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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I turned on Local Right-Wing Talk Radio long enough to eat a bowl of cereal. The host was deeply concerned about the Democrats' treatment of Biden, and also my (Democrat Primary Voter) rights. I have friends everywhere, friends I don't even know, Republican friends, who care about me.

Were you eating Grape Nuts or was it some kind of mixture of grits?

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9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, JD Vance fucked a couch and drinks Dt Mountain Dew?

But diet root beer is gross, DOUBLE STANDARDS!!@!!

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If Gretchen Whitmer was named Gary Whitmer, they wouldn’t be looking at anyone else.

Could we have two women?

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But seriously, although I personally would not mind it if the two people most capable were women, I'm not sure the country is ready for that, yet.  One step at a time.

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46 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

JD Vance Couch cushon.jpg

Looks like my old couch from our duplex back in college but the stains were from bong water. It was nasty but you could always find weed in the couch cushions when you were low on supply.

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Posted
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Big mistake if they're passing on Beshear

How’s that a mistake. Hes from a state we won’t win and has less name recognition than basically all the other contenders 

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4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

How’s that a mistake. Hes from a state we won’t win and has less name recognition than basically all the other contenders 

He's shown an ability to get white, working class men to vote for him.

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J.D. Vance probably saved many couches from burning next time WVU, Kentucky, or tOSU wins a big game. Only a real psycho burns their fuck buddy, unless they can upgrade to full leather, then fuck them cushions.

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3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

How’s that a mistake. Hes from a state we won’t win and has less name recognition than basically all the other contenders 

He's excellent on union issues, which helps you carry the rust belt, and he's good on LGBT+ and women's issues which helps keep the youth vote energized. He also crushes the WASP test and really highlights the weaknesses of JD Vance.

Kelly is awful on immigration and even worse on union issues.

Shapiro is a vocal Israel hawk who punished student demonstrations in his state. That guarantees you lose Michigan and depresses a lot of the anti-genocide voting bloc that wasn't planning to vote for Biden.

Cooper and Pritzker are too old.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Has a VP ever been named and then replaced before an election?

I don't think it can be done once the party has officially nominated them.

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Wait wait wait. I take off a few hours from this thread and come back to find that JD Vance is a couch fucker? 

These are great times, my friends. We're like Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth with votes. 

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Wait wait wait. I take off a few hours from this thread and come back to find that JD Vance is a couch fucker? 
These are great times, my friends. We're like Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth with votes. 

It’s not true, was made up by some dude on Twitter and went viral.

But I don’t care. Fuck em. Smear em with lies, they’d into all the time. Use their own weapon against them.
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Catherine the Great fucking a horse was probably fake too, and yet, centuries later . . . not that Vance will be remembered for more that a few weeks after the election.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s not true, was made up by some dude on Twitter and went viral.

But I don’t care. Fuck em. Smear em with lies, they’d into all the time. Use their own weapon against them.

He can't prove he didn't

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Posted
6 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

And the others haven’t?

Winning a statewide race in Kentucky is the political equivalent of taking a night game at Bryant-Denny

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Winning a statewide race in Kentucky is the political equivalent of taking a night game at Bryant-Denny

I’d much rather put Pennsylvania in the bag than take a governor from Kentucky.

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5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Right wing twitter spreading rumors that Biden is in hospice and unlikely to survive the night… seems legit.

“The democrats forcing him out of office took away his will to live…… also he was the worst president of all time”- Trump on truth soon

 

But with more commas

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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’d much rather put Pennsylvania in the bag than take a governor from Kentucky.

Yea, regardless of who is the “better”candidate we’re focused on winning November only. Numbers game right now. VP means fuck all if we don’t win.

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5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’d much rather put Pennsylvania in the bag than take a governor from Kentucky.

PA might not be in the bag, and you'd definitely lose MI.

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13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Right wing twitter spreading rumors that Biden is in hospice and unlikely to survive the night… seems legit.

How do we reconcile this drama with the fact that Trump actually won the last election and has been the real president all this time?

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31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Has a VP ever been named and then replaced before an election?

For a first-time VP, none have ever been dropped from a ticket between the convention and general.  A handful served one term, but were dropped before subsequent POTUS terms, at myriad points in the election year.  

On the one hand, Trump does not want to lose face on this choice.  Despite all the goofy shit coming out about Vance and his horribly awkward campaign appearances since Milwaukee.  And he keeps a handful of Sand Hill Road billionaires money flowing in steadily.  

On the other hand, Trump doesn't like the fact that despite having been shot at, he is a Page 3 story right now with Vance.  He wants the limelight back on him.  If anybody would ever pull this on a VP already slotted, it'd be Trump.  

I'd give it a 1/5 chance of happening, which is actually high considering the historic norm.  How much ketchup is strewn about that 757 and Mar-a-Lago right now after they told Trump that Kamala's mother and Vance's in-laws grew up around the same time in Central India.  

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Shapiro would not lose you Michigan. Thats ridiculous. 

The left wing is shockingly in Harris’s corner right now (especially given how much they hated her 4 years ago) but they aren’t even trying to hide how much they do not want her to pick the Jew as VP. Those comments have been a surprising downer in an otherwise incredible last 48 hours.
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