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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

California farmers could soon enjoy bumper crops thanks to President-elect Donald Trump’s pledge to lift water restrictions. But who will pick them if he follows through on his deportation threats?

The country’s largest agricultural constituency backed Trump in November, bucking California’s deep-blue electorate over his campaign promises to “open the faucet” and deliver more water to the state’s parched, conservative-leaning Central Valley.

I still have no idea what they think he is talking about here. They can’t just magic more water into existence. 

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3 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

she stated, "He at least, at least came and spoke to the Muslims. He heard them and said, ‘Okay, I will finish. I will end the war in Middle East,’ even if he didn’t say, you know, a genocide, but he said he will bring peace. And that’s what the people wanted to hear, and that’s why he got the votes.”

JFC

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12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I still have no idea what they think he is talking about here. They can’t just magic more water into existence. 

Sure they can. Elon just needs another 10B and he will fix it WITHOUT hiring a government employee.

Yeah, those cities along that water shed who rely on water are going to have a great time. How did Arizona and Nevada vote?

And this week, Fuck ARIZONA STATE.

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, those cities along that water shed who rely on water are going to have a great time. How did Arizona and Nevada vote?

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4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sure they can. Elon just needs another 10B and he will fix it WITHOUT hiring a government employee.

Yeah, those cities along that water shed who rely on water are going to have a great time. How did Arizona and Nevada vote?

And this week, Fuck ARIZONA STATE.

Biggest and bestest desalinization company in the history of ever.

The Water Company

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, GenXer said:

Biggest and bestest desalinization company in the history of ever.

The Water Company

 

What fools we are. Now Greenland's annexation makes sense. I mean, its ice. Pump it through Canada and that is where they get the jobs. Or through the canal.

Either way, they have it solved so go back to prime time TV pls.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You been on twitter today? They are BIG mad about it. 

 

Racists vs MAGA tech dipshits is the right-wing cage match I am here for. And FWIW the H1B program is a complete scam, rife with fraud, and is completely designed to drive down wages.

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MAGATs elected Trump to get rid of immigrants and now the DOGE guy is tweeting about how Americans are shitty because they raise kids to be jocks and cheerleaders and go to sleepovers instead of crushing them to become coding slaves.  
 

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I for one am impressed with Vivek's rise from moneyless, friendless Dalit, to success. A success surely envied by Brahmins with infinitely more resources and connections to help their sons. Vivek, Man of True Success.

Now dance.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I see no reason why she could not start a website and issue limited edition numbered prints derived from painting her vagina in various colors, and then squatting on the canvas.

Granted, Kathy being Kathy is a limiting factor….which is why you sell them from the website….where you’ve stolen the picture of the deceased Russian only fans model to prominently display on the homepage.   What rich fanbois mistakingly believe about the physical characteristics of the artist is none of her concern.

 

Looks like you got some natural pimp in you, son.

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We successful and striving South Asian immigrants are winning because we didn’t watch your trash 90s  middle school TV.  We don’t want to be your AC Slaters, your Zach Morrises, we could care less about taking Topanga to the dance. We certainly didn’t watch that one episode of Family Matters where Steve Urkel became a suave and attractive “Stefan” and we didn’t try that out and then cry ourselves to sleep when our school’s version of Kelly Kapowski shot us down.  We were too busy at Kumon Math, not jerking it to Lisa Turtle.

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Whiplash is an insane movie to pick here because the whole movie is about how a kid destroys himself with pointless striving for a pitiless gargoyle who only cared about what he could extract from the kid.  You’re suppose to hope Miles wises up and enjoys banging his cute girlfriend and gives himself a break.  Of course Vivek sees a motivational story. 

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Anyway, Vivek’s whole worldview is revolting and people are right to reject the idea that the good life is to toil away without a shred of enjoyment or socialization so you can return shareholders value.  But core MAGA can’t formulate anything except “brown people are the enemy.” They voted for White Power and are getting a government of LinkedInfluencers, LOL.  They deserve each other. 

 

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4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Vivek’s whole worldview is revolting and people are right to reject the idea that the good life is to toil away without a shred of enjoyment or socialization so you can return shareholders value.

Be a good little worker bee. Don’t ask questions. 

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Somebody is still mad that he got cut from the school badminton team and the girl he crushed on was dating the captain of the cricket squad.  Which is why he threw himself into his piano lessons and mathlete competition prep. 

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

yeah, i would have thrown it back at him 

'no worries, enjoy that bus ride to work' 

 

Shit, you should have told him bus rides are a form of socialism.   

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32 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

We successful and striving South Asian immigrants are winning because we didn’t watch your trash 90s  middle school TV.  We don’t want to be your AC Slaters, your Zach Morrises, we could care less about taking Topanga to the dance. We certainly didn’t watch that one episode of Family Matters where Steve Urkel became a suave and attractive “Stefan” and we didn’t try that out and then cry ourselves to sleep when our school’s version of Kelly Kapowski shot us down.  We were too busy at Kumon Math, not jerking it to Lisa Turtle.

