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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Modern day access of evil, folks.

 

Possibly an axis, too

11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Been a while, diet Dr. Pepper right out the nose.  LOL

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

Possibly an axis, too

Would be like Four Seasons landscaping.  It would end up access of evil for sure.  A horrible daytime soap opera.  Fitting. 

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Been a while, diet Dr. Pepper right out the nose.  LOL

Dr. Pepper Zero is where it's at friendo

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I can't believe I have to explain something so simple... but here you go.

The bear in question was a cub... IE baby bear.  New York is a liberal state, which means abortion after birth is legal, ergo no permit was required.

Well, you a use me.  I thought my expertise in Bird Law would naturally carry over into Bear Law

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Dr. Pepper Zero is where it's at friendo

Owe you, will make the change. 

Trump is gonna shit his pants when everyone starts making fun of his voice

What a train wreck

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Elon sucks at conversation


He’s terrible. There’s a reason most of his kids were birthed by subordinates at Tesla. He’s an incel with money; so an incel. 

Elon Musk is reading about M2 Money Supply from Wikipedia. 

19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

By the way, the intrepid aggies on TexAgs are all over the "Trump Cries Wolf over Kamala's Crowd Size" story  and the results are predictably hilarious. Read along and watch as the reality that Trump is a dumbass and they've been had slowly dawns on them ...

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3480354

 

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From this...

...to your app crashing over nothing while hosting an audio only event that makes Trump sound like an over-medicated Elmer Fudd. 

You love to see it. 

 

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this dude was president...I think about the people this would cause to have a heart attack. <EDIT: The accuracy of the following post is under review.>

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5 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Trump is gonna shit his pants when everyone starts making fun of his voice

What a train wreck

 

 

 

 

28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


so fucking old 

Pied Piper Jacket GIF by Silicon Valley
 

Should have trusted Pied Piper. 

So about this supposed debate with Kamala, will they be debating for an hour? There's no way the worms in his brain can muster up enough sentences past 15-20 minutes max.

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3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

this dude was president...I think about the people this would cause to have a heart attack

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I need some verification on this. Seriously. If he actually said that, it should be the headline of every national paper tomorrow morning.

I turned it off awhile ago. Maybe the stupidest hour of shit I’ve ever listened to with the most pathetic moderator I’ve ever listened to. 

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Mesa County, Colorado

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8 minutes ago, Chopper said:

this dude was president...I think about the people this would cause to have a heart attack

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9 minutes ago, Chopper said:

this dude was president...I think about the people this would cause to have a heart attack

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Wait, did that actually happen? If that is recorded, it may actually impact the election. 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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What a big, flappy pair of cunt lips that dude is.

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, did that actually happen? If that is recorded, it may actually impact the election

 

Oh, my sweet summer child.  

 

Edit:  Yes, in a sane world, it should---but these folks are gonna vote for Trump no matter what.

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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AKA "How to get two pieces of shit together"

14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

this dude was president...I think about the people this would cause to have a heart attack

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I don’t think that’s real

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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No big deal that his brother was involved in the Pentagon discussions when Trump's toadies were stalling the National Guard response to their little coup.

I'm sorry, not coup but obstruction of a government procedure. 

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I'll go back to normal tomorrow but reading posts about this interview has me both cackling and allowing myself to entertain the notion that Kamala Harris is going to detonate Donald Trump in November.

Okay, let me tell you thomething, folks, we’ve got thome very, very corrupt judges out there, alright? They’re the worst, the abtholute worst, and they’re ruining everything, believe me. They’re making decisions that are totally rigged, very, very nasty stuff. Now, people are talking, they’re saying, “Mr. Trump, what would you do?” And I’ll tell you what I’d do—I’d go on a date with Putin, okay? A thuper classy date, maybe to a beautiful steak dinner, the best steak you’ve ever theen, folks. Nobody knows steak like me, and nobody knows Putin like me, alright? It would be tremendous, totally tremendous.

Kamala has Coach Walz so Turnip adopted Coach Holtz’s lisp?

 

9 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I don’t think that’s real

This is the closest live post I could find on bluesky. It's bonkers. Gonna have to wait for the recording to post. Can't vouch for the accuracy of the other post so I'll amend.

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18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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So glad I gave him the finger when I had the chance

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Would that guy just fucking relax? I am pretty sure its still infrastructure week and we should have a comprehensive plan any week now. 

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Casey’s pizza is all they have going for them at this point, and you’re never more than 15 miles from one.  Legitimately decent, but it used to be great.  Some mom and pop gas stations have good pizza too.

casey's bought cefco and is converting the texas stores to caseys. most of them are inside the texas triangle region.  bartscott.gif

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Does dumb fuck think that Canada and Mexico are going to start lobbing rocket artillery at us? Does he understand what Israel’s Iron Dome actually does? Does he have any idea what the geographic size of Israel compared to the US? This guy is just so fucking incompetent.

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