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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Biden’s only prayer was low turnout election, because that suppresses uneducated vote disproportionately.  That’s gone now. 
 

no one is this dumb on this board, of any political stripe. 

Would you like me to provide links? 

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Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

no one is this dumb on this board, of any political stripe. 

Are you sure about that gif 

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Fair enough. There's gonna be so much bullshit AI fake news surrounding this it's going to make all our heads spin.

Agreed. I don’t want to be a part of that. Sorry. Not trying to upset or anger anyone. My bad. Just really confused how counter snipers wouldn’t see dude crawling up that kinda yellowish building. Or up on that roof? It’s weird. I know failures happen but we haven’t had failures like that since the 1980’s here right? I can’t remember one. 

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16 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

In all seriousness, WTF? I was outside grooming my dog for the last hour and just now saw all this.

I was asleep.  My wife called and woke me up asking whether I was watching the news that was breaking.  I said hold on and checked google news responding with, Richard Simmons died? 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Agreed. I don’t want to be a part of that. Sorry. Not trying to upset or anger anyone. My bad. Just really confused how counter snipers wouldn’t see dude crawling up that kinda yellowish building. Or up on that roof? It’s weird. I know failures happen but we haven’t had failures like that since the 1980’s here right? I can’t remember one. 

You're absolutely right.

The buzz is about Trump right now, but this is an almost unthinkable L for the Secret Service. Heads are going to roll.

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’d never shot a firearm of any kind before and I hit a deer through the throat at 150 yards with a bolt action rifle. It’s point and click at that range. 

He might’ve had a tad more adrenaline flowing through him than you did when you were sitting in that deer stand

 

3 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Would you like me to provide links? 

Links of someone as dumb as you?

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5 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

So there isn't proof of everything I said in that post? 

Ever hear of a dog whistle?

Even if he was just grazed, wouldn’t we have seen the top of his ear pretty much explode? There wasn’t any blood when he went down, I don’t think.

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He'll get a bump for sure but then he'll be himself again. 

And if he doesn’t?

36 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Don't think there's any significant electoral impact of this.  Everyone saying "I know who I'm voting for now!" already knew and are probably the most ardent of his supporters.

What if it causes Biden to tone down his rhetoric? Last night was really good for Biden , what if he goes back to just talking about his first term accomplishments? Or will Biden only pause the rhetoric temporarily?

23 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Too bad he didn't die. Assassination survivors generally do pretty well in elections.

In all seriousness, WTF? I was outside grooming my dog for the last hour and just now saw all this.

You fucking sicko. Admit it, you weren't outside. You were in the basement of a pizza place, weren't you? 

37 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Yeah. This is going to change things. He just won this election. 

No

Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

You fucking sicko. Admit it, you weren't outside. You were in the basement of a pizza place, weren't you? 

Visit me at Deep State Pizza and order the meat lovers.

Just now, Marcusshelton said:

What if it causes Biden to tone down his rhetoric? Last night was really good for Biden , what if he goes back to just talking about his first term accomplishments? Or will Biden only pause the rhetoric temporarily?

 So, we’re done talking about the debate, it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye,” Biden said.

 

Sure.  5 days ago. 

2 minutes ago, Marcusshelton said:

What if it causes Biden to tone down his rhetoric? Last night was really good for Biden , what if he goes back to just talking about his first term accomplishments? Or will Biden only pause the rhetoric temporarily?

It's not like Biden was putting out commercials to assasinate Trump. Just because someone tried to take him out doesn't make him any less of a threat to the country. I'd stay the course.

Just now, fattyflattie said:

 So, we’re done talking about the debate, it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye,” Biden said.

 

Sure.  5 days ago. 

Pop Corn GIF by WWE

Thats a hell of a picture. 

Sure is. All the people behind temporarily disappeared.
10 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

I was asleep.  My wife called and woke me up asking whether I was watching the news that was breaking.  I said hold on and checked google news responding with, Richard Simmons died? 

I’m sorry your wife has left you and you are sleeping in a hotel. 

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Sure is. All the people behind temporarily disappeared.

