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Watching GTech punk UGA.   Haynes King would be absolutely perfect for C Klein’s offense at Aggie.  The portal can be an unkind bitch at times.  

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  • Well, it’s been a minute since we’ve played these clowns.  I could write 10,000 words or I could write 100, maybe I will split the difference  We just witnessed a wonderful day of college footbal

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    Fuck these yokel motherfuckers back to their animal husbands. I went to the last Texas-Aggy game after telling my in-laws to kiss my ass and back their shit up by coming to Collie Station with me or s

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's a HS pep rally....most people leave those in ya know....high school.  

Most schools have fans smart enough to remember the team’s cheers week to week.

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

Sure hope not.  Thanksgiving is the tradition, T+1 is just another day so I'd rather it just be on Saturday if it's not going to be on Thanksgiving night (and, since the NFL decided to play a game on Thanksgiving night, I don't see that one ever coming back anyway).

Yeah that's pretty much what I was thinking too. I loved it on Thanksgiving, but the enshitification doesn't want us to have nice things.

 
amazes me they haven’t completed that aggie  to 249 expressway 

Ah, tell me you don’t know an aggy construction crew without…

290 249, whatever it takes!

I’m just surprised that road didn’t wind up in the middle of the Gulf!
41 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Watching GTech punk UGA.   Haynes King would be absolutely perfect for C Klein’s offense at Aggie.  The portal can be an unkind bitch at times.  

Was thinking the same thing. It giveth and it taketh.

3 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


Unless you’re flying in from out of state for the game, assuming IAH, I’d still stay in The Woodlands, Conroe or NW of Katy and not give B/CS a dime, but I digress. Most UT fans will be in/out for the game and not linger afterwards.

Hook’em!!!

The last time I spent the night in College Station was circa 1988. She was from El Campo but I don’t remember her name. 😆

Timestamp for the cringe:

Cringiest of the group

Cringe Session 3:

lulz about them loving the Mo Bamba song so much they had to say it was the best thing to come out of tu

On Texags they are already scoping Georgia saying “we can beat these guys.”  They actually think they are going to beat us.  aggy dreams will be donkey punched tomorrow night.

Sark is gonna toss this game for Ewers health since we are locked into the playoffs.

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sark is gonna toss this game for Ewers health since we are locked into the playoffs.

why are you the way that you are GIF

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3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sark is gonna toss this game for Ewers health since we are locked into the playoffs.

Have nothing better to say other than I hate this take. It’s much easier to win at Texas long term beating your rivals and getting to at least 10 wins. Losing to Aggy ruins our perception of this being a successful season. Sark is competitive. He wants to win. Tomorrow against Aggy only makes him want to win more. I don’t think we have Lane as our head coach.

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10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sark is gonna toss this game for Ewers health since we are locked into the playoffs.

This is just an idiotic take.  Sark knows there are now 2 games you need to consistently win to keep the fans and boosters happy and this is one of them.  Not to mention how much this game seems to swing a few recruitments for the next cycle (not to mention NIL money available for recruitment).   If A&M wins tomorrow Elko will immediately get a bigger war chest.  I have zero doubt he's focused on anything other than winning this game.  This isn't the fucking NFL.

Is that an upside down T or a sheep penis?  Don't make a shit. A face only a mother could love.

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1 hour ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Have nothing better to say other than I hate this take. It’s much easier to win at Texas long term beating your rivals and getting to at least 10 wins. Losing to Aggy ruins our perception of this being a successful season. Sark is competitive. He wants to win. Tomorrow against Aggy only makes him want to win more. I don’t think we have Lane as our head coach.

We already have 10 wins, FYI 

2 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

We already have 10 wins, FYI 

Oh well then we should start Trey Owens and our 2nd/3rd string.

We win by 17.

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This team deserves to be in the playoffs?!

1 hour ago, BigSwingingD said:

Is that an upside down T or a sheep penis?  Don't make a shit. A face only a mother could love.

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Dont ask stupid questions. Obviously it's a sheep penis. 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Sark is gonna toss this game for Ewers health since we are locked into the playoffs.

Idiot

Watching earlier games, when Reed is going to pass he sets his feet with the left foot forward.  On run plays his feet are parallel to his shoulders.  

2 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

Is that an upside down T or a sheep penis?  Don't make a shit. A face only a mother could love.

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My son-in-law and daughter were recently at a place called o'bannon's in Northgate and some young punk Aggie Corp members came in acting all cocky saying that they're going to play tu and my son-in-law said oh you're going to play Temple university? And he killed them with kindness when they would make remarks cuz he was wearing a UT jersey and a UT cap and my daughter said when they left they look so confused LOL

9 hours ago, mdleast said:

 

I've been using the "from about the time Hitler was marching toward Warsaw" line for years, but I think I like this one even better because so many ags wish the Emancipation Proclamation hadn't happened.

