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The last sentence reminded me of last night so I checked my photo album and found this taken at 1:03 am.

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There may have been some of the last sentence. There may have been some drink. There were few ragrets….or memories for that matter.

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Not sure where this belongs, so I'll post it here. I just had the best f'n french fries I've ever had at a Sonic in North Fort Worth. They were crinkle cut instead of the normal straight cut they serve. I kid you not, these were Michelin quality shit. Perfectly cooked crispy crunch. I wiped them out before I thought to take a pic. I hope this is a trend.
For the record weed was not involved.

Denied. I still think you were high as fuck.
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2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

This thread is both an inspiration and will probably lead to my early demise

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Your wife is going to kill you. You're going to wind up smelling like a Water Buffalo with an ass-infection.

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16 minutes ago, PantsTent said:


I love the Tito’s just chillin in the back ready for the party.

HI, I'm jameslaw121. This is my brother Tito and thats my other brother Tito. 

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I searched for the cheese hinge thread; can’t remember where cheese hinges are readily celebrated but I think it’s here.
I made chili cheese dogs.  Originally planned to eat normally but it devolved to fork and knife.  fried the buns in butter then broiled the cheese hinges.  browned some spicy breakfast sausage and added to the chili.  pan fried the dogs in the sausage grease.  smothered in chili and added more cheese.
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Were you out of onions?
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On 6/1/2024 at 5:11 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m gonna dunk on you bastards.  This here’s a couple pieces of a whole wheat savage, and two pieces of a meaters.   The sad part?  I’m eating it.  All.

 

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Whole wheat is for them hairy legged women down in Austin, get back to the regular white crust Hippy. 

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1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

Whole wheat is for them hairy legged women down in Austin, get back to the regular white crust Hippy. 

Wife and I got Conan's last night.  She likes the whole wheat crust, so this hits close to home.

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1 minute ago, burns_312 said:


Yeah, but surely (surly) you got the white crust, right?

Split a pepperoni, sausage, and mushroom deep dish.  Added anchovies to my half.

Would I have preferred a Savage, add jalapenos and anchovies, on white?  Fuck yes I would have.  Man, the food ordering compromises my male mexican coonass self has to make because I married a cute gringa who doesn't like things too spicy or exotic....it's heartbreaking, man.

Then again, when I am doing the bachelor thing when she's out of town....I get a Savage for dinner one night, and Popeye's spicy dark meat for dinner the next.  DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

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