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Count me among those who assumed that Fox News screencap was photoshopped. 

Circus bread is best bread, I guess. 

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5 minutes ago, tx ind said:

It’ll suck just like the parade

Saw a clip of someone on Fox saying Chinas (extremely well organized and impressive)parade was a sign of weakness. What the fuck was our wet fart then?

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i mean yeah, if we're gonna be fascist and have a dictator and all that shit can we at least get a cool parade? aggy was more impressive. 

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1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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32 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Jesus. Even President Camacho had the decency to host his monster truck dildo fights off White House grounds.

President Camacho also had to deal with actual checks and balances. The House of Representin' clearly regarded itself as part of a co-equal branch of government. 

3 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Please tell me that isn’t real 

This has been rumored for a long time. Some time before his legal troubles started, Epstein outbid Trump for a mansion. Trump supposedly got pissed and ratted out Epstein. And the rest is history.....

You’ve got that backwards. Epstein was bidding on a famous Palm Beach property and brought Trump along while they toured it to see what he thought. Trump then fucked over Epstein and snagged it out from under him. That’s allegedly when their friendship ended and it was because Epstein ended it, not Dotard.
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36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Please tell me that isn’t real 

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Very difficult to follow the sort because you aren’t following the rules 

7 hours ago, C-Man said:


You’ve got that backwards. Epstein was bidding on a famous Palm Beach property and brought Trump along while they toured it to see what he thought. Trump then fucked over Epstein and snagged it out from under him. That’s allegedly when their friendship ended and it was because Epstein ended it, not Dotard.

Damn that must have been the beer typing last night 😅

On 9/4/2025 at 2:31 PM, Sbbruin said:

Gotdam the racism.  So bizarre that now overt racism is now a source of pride.

Bro, what? 

 

On 9/4/2025 at 9:11 PM, Anastasis said:

Would be interesting to get a political poll of spirit and frontier fliers. 

Lol. Late as fuck...then canceled. 

9 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Bro, what? 

 

Well, as an upper-middle-class white person of middle age, we may have collectively been ignorant of the extent or depth of modern racism, but we were acutely ashamed of it coming out in the open, especially by those associated with us.

That seems no longer to be the case.  

21 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Now imagine if every personal traveler in protest of the recent airline EO decided to take a month off from getting in a plane. 

I've been on a plane for 6 weeks straight, butI'm not flying in September, so this hits close to home. 

20 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

THE North Freeway and THE Katy Freeway scoff at your bitchass highways. 

THE FUCKING West Loop says hello. 

42 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I’m. It your pal, buddy

ironic as fuck username, my guy…

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, as an upper-middle-class white person of middle age, we may have collectively been ignorant of the extent or depth of modern racism, but we were acutely ashamed of it coming out in the open, especially by those associated with us.

That seems no longer to be the case.  

that’s on you, good buddy. I’m 57 and it’s always been there though not as prevalent as my parents’ generation.  
 

it’ll be our grandkids who have the opportunity to run the final 20 yds  on this issue.  

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

that’s on you, good buddy. I’m 57 and it’s always been there though not as prevalent as my parents’ generation.  
 

it’ll be our grandkids who have the opportunity to run the final 20 yds  on this issue.  

The point was the shame part.  

And, I don't think anyone's ever going to cross the goal line on this issue.

We can at least bring back the shame.

13 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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ICE gonna be at this?  Asking for the (mostly foreign) fighters.

22 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Bread and circuses for the peasants

College football?

College football?

As Texas fans, thankfully that distraction won’t be too tempting for us.
Fucking hell.

Seeing pictures from the Rose Garden dinner last night and I keep waiting for this moment to happen.....

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I open my laptop to check what crazy shit has happened in government lately…

I see a “Department of War,” talk of UFC fights at the White House, and Trump saying the economy won’t really kick into gear until 2027.

I close the laptop.

 

Doesn’t exactly hurt Illinois’ posse commitatus case against the admin.
So stupid. This timeline is so stupid.

Do you think Arch's MAGA embrace is part of why none of the players seem to have any chemistry with him?

24 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Do you think Arch's MAGA embrace is part of why none of the players seem to have any chemistry with him?

idk but he’s scoring a lot of touchdowns with the white players 

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1 minute ago, Texas Flood said:

idk but he’s scoring a lot of touchdowns with the white players 

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I wonder if Trump's old uniform from Viet Nam still fits him?

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

 

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saying it out loud ....

 

saying it out loud ....
 

This ends in open warfare. Y’all know that, right?
 

Not a chance that’s dotard’s work. Has the look of a Stephen Miller special.

So these are the messages coming from Camp Dotard today. We're going to war with Chicago and hey heads up we're just gonna steal future elections. 

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

 

Adults.

In.

Charge.

58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This ends in open warfare. Y’all know that, right?

I’m not so sure. Who’s the opposition force? Maybe this leads to an insurrection. But I don’t see how blue states could sustain an open military resistance against the US military for more than a few days. 

Of course, that assumes the military doesn’t fracture. 

2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Cadet Bone Spurs is such a tough guy.

Think back what they did to John Kerry. And they embrace an actual draft dodger and noted coward like he's fucking Rambo.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Think back what they did to John Kerry. And they embrace an actual draft dodger and noted coward like he's fucking Rambo.

Yet liberals and party bigwigs chase veterans the way cats chase laserpoints

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