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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

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4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I always knew the implosion would cause the most delicious MAGA meltdown tears and now here we are and it's just the beginning.  After he was shot and Biden was still herpy derping his way around, they were assured of victory.  But here we are just 8 week (?) later and they're resigned to defeat.  We have another 8 weeks to go until the finality of election night which will produce a squirting gusher of MAGA tears and MAGA tears make the best lube.

I am very gruntled.    

Play through the whistle. 

 

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

She endorsed Biden in 2020 and then went and had a tour that grossed billions.  

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

average looking?

You realize "average" is a 5, right?

44 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Dear god, the irony

The greatest self own ive ever seen

So I don’t know if it got talked about last night, but Abby Philips on CNN (who is, btw, the smartest and most concise pundit on cable news) brought up the Harris campaign’s weakness with young men.  
 

Thought exercise-this is probably heavily demographically based (as in she doesn’t underperform when adjusted for education or household income), but is there something her campaign should be doing to chip away at Trump’s advantage there?

For example, would it be worthwhile for her to go on Rogan, or is his audience going to see anyone that pro-institution as unfriendly?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You realize "average" is a 5, right?

yes

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

So I don’t know if it got talked about last night, but Abby Philips on CNN (who is, btw, the smartest and most concise pundit on cable news) brought up the Harris campaign’s weakness with young men.  
 

Thought exercise-this is probably heavily demographically based (as in she doesn’t underperform when adjusted for education or household income), but is there something her campaign should be doing to chip away at Trump’s advantage there?

For example, would it be worthwhile for her to go on Rogan, or is his audience going to see anyone that pro-institution as unfriendly?

She probably needs to not be a woman. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She probably needs to not be a woman. 

Some men you just can't reach

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She probably needs to not be a woman

 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Some men you just can't reach

Maybe, but pretend Soros says “here’s some money, go after them anyway”.  What’s your message?

OK... I got it.

The original Kamala Harris was Kamala the Ugandan Giant, (aka James Harris.)

Kamala was a wild savage that spoke no English.  He once ate a live, caged "pet" chicken on WWE.

Well, there are no Ugandans in Ohio, but there are Haitians. 

220 / 221. 

If we elect Kamala, we should expect our pets to be eaten by wild savages that speak no English. 

 

This analysis secures my (electoral) vote for Trump.

 

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

 

Maybe, but pretend Soros says “here’s some money, go after them anyway”.  What’s your message?

"You're less likely to be an angry repulsive incel and actually hook up with chicks or dudes (whichever you prefer) if you stop following that guy and his cult around"

I mean there are more serious answers as young men do face a lot of concerning issues these days.  Rapidly declining levels of education, particularly higher education, a society that expects people to have it all figured out by 18-22 years old when a lot of  the science shows that the male brain just generally doesn't develop at a rate where many of them are going to be able to do that, less chances to make amends for typical young male stupidity because now instead of a few friends knowing about it, the entire world knows about it, and on and on.  BUT I'm not an expert in how you unbrainwash people and so addressing these points with policy and promises seems like it wouldn't get one very far.  

13 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

So I don’t know if it got talked about last night, but Abby Philips on CNN (who is, btw, the smartest and most concise pundit on cable news) brought up the Harris campaign’s weakness with young men.  
 

Thought exercise-this is probably heavily demographically based (as in she doesn’t underperform when adjusted for education or household income), but is there something her campaign should be doing to chip away at Trump’s advantage there?

For example, would it be worthwhile for her to go on Rogan, or is his audience going to see anyone that pro-institution as unfriendly?

First Phillips doesn’t come across to me as being very insightful and second, I don’t expect that anyone who is a Joe Rogan fan is going to be persuaded by Harris.  I don’t get the impression that the intelligence quotient for his audience is very high. All those people are too far gone. 

15 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

So I don’t know if it got talked about last night, but Abby Philips on CNN (who is, btw, the smartest and most concise pundit on cable news) brought up the Harris campaign’s weakness with young men.  
 

