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JB saying what we're all thinking and what every Dem politician should be saying.

What’s that?
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4 minutes ago, Red Five said:


What’s that?

Yes, WTF are you talking about, @wood?

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:


What’s that?

I mean, he said a lot. Basically calling Trump out on his bullshit in a detailed manner. Check out his comments. I'd never be able to do it justice trying to recount it here.

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Yes, WTF are you talking about, @wood?

Pritzker responding to Trump's talk about crime and the possible deployment of the Texas National Guard in Chicago a few minutes ago on CNN after the 'Weekend at Donny's' show. 

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1 hour ago, Texas Flood said:

he can't focus on a topic for more than 30 seconds. his mind is rapidly deteriorating 

Lindy Li says hi 🤣

1 hour ago, Texas Flood said:

he can't focus on a topic for more than 30 seconds. his mind is rapidly deteriorating 

Well, I've been that way for about 10 years and I'm hoping to live another 20, so depends on what you mean by "rapidly".

20 minutes ago, wood said:

JB saying what we're all thinking and what every Dem politician should be saying.

Drumpf

Fascist

Racist

Bigot

Embarassing

Wrong Side of History

Misogynist

Nationalist

Authoritarian

UnAmerican

Little Dick

Tiny Hands

Cankles

Scary Orange man

...and 

NAZI!!!!

41 minutes ago, Walser said:

Pritzker says they have information from patriotic anonymous sources. Here comes the waterboarding!

 

It's MTG.

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Me watching you fucking freakazoid dipshits lose your minds as bullion rides higher.

I'm going to talk shit to you until I finally get banned your world view sucks shit through a giant straw.

Get ready you fucking deserve all of the upcoming hell

6 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Well, I've been that way for about 10 years and I'm hoping to live another 20, so depends on what you mean by "rapidly".

weird flex but ok

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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Me watching you fucking freakazoid dipshits lose your minds as bullion rides higher.

I'm going to talk shit to you until I finally get banned your world view sucks shit through a giant straw.

Get ready you fucking deserve all of the upcoming hell

Deserves got nothing to do with it.

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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Me watching you fucking freakazoid dipshits lose your minds as bullion rides higher.

I'm going to talk shit to you until I finally get banned your world view sucks shit through a giant straw.

Get ready you fucking deserve all of the upcoming hell

 

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6 minutes ago, Walser said:

Deserves got nothing to do with it.

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Falling for the divide distract and conquer agenda, supporting criminals, thinking you are morally/virtually superior? Yeah deserves got everything to do with it.

Not saying you personally did but the leftist trashfire shitboxes absolutely did.

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You should be bitching about how Trump's piece of shit greedy ass is so desperate for cheap capital we have blown past $22 trillion in debt and can't service it and are now headed into hyper inflation but instead focus on the dogshyte you have learned from being a mind controlled slave.

I really can't wait till the vast majority of the denizens on this forum get their comeuppance for being so zealously stupid. 

2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

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Maybe you should learn math in your next lifetime...

im FIRE for 5+ years now, fuck yo math lol

9 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Falling for the divide distract and conquer agenda, supporting criminals, thinking you are morally/virtually superior? Yeah deserves got everything to do with it.

Not saying you personally did but the leftist trashfire shitboxes absolutely did.

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You should be bitching about how Trump's piece of shit greedy ass is so desperate for cheap capital we have blown past $22 trillion in debt and can't service it and are now headed into hyper inflation but instead focus on the dogshyte you have learned from being a mind controlled slave.

I really can't wait till the vast majority of the denizens on this forum get their comeuppance for being so zealously stupid. 

Wait it’s the left’s fault that Trump is president?

Of course it is. They ran a black woman for President forcing all of them to vote for douchebag

I was forced to beat my wife because she made me angry. Her fault.

You know, I just never considered that getting $22T in debt was a bad thing.  Thanks, Pimphand!  Now, where can I get the cheapest food buckets onltne?

is pimphand the child porn guy or the sun flares guy? hard to keep track of our resident loons

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This is too depressing, going t go read the football board.

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54 minutes ago, Pimphand said:



I'm going to talk shit to you until I finally get banned your world view sucks shit through a giant straw.

 

@immamac

a man in a black coat is sitting on the ground with the words oblige him behind him

Pritzker could choose to call up the IL state guard to combat and deter the Tx state guard. 2nd amendment. 

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Disagree - abject lunacy has its place here. 

Yep. This is the most entertaining page of the last several.

3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Disagree - abject lunacy has its place here. 

Indeed.

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5 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

You know, I just never considered that getting $22T in debt was a bad thing.  Thanks, Pimphand!  Now, where can I get the cheapest food buckets onltne?

I would go with a company that calls self “Patriot” something or other…. Unless there is another company who calls itself “Patriot, Patriot”, or “More Patriot”. 

Be Patriotest!

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EXTREME HARDCORE PATRIOT FOOD BUCKETS!

Trump wasted the time (and ordinance) to destroy this boat?

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Trump wasted the time (and ordinance) to destroy this boat?

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There was enough fentanyl on that boat to kill us all

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

There was enough fentanyl on that boat to kill us all

Trump has already saved over a billion American lives!

Without the flags denoting it as a Trump parade boat it might have made it without sinking. But let's not waste resources. Vasili, one drone only.

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump wasted the time (and ordinance) to destroy this boat?

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11?

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

“More Patrioter" ot the most patriotest"... 

"Themost more patrioter Than YOU!!!:

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

That suit jacket looks like maybe it has a kevlar vest built into it - but why would he need a vest inside the White House? Looks like maybe Couchfucker has one, too.

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18 minutes ago, wood said:

That suit jacket looks like maybe it has a kevlar vest built into it - but why would he need a vest inside the White House? Looks like maybe Couchfucker has one, too.


For the conspiracists, click through for follow up evidence 

 

 

I did see part of his press conference today and noticed he pulled on his lapel inward a couple times for that side of his suit like he was pulling it on tighter. Seemed odd to do but he's not exactly known for his style and grace.

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4 hours ago, Texas Flood said:

he can't focus on a topic for more than 30 seconds. his mind is rapidly deteriorating 

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1 hour ago, Covri said:


For the conspiracists, click through for follow up evidence 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Foosters said:

is pimphand the child porn guy or the sun flares guy? hard to keep track of our resident loons

Funny how Stassney gets suspended and then this jackass immediately shows up to spout similarly inane bullshit. 

3 hours ago, The Royal We said:

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Perfect image for shit posters who rail on the national debt and Dems simultaneously.

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