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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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32 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Would rather this not have been leaked, and been a complete surprise to everyone in attendance. 

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would rather this not have been leaked, and been a complete surprise to everyone in attendance. 

I wouldn’t worry, most fans in those stands can’t read anyway.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would rather this not have been leaked, and been a complete surprise to everyone in attendance. 

Give em the old Turk 182

46 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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I hate the internet 

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I hate the internet 
And yet you partake in it. Odd.
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Should go with the tried and true:

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT OUR STANDARD 

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

We don’t sit in some massive hall every Sunday and talk about how much we all don’t believe in fairy tales or discuss plans to evangelize for critical thinking

Au contraire. I invite you to my church on Sundays at Ye Olde Crown and Anchor. 

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

I’m confused. Is Willie talking in the third person here?

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m confused. Is Willie talking in the third person here?

You would too if you were baked.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Log Cabin Republicans isn't exactly well thought out, either.

That reminds me, I meant to post a photo of the flags the gay guys down the street are currently flying.

 

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13 minutes ago, G650 said:

That reminds me, I meant to post a photo of the flags the gay guys down the street are currently flying.

 

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All of that tracks. 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Log Cabin Republicans isn't exactly well thought out, either.

Whenever I see Log Cabin Republicans I always assume they're Log Jammin' cosplayers.

nsiap ...

"Vance to talk at tour hosted by ‘prophet’ who thinks Harris practices witchcraft"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/27/vance-lance-wallnau-event

Nah, that's not weird at all.

 

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Trump’s running mate will speak at Lance Wallnau’s event in campaign’s latest link to extremist Christian right

JD Vance will speak at an event on Saturday hosted by the self-styled prophet and political extremist Lance Wallnau, who has claimed Kamala Harris practices witchcraft and has written that the US is headed toward bloody internal conflict.

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Wallnau, who hosts the tour and broadcasts its speakers on his online show – drawing hundreds in-person and sometimes tens of thousands virtually – is a proponent of the “seven mountains” mandate, which commands Christians to seek leadership in seven key areas of society – the church, the education system, the family, the media, the arts, business and government.

 

51 minutes ago, G650 said:

That reminds me, I meant to post a photo of the flags the gay guys down the street are currently flying.

 

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Most likely White. White Gays are interesting. The research on race and sexuality (especially LGBTQ) is really, really fascinating. It also has to do with self-concept and in-group/out-group

(So is the research on guys who fuck guys but still proclaim they are straight, but that’s a different topic…unless we’re talking about republicans)

Oh no, is she code-switching?

lulz

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:


 

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Just imagine a campaign where they didn't clear that in advance with the restaurant.

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

That reminds me, I meant to post a photo of the flags the gay guys down the street are currently flying.

 

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There’s a house around the corner sporting a TRUMP: NO MORE BULLSHIT flag that just seems so ironic. How deep is the echo chamber where that makes any sense at all. Our neighborhood is full of children too, so it’s just so classy. 

I think he’s a week away from straight up eugenics talk. Not “she” was born mentally disabled but “they are born less intelligent.”

She is absolutely living in his head rent free.

 

Compare and contrast.

 

18 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I think he’s a week away from straight up eugenics talk. Not “she” was born mentally disabled but “they are born less intelligent.”

She is absolutely living in his head rent free.

 

So he got worked for 90 minutes at the debate by a regard? Is that what he’s saying?

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

??????

Looks like he went to Megan Rapinoe’s barber. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

So he got worked for 90 minutes at the debate by a regard? Is that what he’s saying?

I guess it is, yes 

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

 

Fuck this stupid old nonsensical asshole 

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Kamala is the mentally disabled candidate?

 

7 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Kamala is the mentally disabled candidate?

Don’t you know?  Things didn’t exist before Trump discovered them.  Just wait until he reveals this thing called “The Internet”.

2 hours ago, B00M said:

Should go with the tried and true:

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT OUR STANDARD 

“Donald Trump has small hands”

”Donald Trump has small rallies”

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24 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Kamala is the mentally disabled candidate?

 

 

19 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Where is Trump’s wife? The have enough money to pay her for appearances not covered in her contract.

57 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

"Addresses the border crisis"

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

You're the puppet!

Pretty sure Kamala could cut her entire creative team to one person whose job is to cut those videos above unedited with a “I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message” at the end.

??????

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22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

"There's the VP", she said ...

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Where has this Democratic Party been my whole life?

She's trailing with men, so during the big game, that Trump has invested nearly his whole day in, they run a fantastic smack-talk political ad.  That's some well down prowrestling shit.  And that's normally Trump's niche, which is maybe why she is trailing with men. Stupid fucking men. You don't need to know a thing about policy.  You just need to know that Trump is a massive pussy*.  The viewing audience will see him wave to the crowd, with his stupid grin, and then watch her call challenge him to a fight.  Fucking beautiful.

*honestly, I looked for a synonym that would convey the same fullness as meaning.  But, nothing fit the bill.  The fact that pussy shares two meanings, one of which is wonderful, and the other is not, is just an accident of the English language.     

 
 
 


Simpsons did it.
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