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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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On 8/28/2020 at 10:57 AM, crash_davis said:

open water swimming sounds like a great idea. 

CGC Kimball

 

i have so many questions...

these people don't appear to be snorkeling or diving, they are just swimming? is this normal on cruise ships, they just let you jump in the ocean wherever? what kind of cruise ship is this anyway? how can none of them be wearing life jackets out in the middle of the ocean?? is shooting into the water SOP? 

 

 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe. I know the Brazilian "moto-boys" drive like this thru Sao Paulo. One of the craziest things I've ever seen.


Most of northern S America Mopeds drives like this as well. In Colombia people in cars don’t use blinkers they just tap and nudge you with their cars. 

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

i have so many questions...

these people don't appear to be snorkeling or diving, they are just swimming? is this normal on cruise ships, they just let you jump in the ocean wherever? what kind of cruise ship is this anyway? how can none of them be wearing life jackets out in the middle of the ocean?? is shooting into the water SOP? 

 

 

coast guard.

ahhh...so both boats are USCG? that makes more sense, and explains why they don't have life jackets. 

the giant inflatable swan threw me off :P

You live in your car? Sorry man.


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On 8/31/2020 at 1:04 PM, nnm said:

India?

I am guessing yes based on the green and yellow 3 "autos".  The lack of separation and space consideration and constant honking gives me flashbacks of being in Bangalore.  I don't recall seeing any cars like that in South America (Bolivia not Brazil).

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

According to LiveLeak:

As the driver of the truck tries to ease under power lines, he is unaware the truck has already made contact and the back wheels are arching to ground.

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah, if you ever run over a power line, stay in your vehicle.

or jump out like the second guy. 

I thought the second mouse fell into the bucket of cream?  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I thought the second mouse fell into the bucket of cream?  

No, he ran after the farmer’s wife and got his tail cut off. 

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I think they are going to go winless this season.

On 8/31/2020 at 2:04 PM, nnm said:

India?

Wherever they are I'm sure the EMS services and hospitals are top notch.

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

I’m sorry i couldn’t hear you over that camel toe. 

4 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I’m sorry i couldn’t hear you over that camel toe. 

If the nips can’t open the bottles, her camel toe certainly toe.  
 

since finding out those bottles weren’t even twist-offs, I’m oddly aroused by her.  I’ve always liked a good nipple.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

If the nips can’t open the bottles, her camel toe certainly toe.  
 

since finding out those bottles weren’t even twist-offs, I’m oddly aroused by her.  I’ve always liked a good nipple.

I'm thinking perhaps the cap may have been slightly pre-loosened.....but that's ok, I'll allow it.  That's not really the feature attraction here anyway.

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5 hours ago, Horns1 said:

I'm thinking perhaps the cap may have been slightly pre-loosened

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7 hours ago, Horns1 said:

I'm thinking perhaps the cap may have been slightly pre-loosened.....but that's ok, I'll allow it. 

Good, because by the looks of that vag, the caps ain’t the only thing that’s been pre-loosened.   

I will cheerfully wash that woman's clothes for $10,000/mo.

And while I'm at it, I'll also sign her up for a free gmail account for an extra $20,000/mo.

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

women are such clowns. 

I love that she needs more for her monthly clothes allowance ($135k), than she needs for her mortgage OR how much she wants to donate to charity....

I mean... if she wants to donate $125k to charity every month, how about you tone down on your monthly 900k entertainment by 125K?

 

oh yeah, I forgot, she earned that by being married.  And in this woke environment its not cool to talk about why a woman shouldnt get $23M a fucking year because she was married to one of the most influential producer/songwriter/ and headset making men on the planet

 

 

Someone want to share with her how much it costs for a hitman contract.
11 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I will cheerfully wash that woman's clothes for $10,000/mo.

And while I'm at it, I'll also sign her up for a free gmail account for an extra $20,000/mo.

$10,000 cant buy her new clothes every month?

9 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Would.  Why not?  She's already on the counter, wet and juicy, and has on a pair of Chucky's.

Would.  Why not?  She's already on the counter, wet and juicy, and has on a pair of Chucky's.


I’ve never heard someone refer to testicles as Chucky’s.
35 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


I’ve never heard someone refer to testicles as Chucky’s.

 

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5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

$10,000 cant buy her new clothes every month?

No, no. Pay attention. She needs $135,000 for new clothes every month, and $10,000 to clean them.

But if you ask me, why bother cleaning them? Just wear your Armanis once and throw them away. Problem solved and you've just saved $10,000.

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I was rooting for a fucking wipeout.

dont give a fuck if you are a guy or girl-  do stupid shit on a bike to make a video, win stupid prizes. 

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I was rooting for a fucking wipeout.

dont give a fuck if you are a guy or girl-  do stupid shit on a bike to make a video, win stupid prizes. 

Totally agree. I did not say holy shit, I said "meh" while hoping for the holy shit epic wipeout. 

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