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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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The 2020 primary was an ugly purity test where D voters and MSM were very nasty about the candidates they didn't support. Looking back it was so fucking stupid. 

 

 

 

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44 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

They have literally nothing by lies to try and run on. What a fucking joke.

LMAO, the poor Catholics?!  So persecuted, for soooo long.  😂

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO, the poor Catholics?!  So persecuted, for soooo long.  😂

I know, right?

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We're just days away from getting the "Cult of Kamala" accusations from people who see no hypocrisy in blinding following a person who is the very antithesis of conservatism that Ronald Reagan espoused. 

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38 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

That's the vibe I'm getting from my small handful of acquaintances who are Republicans or Republican-leaning.  I just had a coworker who leans heavily Republican tell me that there was "no chance" that Trump wins.  Really?  "Yeah," he said--"no chance Kamala doesn't win."

Honestly, it feels a lot like the level of despair we had three weeks ago.  But maybe without the hope that their candidate could be persuaded to drop out.

And on their side, I think you can't discount the number of people who treat electoral politics as entertainment or sport.  Voting for Trump is just a mechanism to make the libs cry and whoop it up after you win.  But if Trump isn't going to win, then it's no fun.  And beyond that, there's no real point.  Why bother supporting a team if you know it's going to lose?  And if you're a person who votes only infrequently, why go out and vote if you know you're just going to be on the losing side?

With a little luck and some good work on the campaign, we can get a snowball rolling downhill to bring about an electoral thumping.

Please inform them that the fix is already in, and it makes no difference if they vote.

22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

I doubt this video will get a lot of views on the socials since no one knows who she is (I'd never heard of her), but she was pretty emotional and angry under the calm delivery.  It's powerful.

Joe Rogan is predicting a Kamala victory.

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Joe Rogan is predicting a Kamala victory.

Joe Rogan eats paste.  

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The 2020 primary was an ugly purity test where D voters and MSM were very nasty about the candidates they didn't support. Looking back it was so fucking stupid. 

 

 

 

You left out the part where Clyburn told everyone to sit down and shut the fuck up, we're going with Joe.

Sounds familiar.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Joe Rogan is predicting a Kamala victory.

Ha. I saw a snippet where he and his guest were lamenting that Trump didn't benefit from being shot at "because of 4 years of hatred from the media". Yeah, he was shot at by one of his own supporters there genius. 

Haha!  CNN anchor just said, "they seem to be intent on calling her a DEI hire, which makes no sense...just seems to be a bit of a slur."

Cracked me up man.

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But, you see, this means that hyper-progressives and Bernie Bros will just stay home, because it means that she is really a right-winger doing right-wing things.  Just ask Chainsaw.

She is schroedinger’s candidate. Both too right and too left simultaneously until she is elected. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Ha. I saw a snippet where he and his guest were lamenting that Trump didn't benefit from being shot at "because of 4 years of hatred from the media". Yeah, he was shot at by one of his own supporters there genius. 

Not sure the shooter was a supporter at the time.  

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Oh look at this:

So that new website that Georgia rolled out this week allowing you to delete a person‘s voter registration if you have their drivers license or Social Security number and DOB had a fun little glitch on Monday that lasted for about an hour.

The “glitch”?

It DISPLAYED the social security numbers, drivers license info and DOBs for everyone registered to vote in the state. 

EXACTLY what Democrats worried could happen. 

An hour is a long time in the tech world. Everyone in Georgia is now at risk of not only having their voters registration deleted, but their identity stolen. 

🚨🚨 If you live in Georgia, check your voter registration weekly. 

Congrats @GaRepublicans , you’ve taken weird a step farther. 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

Not sure the shooter was a supporter at the time.  

He was just a deranged kid looking to make a name for himself. That's the point. He would've shot Biden if Biden was in PA at the time. 

On 7/27/2024 at 3:29 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Couple of years ago we did some fishing at port A and were hanging out outside the camper in the RV park when a nondescript sedan drove through the park asking everyone if they wanted tamales. I had just had like 5 lbs of rockfish fried up by a local establishment, but my answer was I’ll take 2 dozen.  Because you don’t say no. 

Was the guy wearing a fedora? If so, I've bought 2 dozen off of him too. 