But I'm gonna change it to "only national championship" in the hopes that one of them will try to correct me by pointing out that they have three national championships, so I can explain to them how ridiculously aggy it is to try to claim that.

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My son drove through the night to be at game day with his friends. Says it’s cold as fk out this morning 

10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Sark is gonna toss this game for Ewers health since we are locked into the playoffs.

 

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Alright Horns, time to redeem my football weekend 

here we go boys.  game day.  chance to repeat the double from 1995 and 1996 and make history again. 

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23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Line down to -4.5

I think there are a lot of bettors looking at our tendency to play close-ish games against teams perceived to not be as good as aggy, plus the myth that they are difficult to beat at Kyle Field.

I have a rule about not betting on Texas games, because I can't be objective.

But, if I did bet on Texas games, I would put a lot of money on us to cover that line.  I think there's very little chance they get within 10 points today.

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6 hours ago, Bevoette said:

My son-in-law and daughter were recently at a place called o'bannon's in Northgate and some young punk Aggie Corp members came in acting all cocky saying that they're going to play tu and my son-in-law said oh you're going to play Temple university? And he killed them

I improved on your story.

12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

12th man

4-star general dog

Fake Army / stolen valor

Dude cheerleaders

I see a pattern emerging.

Hard to believe squeezing one's nuts is not on this list...

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I've been using the "from about the time Hitler was marching toward Warsaw" line for years, but I think I like this one even better because so many ags wish the Emancipation Proclamation hadn't happened.

But I'm gonna change it to "only national championship" in the hopes that one of them will try to correct me by pointing out that they have three national championships, so I can explain to them how ridiculously aggy it is to try to claim that.

Mine has been "The Ipod was invited 3 years after your last conference championship. Maybe sit down for a bit"

THE OMEN , were going to win tonight. As when BEVO busted down the gate to try to kill Ugly Uga at the Sugar Bowl,  aggy Fake Army’s Cannon has ED and can’t fire on ESPN GAMEDAY. 

7 hours ago, Bevoette said:

My son-in-law and daughter were recently at a place called o'bannon's in Northgate and some young punk Aggie Corp members came in acting all cocky saying that they're going to play tu and my son-in-law said oh you're going to play Temple university? And he killed them with kindness when they would make remarks cuz he was wearing a UT jersey and a UT cap and my daughter said when they left they look so confused LOL

*Trinity University

Just now, HuttNuts said:

*Trinity University

Tulsa, Tulane....whatever.....fuck aggy

So they are doing the copycat drone show tonight.  It would be very aggy if they forgot to get a permit or some mundane detail and they aren't able to do it. 

10 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

So they are doing the copycat drone show tonight.  It would be very aggy if they forgot to get a permit or some mundane detail and they aren't able to do it. 

Or for the drones to run into each other causing them to crash to the ground, injuring innocent bystanders.

A lot is being made about us being at a disadvantage with this being first night game in front of a hostile crowd, but I haven’t seen anyone point out the fact that aggie has a freshman QB starting his first game ever in this type of high pressure situation. The 105k rabid fans will worship him if they win, but they’ll just as enthusiastically want to lynch him if they lose. That’s a ton of pressure. 

On 11/29/2024 at 10:31 AM, Tex Long said:

Quoting one of their erstwhile quarterbacks: "nahbruhnahnah".

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14 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

When exactly was aggy’s other big game?  The loss to Notre Dame who then lost to Northern  Illinois?  Ooooooh, big scared.

Bro, don't you even Aggy? Not loss. BEST LOSS.

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On 11/28/2024 at 1:42 AM, Tex Pete said:

Y’all take this bullshit somewhere else. Like off a cliff or somewhere. Doesn’t need to be on this board. 

On YouTube. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but he does like us. 

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20 minutes ago, TexasPride10 said:

A lot is being made about us being at a disadvantage with this being first night game in front of a hostile crowd, but I haven’t seen anyone point out the fact that aggie has a freshman QB starting his first game ever in this type of high pressure situation. The 105k rabid fans will worship him if they win, but they’ll just as enthusiastically want to lynch him if they lose. That’s a ton of pressure. 

Yep we need to start fast and bring that pressure crashing down around their sideline.

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I think there are a lot of bettors looking at our tendency to play close-ish games against teams perceived to not be as good as aggy, plus the myth that they are difficult to beat at Kyle Field.

I have a rule about not betting on Texas games, because I can't be objective.

But, if I did bet on Texas games, I would put a lot of money on us to cover that line.  I think there's very little chance they get within 10 points today.

I'll never understand this myth. It's been busted many, many times. And yet, they still parrot it. They're .500 or something at home, and same on the road. Middle of the pack per usual. 

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