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Whiplash is an insane movie to pick here because the whole movie is about how a kid destroys himself with pointless striving for a pitiless gargoyle who only cared about what he could extract from the kid.  You’re suppose to hope Miles wises up and enjoys banging his cute girlfriend and gives himself a break.  Of course Vivek sees a motivational story. 

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Anyway, Vivek’s whole worldview is revolting and people are right to reject the idea that the good life is to toil away without a shred of enjoyment or socialization so you can return shareholders value.  But core MAGA can’t formulate anything except “brown people are the enemy.” They voted for White Power and are getting a government of LinkedInfluencers, LOL.  They deserve each other. 

 

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All this time I thought I was just stupid. Turns out it's Zachary Ty Bryan's fault. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Not gonna lie, if Trump starts sending out more checks, I'm gonna ride that train of spending devalued currency all the way to Zimbabwe. People spent. 

I already have a 10 Billion Note on my desk at work from Zimbabwe's fun times. It's amazing the number of people that don't understand that foreign currencies aren't 1 to 1 with the USD. RIP ZWD

 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I already have a 10 Billion Note on my desk at work from Zimbabwe's fun times. It's amazing the number of people that don't understand that foreign currencies aren't 1 to 1 with the USD. RIP ZWD

 

Ayup. Once I got something off eBay and the guy used Zimbabwean notes as packing materials.

Even the "solid" precious metal currencies were given to slips, slides, and petty deceits. One thing that fascinates me is Mexico's coins since the early 1900s. They were (are?) devoted to keeping some of the coins in silver, and so you'd have a real silver coin, but the numbers on it kept getting bigger. Like watching a brave but overwhelmed army fighting to hang onto a trench before having to retreat to another.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

And the H1-B program is basically indentured servitude.

 a client of mine owns several Thai restaurants in greater San Diego.  He brings in his staff from Thailand on H1-B Visas and provides housing for them (which he buys from me). 

Posted
28 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

They are gonna have a trump dick suck off on paper view. What a time to be alive

This made me laugh

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Posted
12 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

4 of my 5 direct reports are on H1B Visas.  Not saying I would be fucked but I would be fucked.

 

My boss got her permanent resident alien card in 2023. Hopefully they don’t come for those folks, or abandon the whole thing as unwise well before they get to resident aliens or visa holders. 

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6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MAGATs elected Trump to get rid of immigrants and now the DOGE guy is tweeting about how Americans are shitty because they raise kids to be jocks and cheerleaders and go to sleepovers instead of crushing them to become coding slaves.  
 

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No, Vivek, they hire foreign-born engineers and scientists because they can pay them less and they're essentially indentured during their H1B.

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

No, Vivek, they hire foreign-born engineers and scientists because they can pay them less and they're essentially indentured during their H1B.

 

high tech slaves 

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8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

At my current employer, I wouldn't be shocked if we have 100 H1B visas out of 500 employees in Austin.  It's probably higher.  At my business line's holiday lunch there were about 50 people there and only 4 of us that are for sure US citizens.  

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Posted
51 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Also, what is a “retired artist?”

On second thought, I need to apologize to Kathy. I remember that for about 14 years, I was an art quitter too.

Made some bold freelance moves in my 20s. Got my financial teeth kicked in. Fled to safe jobs and grad school, until one day I woke up teaching at Aggy.

Fled to Mexico. Best move ever. Became an artist again. Took a while to go full-time, but after my first michelada the healing started.

Sorry, Kathy. You just need to go to Mexico. You'll be alright.

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Posted (edited)
42 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

On second thought, I need to apologize to Kathy. I remember that for about 14 years, I was an art quitter too.

Made some bold freelance moves in my 20s. Got my financial teeth kicked in. Fled to safe jobs and grad school, until one day I woke up teaching at Aggy.

Fled to Mexico. Best move ever. Became an artist again. Took a while to go full-time, but after my first michelada the healing started.

Sorry, Kathy. You just need to go to Mexico. You'll be alright.

So deport her? She can sell pears to this person.

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6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I for one am impressed with Vivek's rise from moneyless, friendless Dalit, to success. A success surely envied by Brahmins with infinitely more resources and connections to help their sons. Vivek, Man of True Success.

Now dance.

y'all ever read a post and know who wrote it before you even look? 🤣

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Vivek Ramaswamy inspired me to watch Whiplash and the JK Simmons character reminds me the best wrestling coach I ever had. I learned a lot and what I learned eventually made me a pretty good coach and boss and a whole lot of other good things, but that man ruined the sport for me. 

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

if it is 12 pages long and about aggy it was Randolph.

Or 12 pages long and about a drug bender after dotard dies, it was YGIFS. RIP. 

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