Thought exercise-this is probably heavily demographically based (as in she doesn’t underperform when adjusted for education or household income), but is there something her campaign should be doing to chip away at Trump’s advantage there?

For example, would it be worthwhile for her to go on Rogan, or is his audience going to see anyone that pro-institution as unfriendly?

We need to have this doom discussion after the election its dire. But for now just keep hitting them on economics,loan forgiveness and home ownership.

 

Also cut with the nonsense about "role models" its best to not even bring it up.

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1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

Dear god, the irony

if tim walz doesn't have a prepared point in the vp debate to drop something like "i understand mr. vance shrugged off taylor swift's endorsement of our campaign stating that her billionaire status disconnects us from the interests and problems of most americans...a point i find ironic given that his entire career has been predicated on being multi billionaire peter thiel's errand boy in his quest to destroy democracy by being the vice president to a pretend billionaire who routinely demonstrates not just a disconnect from most americans, but disdain and disgust with anyone who is NOT a billionaire," then i will be very disappointed in this campaign.

3 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I wondered why Dems would oppose it when it sounds like it changes nothing. Well, it turns out that the bill isn't just about banning the already rare crime of illegal voting, it's designed to make it harder to register and vote. 

Once again these people reveal that ratfucking, obstructing democratic processes, and gaslighting are their only talents and all they care to accomplish.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Because it's performative nonsense and they want to tack it onto a bill when it shouldn't be there. You don't negotiate with terrorists. 

Just like the abortion after birth nonsense, if Donnie and the GOP had proof if illegals showing up by the thousands to vote, they'd have video and photos and Fox News would be running it 24/7.

Instead, all they can do is talk about how they heard it on TV.  Or the socials.

 

 

33 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

it's wild how they all get put through the trashy stepford wives machine and come out looking the same. Kim guilfoyle fell down a similarly unfortunate hole.

It's like they develop body dysmorphia or something, it beggars belief

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So it begins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It's like they develop body dysmorphia or something, it beggars belief

Donald Trump makes sure of it

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38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't thik you know what average means.

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Average?  The woman's a goblin.

She was ready to rumble.

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4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Right. The number of people eating squirrel today in America is greater than zero. And most of them are multi generational white Americans.

i wouldn’t eat squirrel but I wouldn’t put them down for doing so. 

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2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Pretty sure Elon meant he’d give Taylor one of his actual kids.

Does he know where any of them are?

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just like the abortion after birth nonsense, if Donnie and the GOP had proof if illegals showing up by the thousands to vote, they'd have video and photos and Fox News would be running it 24/7.

Instead, all they can do is talk about how they heard it on TV.  Or the socials.

 

 

People are saying...

nevermind. 

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3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Love laying into idiots.  Not literally, shitheads.  A fun hobby.  

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Do you keep this guy around just so you can dunk on him over and over?

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, I liked that she didn't wait in the middle. she met him on his side of the stage. powerful. can't wait to vote 3 times for her.

Only three times?

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13 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

How did she end up with Grumpy Cat?

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

nevermind. 

Dude if you want to fuck Laura Loomer, that's on you.  Let your freak flag fly.

Two interesting notes - 

  • Gwen Walz is going to Bangor and Portland, Maine to campaign.   Portland is in ME-01 (safe Dem), but Bangor is in ME-02.  There's been *some* polling shows Harris either slightly leading or competitive here (Trump won it in 2020 and it's probably around +5.5 for him after they re-drew it) and Dem Jared Golden has represented ME-02 since 2018. 
  • A poll shows Harris and Trump tied 45-45 in Oklahoma County. Oklahoma County (OKC) is one of the the largest population counties in the U.S. that Trump won (was 49.2-48.1 in 2020, 4k vote margin) - mostly interesting for @'stache https://chs-inc.com/oklahoma-county-in-2024/

The article mentions Collin County and Tarrant County, but Tarrant County was won by Biden by 2k votes (49.3 to 49.1). Collin was won by Trump by 22k votes (51.4-47.1) and Suffolk County, NY was a 232 vote margin (49.4-49.4)

 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude if you want to fuck Laura Loomer, that's on you.  Let your freak flag fly.

