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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday

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14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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Identity of source & actual message spoilered below.

Identity of source, and actual message!!!

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Ok we know CTJ is Greg davis...Sidney has been accused of being ketch..is RGBIII Brandon Harris?

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46 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Dumb/serious question: I assume that the Hollywood Smothers recruitment is something we’re transparent about when we’re taking Raleek Brown’s commitment? Or is it a situation where you take Smothers no matter what regardless of if it upsets Raleek?

The only thing I’ve seen on that is Bama mods wishcasting that Brown would open it back up if we stole Smithers from them. Didn’t seem like they had any actual info to that effect.

Graham!! Enjoy

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-gets-the-exact-cam-coleman-news-they-never-wanted-to-hear

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16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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Identity of source & actual message spoilered below.

Identity of source, and actual message!!!

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4 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Bobby is reporting that if Hollywood Smothers signs with Texas, Clark will likely be gone.

That sucks, but Clark has an injury history and isn’t nearly as proven as Hollywood.

Clark would be (IMO) smart to bide his time and play next season. 🤷🏼‍♂️

3 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

OU stupidly paid Livingstone double what we would’ve.

Somebody has to fill the Drake Stoops role.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Somebody has to fill the Drake Stoops role.

Those mouth breathing inbreds will shift from chanting "STOOOOOPS!!!" to "STOOOOONE!!!" faster than a meth lab explodes.

1 minute ago, TXRed said:

Done deal!

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Somebody has to fill the Drake Stoops role.

To be fair, Drake Stoops (for a nepo kid) played lights out for OU.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Graham!! Enjoy

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-gets-the-exact-cam-coleman-news-they-never-wanted-to-hear

"Funnily enough, it was A&M media that became aware of this development before Texas media, which tells you something about the quality of reporting going on in each camp."

....no matter the circumstances, aggie never misses an opportuntiy to be a pathetic a****le.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Anybody still missing Parker?

Ill miss the Alan Jackson references to ctg......

Curious what TT does at WR now... Would laugh my ass off if they go over the top of aggy for Horton now... Would Moore consider TT?

Just now, Josef Pwag said:

"Funnily enough, it was A&M media that became aware of this development before Texas media, which tells you something about the quality of reporting going on in each camp."

....no matter the circumstances, aggie never misses an opportuntiy to be a pathetic a****le.

I think the bigger point is that he's too stupid to realize that it makes perfect sense that the coaching staff associated with the school that's been told "no thanks" is less hesitant to leak the information to their media. There's nothing to ruin by letting the word get out.

17 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

So far we have acquired the ACC's leading tackler, the ACC's leading rusher (YPG), the Big 12's second leading rusher, the best SEC WR, and maybe the best guard from Oregon State.

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2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Curious what TT does at WR now... Would laugh my ass off if they go over the top of aggy for Horton now... Would Moore consider TT?

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Just now, Josef Pwag said:

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Probably stole Cam's plate when he took him out to dinner

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Anybody still missing Parker?

31 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Are you a fucking imbecile?

Yes. The imbecile is me. Nice work.

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Curious what TT does at WR now... Would laugh my ass off if they go over the top of aggy for Horton now... Would Moore consider TT?

Graham and Billy about to tell the aggy fan base how this guy had better numbers than Coleman.

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Lulz. Bama not taking it well. Some bitter Bama fan just bet my best friend $1,000 that Texas wouldn't make the playoffs next year.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Graham and Billy about to tell the aggy fan base how this guy had better numbers than Coleman.

Graham already did. He stated that Horton had better numbers than Cam in the Iron Bowl.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz. Bama not taking it well. Some bitter Bama fan just bet my best friend $1,000 that Texas wouldn't make the playoffs next year.

How do I get in on that?

Let’s wrap this up with some playoff OL and get the kool ade really flowing for the next 7 months

9 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

"Funnily enough, it was A&M media that became aware of this development before Texas media, which tells you something about the quality of reporting going on in each camp."

....no matter the circumstances, aggie never misses an opportuntiy to be a pathetic a****le.


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21 minutes ago, fellside said:

We still comparing ourselves to what Indiana did the first two days of the portal?

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We started the day at #12. Bumped up to #5 after Coleman committed.

Can someone explain what RGBIII posted to earn all this notoriety?

11 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Curious what TT does at WR now... Would laugh my ass off if they go over the top of aggy for Horton now... Would Moore consider TT?

On TexAgs, the geniuses are sure they'll get Horton at a huge savings compared to signing Coleman.

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We started the day at #12. Bumped up to #5 after Coleman committed.

Can someone explain what RGBIII posted to earn all this notoriety?

Naked pics of your mom

15 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Clark would be (IMO) smart to bide his time and play next season. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I wanted echo this, but looking at the carries available during the Sark tenure, they just aren’t there (if everyone has more or less the same talent/performance as in 2025). Brown and Smothers are going to split 300-325, Cooper and Simon will get the leftovers with Arch probably getting 90 again.

I have to imagine Sarkisian made a choice on that one (Smothers over Clark).

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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There isn’t a filter on this, Elko is just always deep fried

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54 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

He didn't fit in the landscape lens either.

His momma had to use a Fisheye lens on his sonogram.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

And remove the lol entertainment that comes with an anonymous person online calling my wife a whore? Like it hurts my feelings? Are you insane? I haven’t laughed this hard in months. Would you expect a cat to ignore a laser pointer?

In this scenario are you the pussy?

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Just missed

How is that guy in the Hall of Fame?

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