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28 minutes ago, Exposition said:

lol

 

I absolutely believe his voice is raspy because he Blew. 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I absolutely believe his voice is raspy because he Blew. 

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Dementia hitting hard today.  Asked about Seattle, rambles about LA and says two years ago he got the permits started for rebuilding after the fires.

 

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If I was head of a foreign enemy, I'd strongly consider invading the United States.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If I was head of a foreign enemy, I'd strongly consider invading the United States.

Although....why?  Just send enough money to World Liberty Financial via "purchases" of imaginary Trump coins, and he'll invite you to take over everything west of the Rockies.  Cheaper and easier than an invasion.

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If I was head of a foreign enemy, I'd strongly consider invading the United States.

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53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

BUT NYC HAS A MUSLIM MAYOR!!!! Warblgarbll!

 

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55 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

china approves of this deal !!

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That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

Pretty sure he thinks the water line extends into the puget sound based on past interviews 

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

Dude.  He actually thinks that he ordered water to flow "downhill" from Canada to LA....because "south" is "down."  Imagine dealing with a 6 year old who's fucking dumb for a 6 year old, and you've got Trump pegged.

Just now, bluto said:

Pretty sure he thinks the water line extends into the puget sound based on past interviews 

True, but the actual spigot he had turned was in central California.  And, it was a colossal waste that was a considerable net negative.

And last Saturday afternoon at a local sports bar two MAGATs--one in a Turning Point FREEDOM t-shirt--applauded the Noem/ICE embarrassment of a commercial  & when they got a few WTF looks from other patrons began loudly proclaiming the awesomeness of dotard, and how the only presidents that MIGHT possibly rank above him--and in it was debatable at this point--were Washington and Lincoln. And they were being serious.

25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And last Saturday afternoon at a local sports bar two MAGATs--one in a Turning Point FREEDOM t-shirt--applauded the Noem/ICE embarrassment of a commercial  & when they got a few WTF looks from other patrons began loudly proclaiming the awesomeness of dotard, and how the only presidents that MIGHT possibly rank above him--and in it was debatable at this point--were Washington and Lincoln. And they were being serious.

Feels like someone should've poured a beer over their heads.

 

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58 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And last Saturday afternoon at a local sports bar two MAGATs--one in a Turning Point FREEDOM t-shirt--applauded the Noem/ICE embarrassment of a commercial  & when they got a few WTF looks from other patrons began loudly proclaiming the awesomeness of dotard, and how the only presidents that MIGHT possibly rank above him--and in it was debatable at this point--were Washington and Lincoln. And they were being serious.

On Saturday, I was at a bar in Oakland with my wife watching the Texas game and some guy near us was wearing a trump hat. I started taking loudly about reports of trump giving Clinton a bj. About 5 minutes later, the Fuck Donald Trump song started playing. The black guy next to me asked if I played it while indicating he did. I bought him and his girl their next round. MAGA guy covered his hat the rest of the night.

/csb

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2 hours ago, Exposition said:

lol

 

Clearly the secret to his voice is the same as Rod Stewart's, and since the story broke about him and Bubba, the magnifying glass has been on him.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

 

he's incredibly dumb 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

I do not care to walk the streets of Bakersfield.

McDonald's owners.  Getting a speech on bombing Iranian nuclear facilities.

 

 

 

 

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Look at that shit above, and realize that this is as good as he's gonna get for the next three years. Too bad we don't have something readily available that would rid the world of him forever, like proof that he is a child rapist. Oh well, go faster next three years. 

Hold up. He said to release the files. He would never do that if he was implicated. It was a dem hoax clearly. Release the files and the truth will speak. Trump never even met Epstein.

 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

Wasn’t that a planned release that he just took credit for a couple days later?

We need to use that phrase on Saturday:  "Quiet, Piggy."

36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Trump is the ultimate snowflake

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

Read lots of things along this line that it's bad and at the FBI, too.

Seems like his impulse control is getting worse.  Hopefully that's a good sign for, welll you know. 

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

china approves of this deal !!

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So we're giving the Chinese a chance to go over the F-35.

Lovely.

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52 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

This would be a better world if a woman, faced with such abuse, could fire back, “Fuck you, you child raping, cocksucking, piece of shit,” without losing their job.

9 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Seems like his impulse control is getting worse.  Hopefully that's a good sign for, welll you know. 

Its all fun and games until he decides to nuke those dastardly penguins for stealing all the cheeseburgers on the McDonald Islands.

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It’s all fun and games until he decides to nuke those dastardly penguins for stealing all the cheeseburgers on the McDonald Islands.

 feel like the Air Force could simulate that so that he believed it.  

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 feel like the Air Force could simulate that so that he believed it.  

But it won't show up on social media or Fox News.  

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 feel like the Air Force could simulate that so that he believed it.  

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But it won't show up on social media or Fox News.  

No, that would be on the Gorilla Channel.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Donald Trump never met a sex trafficker he didn't like and wouldn't do favors for.

Remember how all these Trumpers were all up in arms about how bad sex trafficking is?  EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION, Exhibit eleventy fucking billion.  If there is a thing in this world that MAGA says is bad....it turns out that MAGA is up to its fucking elbows in that thing.

What fucking hell are we living in?!

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