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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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fall over you worthless mother fucker !!!!!

 

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A scary portrait of life inside Trump’s White House: https://edition.cnn.com/2021/09/30/opinions/trump-white-house-stephanie-grisham-book-ghitis/index.html

Here's a little taste, but there's a lot more ...

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When Grisham describes Trump’s “terrifying” rage episodes, one wonders what could happen in another Trump administration, with an even more emboldened president – one who was so frightening to those who served under him, that the country’s top military man, General Mark Milley and the speaker of the House worried he might strike China. (In a forthcoming book by Susan Glasser, Milley is also depicted fearing Trump would provoke Iran to war.)

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She offers glimpses into one of the lingering mysteries of Trump’s presidency, his curiously deferential approach to Putin. Despite Trump’s relentless praise, she says, Putin was cold to Trump when they met in Osaka, Japan, for a 2019 G-20 meeting. So, she alleges, Trump kept trying to impress him.

According to Grisham’s account, as the media prepared to enter the meeting room, Trump – who declared it “a great honor to be with President Putin,” even though US intelligence was convinced Russia had been systematically attacking US elections to undermine democracy – leaned over and told Putin, “I’m going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it’s for the cameras…you understand.”

What’s interesting is what happened later. Click here to refresh your memory. Reporters walked in and asked Trump if he was going to warn Putin to keep his hands off the upcoming election. Trump turned to Putin and said, “Don’t meddle in the election, please.” When Putin’s translator told him what Trump said, the Russian president laughed out loud.

Grisham writes that Fiona Hill, Trump’s Russia adviser, speculated to her that Putin had brought along a remarkably attractive woman as his translator to distract the president.

Perhaps Putin and Hill knew about Trump’s immaturity when it comes to women. In Grisham’s telling, the former president comes across as either a sex-hungry adolescent or a creepy, insecure old man.

When Stormy Daniels, the porn actress who says she had an affair with Trump (which he denies), wrote in her own tell-all book that the president’s penis was “smaller than average” and shaped like a mushroom character in Mario Kart, Grisham says Trump called her from Air Force One to deny this.

Indeed, judging by the allegations in the excerpts, Trump’s was inordinately interested in his manliness and with sexual matters. Grisham writes that the former president asked her boyfriend if she was good in bed. And, in more disturbing behavior alleged of a man who has been accused of sexual misconduct by dozens of women and was caught on tape boasting about grabbing women’s genitals (all of which he denies), Grisham wrote that Trump had his eye on a young press aide, and that he invited her to his Air Force One cabin, allegedly explaining, she wrote, “so he could look at her [behind].”

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

pure lulzzzzzz

 


grown women come up to me, with tears in their eyes and say: “sir, sir”

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

well he said today that congress can not stop him from imposing his policies 

He is correct about tariffs, but the question had nothing to do with Congress.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

well he said today that congress can not stop him from imposing his policies 

Yeah that's not how any of this works.

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

fall over you worthless mother fucker !!!!!

 

It looks like he is listening to something there. I know you just post everything you see, so I have some doubts about this claim. 

5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

It looks like he is listening to something there. I know you just post everything you see, so I have some doubts about this claim. 

 

in his defense the crowd started chanting ‘4 more years’ after about 18 seconds or so. that did help him snap out of it 

16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

He is correct about tariffs, but the question had nothing to do with Congress.

 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Wisconsin or  didn't bring it up?  MI, WI, AZ, NV + one of PA/GA/NC wins the elections for her. 

I don't recall specifically talking about Wisconsin.  I think it fell under the general "fine" feeling for Michigan.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Let me clarify a bit. The question was about what economists think will happen if there are more tariffs.

Presidents don't need Congress to approve tariffs, which is something Trump took advantage of.

45/Cutco crossover with the knives?

 

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Somebody please check out Trumpknifeset.com

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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Somebody please check out Trumpknifeset.com

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Its impressive that they have tied the commerce website directly to real time inventory, and it looks  like stock levels are getting dangerously low. Act fast or Trump wont be able to take your rube money. 

I think $53 per knife x 8 knives (one per month). It is of course weaselworded and knives are not my legerdemain. 

But shit, they went through a whole warehouse of them! 

 

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For only $60 a knife.  And you get a light up display case.  I am so in the wrong racket.   I should be making a killing selling crap to morons.

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9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I think $53 per knife x 8 knives (one per month). It is of course weaselworded and knives are not my legerdemain. 

But shit, they went through a whole warehouse of them! 

 

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The rubes are gonna take their $DJT profits and buy knives!