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Please inform them that the fix is already in, and it makes no difference if they vote.

I trust God's plan for America- does he really need our vote? I will be staying home and praying on Nov 5th instead. 🙏  /message to white Christians

Trump about to speak to the black journalists conference in Chicago. How long before he says illegal Hannibal Lector immigrants are taking all the 'black jobs'?

Just now, mdmost said:

Ha. I saw a snippet where he and his guest were lamenting that Trump didn't benefit from being shot at "because of 4 years of hatred from the media". Yeah, he was shot at by one of his own supporters there genius. 

Lol, "shot"

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I've had worse injuries from scratching myself while I slept.

Even his ear is gross. 

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

I trust God's plan for America- does he really need our vote? I will be staying home and praying on Nov 5th instead. 🙏  /message to white Christians

Trump about to speak to the black journalists conference in Chicago. How long before he says illegal Hannibal Lector immigrants are taking all the 'black jobs'?

I'd wager someone should ask him about the black jobs thing but I'm pretty sure some shitty black Fox News reporter will probably get the only question and fellate him. 

Every poll from the last two years seems to have trump between 42% and 45%, invariably, without change, no matter what. If the trend in the next few weeks could just get him to 39% in a handful of polls, they'll lose their goddamned minds in a blaze of glory. But, the VP pick is out there referring to women as nothing more than baby making vessels, and yet 42% to 45% . . . there has to be some repercussion for that bullshit. Come on America, wake the fuck up already!

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1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

I've had worse injuries from scratching myself while I slept.

Just fyi, we believe you. No need for the close up shot of your balls. However, @Enchubben would appreciate a DM. 

 

If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.
3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Every poll from the last two years seems to have trump between 42% and 45%, invariably, without change, no matter what. If the trend in the next few weeks could just get him to 39% in a handful of polls, they'll lose their goddamned minds in a blaze of glory. But, the VP pick is out there referring to women as nothing more than baby making vessels, and yet 42% to 45% . . . there has to be some repercussion for that bullshit. Come on America, wake the fuck up already!

Isn't that always the case?  He has a pretty hard ceiling of 46/47%.  Even in swing state polls that he leads, it's usually like 47-44 or 48-45.

1 minute ago, ALexusTexus7 said:


If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

Please post a picture of the hat you'll be eating. 

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1 minute ago, ALexusTexus7 said:


If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

first photo from Google Search, courtesy of the NYT 

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1 minute ago, ALexusTexus7 said:


If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

coach alexus just out here to help

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He won't believe any photo you provide anyhow. 

4 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:


If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

How's the hangover?

6 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:


If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

Eat a bag of dicks while you're at it.

Edit going to change mine since it's already below

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4 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:


If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

Surely you've got a selfie or two from when you attended.

5 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:


If you can produce a photo of a confederate flag or Nazi flag at a Trump rally that hasn’t been superimposed into the photo, I’ll eat my hat.

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Just now, mdmost said:

Eat a bag of dicks while you're at it.

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That dude was my favorite because I saw some writeups pointing out that the confederates were held over 4 miles out from the capitol in the civil war, so this is actually the farthest the south got.  dude made history! 

Come on. Not find a confederate flag for a Trump rally? I could see a challenge finding a nazi flag but a confederate flag is fish in a barrel. Especially given how so many trump fans love their flags. A venn diagram of Trump flag owners and confederate flag owners must overlap at least 75%.

Trump supporters:

We're not weird...

Also Trump supporters:

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r/ATBGE - A woman with a big, black, hairy, stuffed dick on the front of her mask.

 

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24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She is schroedinger’s candidate. Both too right and too left simultaneously until she is elected. 

Being a blank slate is very powerful these days

From his Fox interview yesterday

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“Kamala Harris, in her Twitter bio, which I’ve never noticed until this morning, states her pronouns as she/her,” Ingraham said. “What are your pronouns?”

“I have no—I don’t want pronouns,” the former president replied. “I don’t want pronouns, I saw that.”

“So, you’re fluid? What is that?” Ingraham replied.

“Nobody even knows what that means. Ask her to describe exactly what that means,” Trump added.

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OMG turn on one of the news channels now to watch this Trump interview. Already a total fucking disaster. 

 

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