I'd love to see some video of our Catcher-Pitcher ace since I didn't watch the game (thankgod!). 

Also, who was catching him? JV?

As frustrating as it is to watch this team sometimes, we're 1 game back.

 

Need to string some wins together, win games like ones we should (like Wednesday... that's actually more disappointing then yesterday iMO) and ignore the dumpster fires.

 

Got what, 5 weeks, to get the bats clicking? Maybe if we can score enough runs we can allow our starters to give up 4-5 like they want and we can rest the pen.

7 hours ago, We’reTexas said:

 

As a pitcher his offensive stats are at least understandable. 

I hope these fuckers sat in complete silence the whole flight to Detroit and thought about how fucking shitty they are the past week

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

As frustrating as it is to watch this team sometimes, we're 1 game back.

 

Need to string some wins together, win games like ones we should (like Wednesday... that's actually more disappointing then yesterday iMO) and ignore the dumpster fires.

 

Got what, 5 weeks, to get the bats clicking? Maybe if we can score enough runs we can allow our starters to give up 4-5 like they want and we can rest the pen.

Hell.  We cannot even throw strikes any more.

String some wins together...

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8 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Those drink prices have got to be insane

It's a McCullers venture, he's an expert at stealing money from us.

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