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Posted
32 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Haven’t eaten Spam since I was a kid.

Probably is tasty when cooked right.. Think I’d cut it thin, brown it well on both sides, and eat it with an egg between toasted rye bread slices,

Cut it into cubes, brown it and sauté with onions, peppers, and tomato sauce. Non salt seasonings liberally. 

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37 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Haven’t eaten Spam since I was a kid.

Probably is tasty when cooked right.. Think I’d cut it thin, brown it well on both sides, and eat it with an egg between toasted rye bread slices,

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Posted
2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

We have a BlueSky account now!

 

It’s hilarious to me that they are trying to separate the dotard from maga. “I’ll support him, but not this movement!”  Um, he IS the movement you dumb fucks. 

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Posted
19 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Haven’t eaten Spam since I was a kid.

Probably is tasty when cooked right.. Think I’d cut it thin, brown it well on both sides, and eat it with an egg between toasted rye bread slices,

Washed down with tomato juice.

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Posted
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I hate that this happened to her but, jfc, a rape victim voting for a rapist.  What à world.

Juanita Broaddrick ring a bell? 

Posted (edited)
On 11/17/2025 at 10:42 PM, Willfully Horn said:

Haven’t eaten Spam since I was a kid.

Probably is tasty when cooked right.. Think I’d cut it thin, brown it well on both sides, and eat it with an egg between toasted rye bread slices,

Kimchi spam fried rice 

 

Superhero beat me to it

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Posted
4 hours ago, Superhero said:

Can’t go wrong with a Spam musubi. 

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We also dice it up to make spam and egg fried rice. 

I went to a new sushi restaurant in Denver with my wife the other week. I did a double take when I saw spam sushi.

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34 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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LOL

Dumbest.  Fucking.  People.  Sheep, voting for the lion as a "protest vote."  Goddamn, one of the stupidest electoral moves in American political history.

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dumbest.  Fucking.  People.  Sheep, voting for the lion as a "protest vote."  Goddamn, one of the stupidest electoral moves in American political history.

Yep, this is even dumber than the magats who are duped by his lies.  He has always been blatantly anti-Palestine and these idiots still voted for him.  Just mind blowing.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn, that Epstein survivor voted for Trump? I mean, thats the definition of “Leopards ate face” 

not trying to give anyone cover who doesn't deserve it, but perhaps they didn't know the connection. seems like an amazingly large number of people are just woefully unaware of who potus is and what is his past was. it's something i may never be able to rectify in my brain, but somehow there are two (and likely scores more) streams of information out there and one of them is a complete vacuum of all the misdeeds and misstatements this man has made. I hope someone out there smarter than me is dedicating their life to studying this and a brings a reasonable explanation that I can understand and digest, sometime before I die. that'd be great. kthxbai

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Posted (edited)
17 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

My wife makes it from I guess some YouTuber recipe she follows. I just know it's a delicious mound of rice, spam, egg, cheese and kimchi.

My wife has made something like that before and it is in fact delicious.  I think her recipe came from America's Test Kitchen.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not trying to give anyone cover who doesn't deserve it, but perhaps they didn't know the connection. seems like an amazingly large number of people are just woefully unaware of who potus is and what is his past was. it's something i may never be able to rectify in my brain, but somehow there are two (and likely scores more) streams of information out there and one of them is a complete vacuum of all the misdeeds and misstatements this man has made. I hope someone out there smarter than me is dedicating their life to studying this and a brings a reasonable explanation that I can understand and digest, sometime before I die. that'd be great. kthxbai

You say all that like Democrats are pathetic at messaging. Who would ever believe such a thing?

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Just now, softlynow said:

You say all that like Democrats are pathetic at messaging. Who would ever believe such a thing?

it's weird that it is what you would deduce from what I wrote. i am not referencing any political party in my statements. this is a fundamental failure at the chromosomal level. we need to figure out what the fuck happened so your children and grandchildren don't repeat or perpetuate the same bullshit.

