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When I hear someone way “ woke” i immediately assume they are triggered and cant formulate a cogent talking point.

So far my theory is 100%

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Woke to me is anything that undermines traditional masculine or American values like toughness, independence, freedom of speech, personal responsibility, and/or is an overreaction to a perceived cultural problem. It’s beyond politics. For example to me honoring black soldiers or teaching about the trail of tears isn’t woke. It’s just our history. Guardian caps in football, pronoun obsession, the extra first base bag in baseball, etc. are examples of woke things.

what lottery numbers are woke this week?

22 minutes ago, elfenix said:

The forward pass is woke!

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Woke to me is anything that undermines traditional masculine or American values like toughness, independence, freedom of speech, personal responsibility, and/or is an overreaction to a perceived cultural problem. It’s beyond politics. For example to me honoring black soldiers or teaching about the trail of tears isn’t woke. It’s just our history. Guardian caps in football, pronoun obsession, the extra first base bag in baseball, etc. are examples of woke things.

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37 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Can't say I'm in regular contact with people like this, but a very common response I hear to this stuff is that the Natives lost their wars and should be grateful they weren't completely wiped out. They don't deserve special treatment because of their race (and as someone who works in this area I have to always try to correct people that Native American is not a race is a polical classification).

My queued up response to this is: “Oh! so you’re cool with the executive branch disregarding the judicial branch?”

If dullard says yes

Response: “So you’re not in favor of the constitution? Not into the 2nd amendment are we?”

That being said, this argument has lost its luster this year.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Woke to me is anything that undermines traditional masculine or American values like toughness, independence, freedom of speech, personal responsibility, and/or is an overreaction to a perceived cultural problem. It’s beyond politics. For example to me honoring black soldiers or teaching about the trail of tears isn’t woke. It’s just our history. Guardian caps in football, pronoun obsession, the extra first base bag in baseball, etc. are examples of woke things.

Laws against dranking and driving is woke, y’all

https://youtu.be/2xcQIoh3FQQ?si=_rKaSuBAZENq2uLY

I challenge anybody to watch that Reggie Jackson documentary and deny that this was/is a racist country.

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1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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just what we need, another cult meld. because the last one went so well 🙄

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3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I know @Helobious is famous for batting below the "Mendoza Line" for takes, but this has got to be a bit....."Guardian caps in football, pronoun obsession, the extra first base bag in baseball, etc. are examples of woke things."

But he does demonstrate the anti-woke mindset, with the basic dogma of "Any societal changes after high school is suspect." We have this weird, natural inclination to believe we grew up "right." I first realized this when I spent my first Christmas with my ex and this weird belief we both had that our vision of Christmas was the version we should follow.

Being "woke" means you challenge what you assumed previously. There are a lot of people who struggle with that.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Trump being surrounded and advised by Scientologists would be the icing on the cake. Not sure that even @Brisketexan could have developed that plot twist.

the simulation seems to have added the scientologists as a last minute checkout item.

1 minute ago, staboner said:

the simulation seems to have added the scientologists as a last minute checkout item.

Impulse buy

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Just really the stupidest people in this admin/orbit.

the incompetence is pretty impressive

1 hour ago, YChang said:

Just really the stupidest people in this admin/orbit.

11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

the incompetence is pretty impressive

It’s the only thing saving us right now

He looks worse than normal in that photo. It would be hilarious if someone put billboards around MAL with his worst photos.

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/30/trump-wind-turbine-bald-eagle-falcon

Unfortunately for Trump’s effort to sow outrage among American patriots at what he proclaimed to be an image of the national bird laid low, closer inspection reveals the photograph does not show a bald eagle and was not taken in the United States. The image actually shows a falcon that was killed at a wind farm in Israel eight years ago.

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

I never voted for trump. The right spoke to some very real cultural problems but our low IQ public could not see the hypocrisy behind it. I always could, all the way back to the Kaepernik thing. People were talking about woke on here and I gave my two cents on it.

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57 minutes ago, Pancho said:

If it was unanimously approved won’t Congress just override the veto?

5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

If it was unanimously approved won’t Congress just override the veto?

Who will enforce it? The executive branch currently breaking the law regarding release of the Epstein files?

4 hours ago, staboner said:

the simulation seems to have added the scientologists as a last minute checkout item.

Perhaps a little bit of Scientology Nationalism is a good thing to prevent Christian Nationalism from having too big of a market share?

I used to think Helo was one of the worst posters on this site, but now I'm woke to the fact that he's actually one of the best. Truly the gift that keeps giving all year round. A legend.

4 hours ago, Pancho said:
3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

If it was unanimously approved won’t Congress just override the veto?

Congress will most likely make sure, because Johnson, for all of his faults, is going to try to shore up Republican seats anywhere and everywhere and Trump's little stunt hurts the GOP in Colorado. Trump doesn't think that far ahead - he saw a chance to fuck with Boebert and took it.

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Congress will most likely make sure, because Johnson, for all of his faults, is going to try to shore up Republican seats anywhere and everywhere and Trump's little stunt hurts the GOP in Colorado. Trump doesn't think that far ahead - he saw a chance to fuck with Boebert and took it.

Trump could literally shit in their drinking water and they’d still support him.

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