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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

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What a potential journey for that kid. Out of Oakland, plays at Cal Poly. Transfers to San Jose State. Balls out. Now he might be playing SEC ball in the fall in Texas.

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54 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Someone at IT cashed against him last year. Said he’s legit good, would play right away and is a draft able level dude for sure. 

These are the type of autocorrects that let me know I’m spending my time in the right place.

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We hardly knew thee...

 

Edit to add: lol

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Edited by Ricky's one-hitter

Who's gonna fill the Malcom Roach role following jet sweeps and spying on mobile QBs?

4 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Who's gonna fill the Malcom Roach role following jet sweeps and spying on mobile QBs  of playing out of position?

No one, dammit. 

Nothing against the guy, but perhaps the least impactful portal loss possible. (Max isn’t going anywhere, so that one’s not “possible.”)

Always seemed like an odd take, a throwback to the Ben Davis/Ray Thornton days where we took guys from successful programs and hoped they would become a contributor, even when the past didn’t suggest that would be the case. Those guys may have helped with the “culture” install, but it seems we now have that part down pretty well. Stating the obvious, our portal takes need to be immediate contributors to justify taking a spot from badass HS recruits who want to jump in the boat.

Good luck, Kendrick. 

28 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

We hardly knew thee...

 

Edit to add: lol

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Spring was essentially a tryout for this guy? 

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

He was definitely who I would have had be the first guy off the bus

Why? We have other fat people that are actually supposed to be fat

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

We hardly knew thee...

 

Edit to add: lol

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7 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Is Sark losing the team!?!?

Sark can’t even keep guys from Alabama when he was on staff.
Will this lead Arch to transfer? 
Kert Blohs

I felt like he would've had a role but whatever.  Young guys have gotta play now.  

With Blackshire leaving, does anyone have the current scholarship count?

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5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

With Blackshire leaving, does anyone have the current scholarship count?

Yes

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2 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

6 scholarship LBs now. Sheesh. Gonna look like Dallas cowboys playing safeties at LB if there are couple injuries

lol wut. We play 2 LBs. We’re 3 deep at both spots and the 2 LB positions are pretty interchangeable. 

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14 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

lol wut. We play 2 LBs. We’re 3 deep at both spots and the 2 LB positions are pretty interchangeable. 

Bro we lost our 7th string 300lb LB who was never going to play it’s a disaster 

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On 4/24/2024 at 4:12 PM, closetojumping said:

Worth nothing that by the end of this window, if you showed up to spring camp unexpectedly overweight, you were eventually told this by the staff:

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Only Mitchell is left. Meanwhile, @Codaxx is somewhere shitting himself that his throwback MLB is no longer on the roster What will they do with that package install now?!?

Also, not to be redundant, but:

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51 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

With Blackshire leaving, does anyone have the current scholarship count?

probably the coaches

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Only Mitchell is left. Meanwhile, @Codaxx is somewhere shitting himself that his throwback MLB is no longer on the roster What will they do with that package install now?!?

Also, not to be redundant, but:

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What are we going to do vs Michigan now?

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

aggy is laughing at us 

Pretty much all they can do when there are no other options and you realize you are fucked to the hilt.

SJSU kid come on down 

 

Relevant to ctj's image, TCU's purple whale hit the Portal

 

Here's the full quote from Charlie Williams at IT:

"I coached against this guy last season while at UNLV. He’s very instinctive fluid and plays the ball well. We like to run a lot of quarters coverage at Texas and they did the exact same thing as San Jose State. This guy would be a great addition to the team and play right away."

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Why? We have other fat people that are actually supposed to be fat

That dude ain't fat, more like he's grown to d-line weight without the skill set

 

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

That dude ain't fat, more like he's grown to d-line weight without the skill set

 

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Get this kid a squat rack for fucks sake. Those thighs are embarrassing. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Relevant to ctj's image, TCU's purple whale hit the Portal

 

Damn that's kind of sad actually. Pretty clear that TCU told him to GTFO because he couldn't keep his weight to something even remotely reasonable. Forget football, hope the dude can get it under control for his health.

22 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Damn that's kind of sad actually. Pretty clear that TCU told him to GTFO because he couldn't keep his weight to something even remotely reasonable. Forget football, hope the dude can get it under control for his health.

Time to move to Japan and try to become a yokozuna.

Not to be confused with Yakuza.

49 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Time to move to Japan and try to become a yokozuna.

Not to be confused with Yakuza.

Japanese restaurants would constantly turn this guy away.

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Damn that's kind of sad actually. Pretty clear that TCU told him to GTFO because he couldn't keep his weight to something even remotely reasonable. Forget football, hope the dude can get it under control for his health.
First comment is "Can he fit in the portal" Damn!
2 hours ago, tokamak said:

Damn that's kind of sad actually. Pretty clear that TCU told him to GTFO because he couldn't keep his weight to something even remotely reasonable. Forget football, hope the dude can get it under control for his health.

You wonder when teams are going to start providing Ozempic for players like this. 

Give the kid a year to get to the weight you want him to play at and then see how he develops in practices and in the weight room. 

If a team doesn’t see the potential, then the guy is cut off and sent packing. 

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

You wonder when teams are going to start providing Ozempic for players like this. 

Give the kid a year to get to the weight you want him to play at and then see how he develops in practices and in the weight room. 

If a team doesn’t see the potential, then the guy is cut off and sent packing. 

Ozempic is associated with muscle depletion and bone density loss. Do you really want that for an athlete?

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Ozempic is associated with muscle depletion and bone density loss. Do you really want that for an athlete?

1) Didn’t know that. 
2) Maybe, if you can cut 100 lbs in 4 months so that you can start working on a much smaller ball of clay. 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

if you can cut 100 lbs in 4 months 

a four-month fast would do it. 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

1) Didn’t know that. 
2) Maybe, if you can cut 100 lbs in 4 months so that you can start working on a much smaller ball of clay. 

Dude is bucking for an " im fat" reality show. Damn. 

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Time to move to Japan and try to become a yokozuna.

Not to be confused with Yakuza.

Sumo is actually pretty badass to watch if like me you have severe ADHD. The matches and hype are both lightning quick. I was watching one time and this little 240 pound dude was wrecking people's shit but it was a good mix of fatass body types. 

Wish it was on more

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Ozempic is associated with muscle depletion and bone density loss. Do you really want that for an athlete?

I don’t prescribe this shit and am too drunk to do research but curious, is this directly correlated to the medication or nutrient deficiency from appetite reduction?

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Japanese restaurants would constantly turn this guy away.

Shit he wouldn’t be able to sit down in half of them

2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Sumo is actually pretty badass to watch if like me you have severe ADHD. The matches and hype are both lightning quick. I was watching one time and this little 240 pound dude was wrecking people's shit but it was a good mix of fatass body types. 

Wish it was on more

It's even better in person. The whole spectacle of a sumo tournament from the entrances, the salt throwing, the crowd reactions, an unexpected victory... It's all pretty awesome to see

I thought we lost someone important at LB and breathed a sigh of relief when I scrolled up. 

I think the only guy on the roster I would've rather jettisoned is that 4th string Herman OL recruit that we can't get rid of. Maybe a scholarship K/P that isn't going to be starting next season.

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