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Posted
2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn, that Epstein survivor voted for Trump? I mean, thats the definition of “Leopards ate face” 

She got the order wrong. She voted for the leopard after it ate her face. 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's weird that it is what you would deduce from what I wrote. i am not referencing any political party in my statements. this is a fundamental failure at the chromosomal level. we need to figure out what the fuck happened so your children and grandchildren don't repeat or perpetuate the same bullshit.

I know you're not. I'm pointing out that there are some very politically important facts that people do not know, and a whole group of morons whose chances of success as a group would be immensely improved if they did know, yet here we are.

You're pointing out something that isn't going to change. It's important to know - there are a lot of idiots out there - but you can't just fix stupid you have to account for it.

I see the Democratic Party like an organization helmed by a never-ending series of David McWilliams, John Mackovic, Charlie Strong and Tom Herman. You get a 1990, 1996 and a 2018 type of success every now and then, but those are immediately followed by disappointment and despair. The fact that they have no plan to make sure the electorate knows that a kiddie rapist is the fucking president is like going 4-7 with Ricky Williams on your roster or losing 66-3 (also with Ricky Williams on your roster) or elevating Bobby Jack Wright to DC or losing to Rice . . . On second thought maybe John Mackovic is the Democratic Party in human form.

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38 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's weird that it is what you would deduce from what I wrote. i am not referencing any political party in my statements. this is a fundamental failure at the chromosomal level. we need to figure out what the fuck happened so your children and grandchildren don't repeat or perpetuate the same bullshit.

If you are hoping for a way to remove confirmation bias from the human condition, let’s just call it an unlikely result. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you are hoping for a way to remove confirmation bias from the human condition, let’s just call it an unlikely result. 

no, I'm not suggesting that. this is similar but different. it's a deeper version that has been metastasizing for a while now. it's entirely unique to the information age and advent of the internet and now has been turbocharged by AI. interesting times, indeed

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6 minutes ago, softlynow said:

but you can't just fix stupid you have to account for it.

I would argue that you can't fix stupid period and we should stop trying, at least from the standpoint of trying to make them understand facts and reality.  I don't know how you go about the process to open their eyes and, honestly, I don't see it as my job, nor do I have the patience.  Sadly, I think the most effective way may just be pain.

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would argue that you can't fix stupid period and we should stop trying, at least from the standpoint of trying to make them understand facts and reality.  I don't know how you go about the process to open their eyes and, honestly, I don't see it as my job, nor do I have the patience.  Sadly, I think the most effective way may just be pain.

and this is sort of the problem with the pushback on DEI and other equity initiatives, but not in the way you think. these folks have pushed so hard against inclusion that the pendulum is likely going to swing the other way and they will be specifically written out of society. not literally, but any hope that the undeserving class would continue to be able to coast along will be gone. unless we somehow institute UBI, which I advocate for, and then all bets are off. but that ain't happening anytime soon, at least not at a national level, so we don't have to worry about that.

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would argue that you can't fix stupid period and we should stop trying, at least from the standpoint of trying to make them understand facts and reality.  I don't know how you go about the process to open their eyes and, honestly, I don't see it as my job, nor do I have the patience.  Sadly, I think the most effective way may just be pain.

Dems haven't really tried. They should do that. Every time they're on tv, social media, in a public setting with a microphone in their face, some version of "Donald Trump is a kiddie rapist" should be uttered. Every surrogate should do the same. Every person and organization lobbying for their vote should be told "not until you publicly state 'Donald Trump is a kiddie rapist.'" Every ad they run should end "paid for by [candidate], and remember Donald Trump is a kiddie rapist."

This isn't a hard sell. It even fits on a bumper sticker. Trump Raped Kids. TRK should be a hashtag that trends every fucking day until people get it, and continue every fucking day until that shit dies.

Ultimately, you're correct: we have chosen the way of pain. While they're far less culpable than GQPers, Dems have played their part in the decision, pathetic losers that they are.

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