ITS REAL, FUCK OFF

 

We are in uncharted territory now. I mean it is odd how it does kind of mirror 1968 in some ways. Obviously apples and oranges, but LBJ steps aside. A few months later we have MLK and RFK assassinated. The political climate then was at 11 as well, plus war abroad. But many of our troops getting killed. It was a scary time. I’m not trying necessarily to equate the two but there are similarities. I wasn’t alive back then but I’m sure a few surly posters were. That can speak to the climate back then. 

7 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

 So, we’re done talking about the debate, it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye,” Biden said.

 

Sure.  5 days ago. 

Don’t do that. It was silly to blame Palin for Gabby Giffords with that map picture. Unless you are trolling, in which case, carry on. 

5 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

ITS REAL, FUCK OFF

 

The source I first saw this picture from is a known fake news source. If it's real I apologize!

25 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

The insurrection where trump specifically told people to remain peaceful in Twitter, but that message was removed within 10 minutes of him posting it and where there is video of police letting people into the building? Yes, they was a "violent insurrection", but the George Floyd riots were "mostly peaceful".

You are a raging idiot. Go back under the rock you climbed out from under.

The scary thing is we don’t know if it is contained to just this event. If others are targets. Period. We don’t know dick about the shooter or any motivations.

 

I worry about everyone else right now. I worry about the safety of Biden, Harris, members of Congress, Supreme Court. we don’t have a fucking clue who did this nor why or if connected to something bigger. And we just saw what appears to be a colossal failure by secret service. So ya, it’s scary to me, absolutely. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I worry about the safety of Biden, Harris, members of Congress, Supreme Court. we don’t have a fucking clue who did this nor why or if connected to something bigger.

An armed man tried an attack on a justice months ago.  It was largely laughed off and disregarded on this very forum. 

Just now, fattyflattie said:

An armed man tried an attack on a justice months ago.  It was largely laughed off and disregarded on this very forum. 

I’m sure you were all over it when pelosi’s husband was attacked, or on January 6th. 
Actually maybe you were all over it since you probably attended.

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I’m sure you were all over it when pelosi’s husband was attacked, or on January 6th. 
Actually maybe you were all over it since you probably attended.

Probably attended what?

20 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You are a raging idiot. Go back under the rock you climbed out from under.

Sure thing, Karen. 

17 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

An armed man tried an attack on a justice months ago.  It was largely laughed off and disregarded on this very forum. 

Are your surprised? This forum is mostly populated and dominated by sick and disgusting people.  

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2 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

Trump is now a war hero

70% chance he awards himself a purple heart when he's reelected.

President Biden cutting short Delaware trip headed back to WH. 

May address the nation again tonite if necessary. 

3 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Are your surprised? This forum is mostly populated and dominated by sick and disgusting people.  

This is so rich lol. Like 10k to watch rats fuck rich 

4 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Are your surprised? This forum is mostly populated and dominated by sick and disgusting people.  

Don't come back to CR, dude. You've been doing so well to ignore your darker, more fucked up impulses.

23 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

An armed man tried an attack on a justice months ago.  It was largely laughed off and disregarded on this very forum. 

I seem to remember a bunch of right wing chuckle heads getting a kick out of the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband.

Just now, aggie08 said:

Don't come back to CR, dude. You've been doing so well to ignore your darker, more fucked up impulses.

Quiet pieces of shit are still pieces of shit.

Totally different angle if you haven’t seen it. I like Jennifer. She is former FBI. She’s super nice to me on X so there is that also. 

11 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Are your surprised? This forum is mostly populated and dominated by sick and disgusting people.  

Wake the fuck up or buy a mirror. My God. 

See that sniper's head pop up?  I suspect he saw muzzle blast and realized shit just got VERY real.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

If the election were next week, maybe. 4.5 months from now, you cannot say that. He'll get a bump for sure but then he'll be himself again. 

This will lead to a higher turnout. That is the bump he will need. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I seem to remember a bunch of right wing chuckle heads getting a kick out of the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband.

But that’s different though.

For the record, I don’t take joy in any of it. 

Just now, Da Fino said:

This will lead to a higher turnout. That is the bump he will need. 

Higher turnout is bad for Trump 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

May address the nation again tonite if necessary. 

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39 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You are a raging idiot. Go back under the rock you climbed out from under.

So this @Lou_Sassle idiot joined on January 7, 2021. Which of our fomer right wing idiots is this? 

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