Hardly. I just think you're skipping over how, in general, statistically, how much of America is ugly and fat. 

13 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Do you keep this guy around just so you can dunk on him over and over?

the "wouldn't have no clue" guy has to be careful dunking on anyone.

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hardly. I just think you're skipping over how, in general, statistically, how much of America is ugly and fat. 

So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?  
 

UNDATEABLE!

3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

the "wouldn't have no clue" guy has to be careful dunking on anyone.

LOL.  Doc can dunk on about 99.9% of Surly, let alone idiots like this.  If only he was a doctor, his words (and not one typo) would carry more weight, right?

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How did she end up with Grumpy Cat?

Not letting someone Haitian (looking) eat her cat... Allegedly... Perhaps.

3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Not letting someone Haitian (looking) eat her cat... Allegedly... Perhaps.

Maybe he got trapped in a couch hiding from someone trying to fuck it. And she rescued the couch from a Ohio based center for traumatized couches and cats. Called Parlor Pussy Rescue. Used to be a strip club at night and discount bible shop during the day. But at least the couch was not burned like others in Ohio.

 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She endorsed Biden in 2020 and then went and had a tour that grossed billions.  

Most Republican talking heads know this, because they bitched about it during the DNC convention when people thought she was going to show.  They were bashing in her in advance of her making an appearance, then she didn't, and they went back to talking about other stuff.  That's what the outrage is so fake.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The greatest self own ive ever seen

Sometimes I wonder if Vance is doing some performance art bullshit when he says stuff like this.  Like he's bored and going through the motions, waiting for 2028.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?  
 

UNDATEABLE!

But not unfuckable.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Most Republican talking heads know this, because they bitched about it during the DNC convention when people thought she was going to show.  They were bashing in her in advance of her making an appearance, then she didn't, and they went back to talking about other stuff.  That's what the outrage is so fake.

Sometimes I wonder if Vance is doing some performance art bullshit when he says stuff like this.  Like he's bored and going through the motions, waiting for 2028.

He is quite quitting. He was sold an easily winnable race against 97 year old Joe Biden and now he’s seen the entire thing turn upside down since late July 

"This <pregnant pause> former President..." Just saw this moment of the debate, didn't see it in this thread so siap. No words.

 

 

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But not unfuckable

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

He is quite quitting. He was sold an easily winnable race against 97 year old Joe Biden and now he’s seen the entire thing turn upside down since late July 

too late. his name is already on the ballots and they're already having to stretch the legal system to get RFK's name off ballots. as some pointed out, early voting starts in a week in some states. they made their bed...

or do you mean he's setting himself for a soft landing when the inevitable fail happens? That I can believe

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2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"This <pregnant pause> former President..." Just saw this moment of the debate, didn't see it in this thread so siap. No words.

 

 

yeah, that was the "this motherfucker" never uttered, but heard round the world

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

too late. his name is already on the ballots and they're already having to stretch the legal system to get RFK's name off ballots. as some pointed out, early voting starts in a week in some states. they made their bed...

or do you mean he's setting himself for a soft landing when the inevitable fail happens? That I can believe

The second. It’s too late to be taken off so the least he can do is just the bare minimum and pin the entire loss on Trump 

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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

too late. his name is already on the ballots and they're already having to stretch the legal system to get RFK's name off ballots. as some pointed out, early voting starts in a week in some states. they made their bed...

or do you mean he's setting himself for a soft landing when the inevitable fail happens? That I can believe

 

burning though that cash 

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4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

Take the loss you fucking pussy.

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