6 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

For only $60 a knife.  And you get a light up display case.  I am so in the wrong racket.   I should be making a killing selling crap to morons.

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oh shit, it's those kind of knives? I was assuming some nice *snicker* kitchen knives. lol. pathetic

Can get a better deal on them on DealDash.com

I often wonder how people could be stupid enough to believe that Trump is a genius businessman, then those same people pay him $480 for $16 worth of knives, which I guess makes them correct, in the way that a very mediocre con looks like a genius next to his fucking idiot marks.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Want.

 

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Trump is selling an Eras tour style shirt. So fuck that, keep using it 

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17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Want.

 

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Wait. If Waffle House is allowing it, who served the cease and desist? 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. If Waffle House is allowing it, who served the cease and desist? 

 

Yeah, I concur...what she said makes no sense. Then again, she's a dumbass.

 

 

Wait. If Waffle House is allowing it, who served the cease and desist? 

And there it is…the question that these morons simply can’t grasp.
It’s fantastic. Their idiocy, and lack of understanding of even the most basic of concepts, is as infinite as the universe itself.

Those images are from an Etsy shop, but I am sure she sent that cease and desist herself lol

 

We actually owe Trump a huge thank you. It used to be difficult to tell which suburban white women were crazy and which weren't.

We always keyed in on the eyes but it was hard to tell.

Now, Trump has made it easy as can be to identify the crazies and fewer of our tires have been slashed and cars keyed because of it.

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This is one of the most fantastical features of MAGAland: spewing a torrent of the most insane lies imaginable?  That's LEADERSHIP, and that guy deserves your vote!  But...post a true story, with evidence proving every assertion?  THAT'S ACTIONABLE, AND YOU SHOULD BE SUED!

Lies are to be rewarded.  The truth should be punished.  Up is down in MAGAland.

It's infuriating.  For years I've been fascinated by WWII history, driven largely by my curiosity of how the world's most (arguably) advanced technological and educated society came to be ruled by a Charlie-Chaplin-lookalike-maniac and a bunch of odd-ball hinchmen.  Now I am living through the same threat in the United States of fucking America 90 years later.  

I might owe Germans an apology.  I always thought there was something in their national fabric that enabled Hitler.  I suppose that might still be the case.  But if it is, we Americans share that swath of cloth. 

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


And there it is…the question that these morons simply can’t grasp.
It’s fantastic. Their idiocy, and lack of understanding of even the most basic of concepts, is as infinite as the universe itself.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

fall over you worthless mother fucker !!!!!

 

Pretty sure this is an older clip and there was some medical emergency or disturbance he was waiting for to end.  I hate these bullshit click-bait cocksuckers.

23 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. If Waffle House is allowing it, who served the cease and desist? 

Scrabble?

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fucking PA. 

My friend in the PAC said exactly the same thing.

28 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. If Waffle House is allowing it, who served the cease and desist? 

She is.  She declared Cease and Decist in the tweet.  Didn't you see it?

 

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

biden is the second best o/g president ever ….

 

the people who need to see this won't

Friend attended Doug’s event in SA. Described a diverse crowd, lots of engagement and energy. One Trumper was quickly removed. Lots of volunteers registering people to vote as well. 

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12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I keep telling you, he’s 98 years old and he’s dead!

7 minutes ago, YChang said:

Friend attended Doug’s event in SA. Described a diverse crowd, lots of engagement and energy. One Trumper was quickly removed. Lots of volunteers registering people to vote as well. 

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Well, that's cool and all, but how much money did he make for speaking? I'm not talking donations; how much did he add to his personal income? 

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The former first lady spoke at two political fundraisers for the Log Cabin Republicans this year, and she was paid $237,500 for an April event, according to former President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure form. The payment was listed as a “speaking engagement.”

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7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is definitely a winning message Donald, please keep it up

 

 

"These people should be put in jail for how they talk about our judges and our justice system".  Zero irony. Zero self awareness.

38 minutes ago, quigley said:

My friend in the PAC said exactly the same thing.

What does your friend think about the other states? 

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I keep telling you, he’s 98 years old and he’s dead!

 

johnny carson was pretty damn good 

1 hour ago, pacman said:

We actually owe Trump a huge thank you. It used to be difficult to tell which suburban white women were crazy and which weren't.

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The knive set is a freaking jelly of the month club knockoff...

The Trump Commemorative Knife Collection is designed as a 9-month collection program. You will receive one knife each month for the first 8 months, allowing you to build your collection over time. The LED illuminated wooden display case will be sent on the 3rd month.

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