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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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Long, 75yd TD drive was just what we needed!!! 🤘 

 

After 3qtrs...

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  • Arch is the first QB in history with 3 rushing touchdowns on one offensive drive. Legend.

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    Who the fuck are you to be complaining about ridiculous takes during a game? You posted the dumbest one of all in the first quarter of our CSU game this year.     

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    Honestly, this type of uninspired performance isn't going to do us any favors in Graham Harmon's SEC Power Rankings.

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Didn't know the big 12 refs followed us into SEC play. What a shitshow

Hoping MSU runs a sweep to their sideline and Hill takes Lebby out. 

This game makes me second guess my decision to quit drinking

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

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I'm behind a few minutes but like this shot

Initially, I thought his left elbow was down. But, clearly it wasn't.

WTF do the replay officials look at, anyway?

Edited by DFW Horn

Damn, Blow U is up now. They were just down a lot.

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Irritating game

Like a bad ball rash. 

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Initially, I thought his left elbow was down. But, clearly it wasn't.

WTF do the replay officals look at, anyway?

His forearm could be down, but even if it is, worse case should have been the 1 inch line. Fucking bullshit that they spotted it at 1.5 yard line. 

Can we convince this Johnny Daniels to portal here

Just now, MillerEP said:

This game makes me second guess my decision to quit drinking

I got you fam.

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

This game makes me second guess my decision to quit drinking

It’s Miller time?

When the fucking pylon camera gets smashed by the football and the body is in the air it is a fucking td!!

We scored that TD 2 or 3 times.

Just dropping in to say that the whole sequence where Sark took points off the board in a one score game in Q3, and then proceeded to call a 4th and 3 play Arch very clearly cannot execute, was one of the most hilariously bungled sequences I've seen on a football field in my lifetime. That reminded me briefly of why I was down on Sark for so long. The plus side is it's too funny to actually be upset.

Any additional dooming is unwarranted. Sark is treating the game like a scrimmage and focusing on getting Arch reps, which I think is mostly fine notwithstanding the above. Similar to the BYU game last year. MSU is absolutely terrible and is not a threat to win this game even with how sloppy Texas has looked.

They need to take a look at the run defense over the bye week. It's shown cracks all year and looks the worst it has all year today; fortunately MSU is not a threat anywhere else. That's going to cost them games down the line if they don't improve. Even playing sharper on offense, which I think we can safely assume upon Ewers's return, would help that in a complimentary football sort of way though.

Let's get through this healthy and get on to Dallas.

Just now, CooterBrown said:

I hate all these circle jerk SEC commercials.

I hate this fucking conference already. 

Defense is gassed

Edited by Sgt Hulk

and aggy and ou eek out wins.. fucked up Saturday 

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Damn, Blow U is up now. They were just down a lot.

Pick 6? Didn’t Auburn just have the ball?

These fake southern accent commercials are the fucking worst

Birmingham:   “Just keep this close, we want Bama or UGA at #1 on Monday.”

Fuck it, I’m good with that.  Let them have the target on their back.

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Damn, Blow U is up now. They were just down a lot.

Payton Thorne pick six, one of the least surprising phrases in college football.

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Initially, I thought his left elbow was down. But, clearly it wasn't.

WTF do the replay officials look at, anyway?

Undisputed proof. 

"this is an sec atmosphere"

 

fuck off

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

This game makes me second guess my decision to quit drinking

You and me both, brother.

Had to score that TD multiple times for the refs to begrudgingly grant it so.

Just now, Fastbreak said:

southern accents are the fucking worst

ftfy

I noticed one of our linemen ready to FIGHT on the extra point.  Guarantee he wants to put 50 on these guys.  I like it.  We will be hungry!!! next week.  I actually like a closer game this week. 

Winner of Bama-Georgia likely to be #1 next week. 

And I’m ok with that
Just now, Treefidy said:

Birmingham:   “Just keep this close, we want Bama or UGA at #1 on Monday.”

Fuck it, I’m good with that.  Let them have the target on their back.

This is so aggy lol

She should’ve asked him about his decision to throw away 3 points

Just saw my favorite cheerleader. 

I’m gonna act like I don't know her name. 

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Initially, I thought his left elbow was down. But, clearly it wasn't.

WTF do the replay officials look at, anyway?

Presumably, their tiny dicks. Right before they decide to try and fuck us with em

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Just dropping in to say that the whole sequence where Sark took points off the board in a one score game in Q3, and then proceeded to call a 4th and 3 play Arch very clearly cannot execute, was one of the most hilariously bungled sequences I've seen on a football field in my lifetime. That reminded me briefly of why I was down on Sark for so long. The plus side is it's too funny to actually be upset.

Any additional dooming is unwarranted. Sark is treating the game like a scrimmage and focusing on getting Arch reps, which I think is mostly fine notwithstanding the above. Similar to the BYU game last year. MSU is absolutely terrible and is not a threat to win this game even with how sloppy Texas has looked.

They need to take a look at the run defense over the bye week. It's shown cracks all year and looks the worst it has all year today; fortunately MSU is not a threat anywhere else. That's going to cost them games down the line if they don't improve. Even playing sharper on offense, which I think we can safely assume upon Ewers's return, would help that in a complimentary football sort of way though.

Let's get through this healthy and get on to Dallas.

Tl;dr 

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Just dropping in to say that the whole sequence where Sark took points off the board in a one score game in Q3, and then proceeded to call a 4th and 3 play Arch very clearly cannot execute, was one of the most hilariously bungled sequences I've seen on a football field in my lifetime. That reminded me briefly of why I was down on Sark for so long. The plus side is it's too funny to actually be upset.

Any additional dooming is unwarranted. Sark is treating the game like a scrimmage and focusing on getting Arch reps, which I think is mostly fine notwithstanding the above. Similar to the BYU game last year. MSU is absolutely terrible and is not a threat to win this game even with how sloppy Texas has looked.

They need to take a look at the run defense over the bye week. It's shown cracks all year and looks the worst it has all year today; fortunately MSU is not a threat anywhere else. That's going to cost them games down the line if they don't improve. Even playing sharper on offense, which I think we can safely assume upon Ewers's return, would help that in a complimentary football sort of way though.

Let's get through this healthy and get on to Dallas.

Too large of pussy, did not read

their wr are as good as cook

 

and holy shit that was bad coverage

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Defense is gassed

Luckily their qb arm is ass

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