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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Fucker is perpetually rehashing old shit, he's done

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"The hard way"

 

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what dumbo doesn't understand is that Fox interview blows that take out of the water - and he knows it.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"The hard way"

 

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release your medical records you fat orange fuck towel.

11 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Was that seriously his record? I remember Rocko vaguely but I wasn't heavily invested in the site back then. 

9.5 and I’m being generous. I saw the video.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"The hard way"

 

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Based on his physical condition and his weight, I’d bet this guy hasn’t done anything the hard way since Barron was conceived.

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59 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If people would stick to values and principles instead of a party then "going back Republican" shouldn't even be an idea in anyone's head. If something really weird happens and Democrats become the insane shitheads and Republicans become the party actually trying to be sane and govern then I'd have no issue voting for them. 

 

Yep.  I have been a democrat my whole life.  But I am not hoping for the death of the Republican Party.  I am hoping for the return to sanity.  Politics without competition between two, reasonable, competent people is not good for anyone.  I may never vote for a Republican, but I want to have that choice.  

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37 minutes ago, tx ind said:

would like to offer this up for anyone that needs it

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In fairness, that could be a clip of any three women of that age and station in life.......seeing the typical posts on Surly.

Every male poster on this site has seen/earned that look.  Most of us within the past 24 hours.

So, "a bit close to home," etc.

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Based on his physical condition and his weight, I’d bet this guy hasn’t done anything the hard way since Barron was conceived.

You know he got that Japanese milking machine to do the hard work. He is the father of ivf after all!  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Hamas leader Sinwar being killed should be something that helps?

did walz kill him with his unloaded shotgun?

because if so, then yes.

1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:


I gladly admit I fucked up and I started feeling that way within the first year. Lesson learned. We are in this together.

My man. Country Before Party.

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In fairness, that could be a clip of any three women of that age and station in life.......seeing the typical posts on Surly.

Every male poster on this site has seen/earned that look.  Most of us within the past 24 hours.

So, "a bit close to home," etc.

To me this gif is about more than Trump's complete idiocy. This gif shows how utterly and completely the press has failed to convey to the American people exactly how incompetent, insane, idiotic, and idealess Trump is. These women are listening to his inane ramblings for the first time. And the reason it's the first time is because the press has failed to cover it sufficiently. These are citizens who care enough about what's going on to show up to this event. They are easily reachable by a competent press corps.

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I don't think that's right. I remember when he enlisted (air force?) and got stationed in Hawaii. 

Yeah, he was a pipsqueak.

Silent Trump voters in 2016 surprised most of us  and he won the election. 

I am optimistic there's a significant number of silent Anti-Trump voters who will help make sure he never sees the Oval Office again. 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Silent Trump voters in 2016 surprised most of us  and he won the election. 

I am optimistic there's a significant number of silent Anti-Trump voters who will help make sure he never sees the Oval Office again. 

 

 

 

This. 

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3 hours ago, Skipper said:

Maybe it's been discussed at length (I certainly miss pages of this thread of a time, so point me to a page number if I'm rehashing old shit) but can anyone explain the disconnect between the betting markets and polls?  I'm not following closely so maybe a poll shift but most I've seen still seem to be predicting a narrow Harris win.  But Trump appears to be a relatively comfortable favorite in the betting markets.   I don't think presidential betting reflect the market the same extent as sports betting (with actual regulated books not taking bets + small $ limits, etc.) but still a bit surprising.

 

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Silent Trump voters in 2016 surprised most of us  and he won the election. 

I am optimistic there's a significant number of silent Anti-Trump voters who will help make sure he never sees the Oval Office again. 

 

 

 

I’ve said before that silent majority is now the loud minority. 

Trump and his crony grifters are cooking numbers everywhere to make people think he's winning. They don't want you to trust your own eyes or instincts, they manufacture numbers to gaslight Americans. 

 

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

For those who don't want to fast forward youtube:

 

Dolly catching strays, but i love it for the authenticity.

(I love Dolly)

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28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In fairness, that could be a clip of any three women of that age and station in life.......seeing the typical posts on Surly.

Every male poster on this site has seen/earned that look.  Most of us within the past 24 hours.

So, "a bit close to home," etc.

I've gotten that look 3 or 4 times today alone, and I think I've had a pretty good day.  I've also hardly been at home.  

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

both basically competent and inside the 40’s on all the other stuff you care about

Please point to anyone like this.  Because you're full of shit if you think the majority of Democratic ideals live within the 40's.    

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Maybe he should stick to an unsingle.   

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trump and his crony grifters are cooking numbers everywhere to make people think he's winning. They don't want you to trust your own eyes or instincts, they manufacture numbers to gaslight Americans. 

 

I’ve been saying!

4 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Please point to anyone like this.  Because you're full of shit if you think the majority of Democratic ideals live within the 40's.    

Maybe he should stick to an unsingle.   

Man, the democrats are the only party within the 40s. The Republicans are over in the Chuck E Cheese next door to the stadium.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trump and his crony grifters are cooking numbers everywhere to make people think he's winning. They don't want you to trust your own eyes or instincts, they manufacture numbers to gaslight Americans. 

 

But to be fair, there is no reason for the Democrats to be pushing a different version.  The perception of a close race not only increases the chances of beating Trump, it helps down ballot, builds a warchest, and brings new voters out for future elections.  (Also, it lines the pockets of the political machine, but maybe that's a little more cynical than I want to focus on.) I have a legitimate fear that I may be misreading America and Trump really has a 50/50 shot of winning.  I am sure the Harris campaign shares that uncertainty. They don't want to say anything that drives complacency.  They aren't commissioning Dem friendly pollsters.  They aren't releasing internal polling (except in races that no one thought the Dems had a shot.). They aren't working the media to drive confidence.  

I feel like it's the beginning of the pandemic when the CDC said not to worry about masks.  It was bullshit, but it was necessary to get those masks to healthcare workers.  I think Dems are complicit in pushing bullshit for the greater good.  I'm okay with that, even if it wrecks my nerves.  

Or maybe the race really is close. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Paystub guy is greenspoint. Rocko was the guy who bought a suit to sleep with some hookers and left the tag on so he could return it. He posted pics with the price tag still hanging off the wrist, IIRC. Then again I apprently didn't remember his age correctly, so...

Rocko also pasted a paystub iirc.  And didnt know to remove the tags from his jacket.  He was early 20's about 10 years ago or so.  

I just saw the most offensive political commercial in my entire life. In it, presidential candidate Randall Terry claims Kamela Harris is working for the KKK to abort black babies, and then shows dead black babies and fetuses. Most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. We have to get back in control of the media. This is ridiculous. ABC posted a note beforehand that they were required by law to show the ad.  

54 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"The hard way"

 

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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I just saw the most offensive political commercial in my entire life. In it, presidential candidate Randall Terry claims Kamela Harris is working for the KKK to abort black babies, and then shows dead black babies and fetuses. Most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. We have to get back in control of the media. This is ridiculous. ABC posted a note beforehand that they were required by law to show the ad.  

Mrs.LL just sent me a video of the ad--you and she were apparently watching ABC at the same time.

 

Hey, . . . wait a minute . . . .

10 minutes ago, G650 said:

Man, the democrats are the only party within the 40s. The Republicans are over in the Chuck E Cheese next door to the stadium.

Este. This isn't our old Republican Party. Not by a long shot.

Common I would’ve guessed. Lil Wayne is surprising, he was a Trump guy in 2020 and met with him.

He did that in order to get a pardon, which he did. He played DOTARD.
17 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Please point to anyone like this.  Because you're full of shit if you think the majority of Democratic ideals live within the 40's.

Anthony Blinken, Janet Yellen, Merrick Garland, Tom Vilsack, Gina Raimondo, Julie Su, Jennifer Granholm, John Tester, Denis McDonough, Avril Haines, Jered Bernstein, Bill Burns, Gretchen Whitmer, Jared Polis, Tim Walz, Josh Shapiro, Andy Bashear, Pete Buttigieg, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris…

I got tired of typing - can you name a current Republican presidential candidate who is either a gun owner, has not threatened to suspend the constitution,  or not said we should take your guns without due process?

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4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This is legitimately badass:

 

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Lisa Bonet Biting Lip GIF

5 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

You've never heard of Travis Scott? Kendrick Lamar? Childish Gambino? Future? Like all of these are the most surface rappers I can think of, Travis Scott had a fucking McDonalds meal named after him.

One of those guys performed at Astroworld, right?

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Does Childish Gambino even make music still? 

Saw a photo of him and I would never say Black people look alike, but holy fuck, shave the beard and he looks like Troy from the Community TV series. It’s like “where’s Abed?”

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16 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Please point to anyone like this.  Because you're full of shit if you think the majority of Democratic ideals live within the 40's.    

Maybe he should stick to an unsingle.   

Pics of trump loading/unloading/shooting a gun?

You are fully head in the sand. I post on all the gun toting/hunting threads you do because we are the same in many ways. Born and raised in Texas by folks raised in the 1930s. We agree on a shitload of things I bet.

The difference is, I didn't spend the last 20+ years consuming fox news and I don't have socials that force me to consume shit due to an algorithm. The quicker you realize this, the better your life will be. You have been brainwashed by outside forces. Proof is in the nra post. 

Do better my man. 

Saw a photo of him and I would never say Black people look alike, but holy fuck, shave the beard and he looks like Troy from the Community TV series. It’s like “where’s Abed?”

Not sure if serious?
26 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Please point to anyone like this.  Because you're full of shit if you think the majority of Democratic ideals live within the 40's.   

By the way - parties don’t have “ideals,” and only suckers think they do. There is what they do, and who they do it for, and whether or not they choose to respect the public process of choosing sides.

That’s it and that’s all. 

And you may think you’re safe, but if you vote for people who don’t respect the choice, no one is. Not even you. 
 

mark cuban just called elon musk a "world class troll" on cnn.

because that's something that happens now.

1 minute ago, scottsins said:


Not sure if serious?

I hope not. Jesus.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Saw a photo of him and I would never say Black people look alike, but holy fuck, shave the beard and he looks like Troy from the Community TV series. It’s like “where’s Abed?”

Jesus man

25 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Mrs.LL just sent me a video of the ad--you and she were apparently watching ABC at the same time.

 

Hey, . . . wait a minute . . . .

I was in bed. 

7 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

without hyperbole, black people are saving the country right now, from top to bottom. Exemplified by Kamala resuscitating the entire fucking party in 3 months.

Only thing I'd quibble with is the right now part. Been happening from the jump.

4 hours ago, Skipper said:

Maybe it's been discussed at length (I certainly miss pages of this thread of a time, so point me to a page number if I'm rehashing old shit) but can anyone explain the disconnect between the betting markets and polls?  I'm not following closely so maybe a poll shift but most I've seen still seem to be predicting a narrow Harris win.  But Trump appears to be a relatively comfortable favorite in the betting markets.   I don't think presidential betting reflect the market the same extent as sports betting (with actual regulated books not taking bets + small $ limits, etc.) but still a bit surprising.

I think it's just that stupid people bet on results that they're hoping for. There were quite a few that bet on Conor McGregor to beat Floyd Mayweather in a boxing match. 

Since Mayweather had always been a convincing favorite throughout his career -- -200 against Pacquiao, -300 versus Canelo Alvarez, -400 against Shane Mosely -- professional bettors couldn't believe they could get a similar price on Mayweather versus McGregor.

Mayweather's odds dipped under -400 in the days leading up the fight, and the big, smart money began appearing.

56 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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Something is going on beasue this makes no sense.

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

Something is going on beasue this makes no sense.

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Um it’s big crypto money (and foreign money) betting on Trump and then believing he’s now the favorite, or trying to convince people he’s the favorite.  Do you think the average Democrat is betting on politics?

Betting markets for elections are so fucking stupid.  

2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I legitimately have no idea what this posts means (nor am I 3putt?), but I keep scrolling in this topic and I don't see any update

Post #42841, from 3 hours ago, on the previous page. 
 

3putt is famous for posting and not reading the actual threads. 

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5 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I think it's just that stupid people bet on results that they're hoping for. There were quite a few that bet on Conor McGregor to beat Floyd Mayweather in a boxing match. 

Since Mayweather had always been a convincing favorite throughout his career -- -200 against Pacquiao, -300 versus Canelo Alvarez, -400 against Shane Mosely -- professional bettors couldn't believe they could get a similar price on Mayweather versus McGregor.

Mayweather's odds dipped under -400 in the days leading up the fight, and the big, smart money began appearing.

So like normal gambling?  

7 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I don't care what the polls say, I 💯 believe this election will be a blowout victory for Harris.

Book it.

i'm kind of feeling this too...if it were next Tuesday i'd put money on it. still a little bit too much time...

don't score yet and leave too much time on the clock! 😆

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Something is going on beasue this makes no sense.

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casinos don’t build themselves. 

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