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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday

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11 minutes ago, avidhornslurker said:

Not to be that guy but we're 1 or 2 OL from probably having a legit argument for being ranked #1 in the preseason polls.

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Just now, futureman said:

lulz

Arguably best skill talent in the country and high floor defense. Texas will be ranked in the top 5 at worst. I hate preseason expectations but it's almost certainly coming with the skill player additions.

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32 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Gerry is glazing Brandon Harris now

what? my Brandon Harris is a Genius post isn't enough?

17 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Alabama right now:

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4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

He’s a cryptic mofo. He either sounds like he’s getting ready to fire someone or burn down the SEC.

Great gets this weekend. Add some OL and maybe a S then put on bow on this portal season.

Team has definitely upgraded across the board and I cannot wait to see this team on the field in the fall.

Great turn around from the seemingly stalled momentum early in the process.

2 hours ago, goathumper said:

Smothers is way better than Clark. Who cares

Stopped after first 3 highlights. He’s better than Wisner & Clark and he’s going to be our #2 RB.

1 minute ago, avidhornslurker said:

Arguably best skill talent in the country and high floor defense. Texas will be ranked in the top 5 at worst. I hate preseason expectations but it's almost certainly coming with the skill player additions.

the roster doesn't matter. ranking us #1 would be fucking ridiculous. sark has had elite rosters and still gets his shit pushed in by the big boys more often than not. obviously I will be back at the start of every season hoping that changes.

31 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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…weekend ain’t over

38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Talent wise on the TBD (still filling in pieces in the trenches) what is the comp for this roster with previous Texas squads? With these new additions (I know we aren’t done yet) what former Texas squad is a comp for 2026 roster?

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10 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I’m “all in” for tampering w/ some portal linemen that already committed elsewhere

Yeah let’s get this OL fixed.

I take a break from surly for a little while and both Smothers and Coleman commit?

1 minute ago, futureman said:

the roster doesn't matter. ranking us #1 would be fucking ridiculous. sark has had elite rosters and still gets his shit pushed in by the big boys more often than not. obviously I will be back at the start of every season hoping that changes.

I ranked your mom #1 last night.

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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Gonna quadruple down on fireworks (caveat it might be tomorrow, let’s call it a long weekend)

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NEW TEXAS FRESHMAN moving into dorms today too...

HOOK'EM 🤘

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14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I think this needs an update

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

I ranked your mom #1 last night.

necrophilia is hot.

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I take a break from surly for a little while and both Smothers and Coleman commit?

We still need OL so take another break.

On 1/10/2026 at 12:47 PM, Aslan24 said:

I think it would be neat if we got a good player today. Maybe even a couple of them. The possibilities are endless.

Pretty neat.

Just now, futureman said:

the roster doesn't matter. ranking us #1 would be fucking ridiculous. sark has had elite rosters and still gets his shit pushed in by the big boys more often than not. obviously I will be back at the start of every season hoping that changes.

Maybe, I just find our #1 preseason ranking much more ridiculous last year than potentially this year. Unproven and innexperienced QB with very little proven skill talent. Last years "elite roster" was nowhere close to this talent at RB, WR, and assuming an improvement from Arch at QB.

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Great gets this weekend. Add some OL and maybe a S then put on bow on this portal season.

Team has definitely upgraded across the board and I cannot wait to see this team on the field in the fall.

Great turn around from the seemingly stalled momentum early in the process.

People can disagree but this is why I love the portal. Sure it’s amazing to get 5 star recruits but as many have said they may not pan out or they might leave. I know change is hard to accept but if you don’t you are Dabo the past few years or Gundy. If the ultimate goal is getting to the playoffs and winning in them relying on recruits will not get it done. Not when there are proven players who get it done that can be lured from their programs.

Coleman’s agent informing aggy of their chances prior to the announcement:

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

We still need OL so take another break.

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Just now, TexEx15 said:

We still need OL so take another break.

exactly. it's fun to furiously jerk off to the skill players but if the OL resembles what we put on the field last year we're just gonna be calling for sark's head again next season when we score 13 points and lose to some unranked SEC doormat.

28 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Didn't this forum regularly clown Tom Herman for acting this immature in public?

Got damn.. if Sark doesn't win it all next season he never will.

Just now, TXpride said:

Got damn.. if Sark doesn't win it all next season he never will.

No excuses just win the whole damn thing.

1 minute ago, SOHHvet08 said:

Didn't this forum regularly clown Tom Herman for acting this immature in public?

Yeah and it is also regularly clowns Harris. What's your point?

1 minute ago, SOHHvet08 said:

Didn't this forum regularly clown Tom Herman for acting this immature in public?

You have a fortunately short memory if you think that tweet is on par with the Hermantics

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

No excuses just win the whole damn thing.

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2 minutes ago, SOHHvet08 said:

Didn't this forum regularly clown Tom Herman for acting this immature in public?

Yes and I get it we destroyed the portal the past 24 hours but crowing about it before we have played a snap is for us fans to do not our GM.

12 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

"Could be something, could be nothing" Is this your audition to be a $9.95er?

I'm hearing something big is happening soon. I can't get into specifics, but Monday is the day. Hold on to your hats, it's gonna get windy and may just blow your mind.

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Who let Luke and Owen's loser older brother come in here and shit up this thread at a time like this?

Just now, BurntEyes said:

I'm hearing something big is happening soon. I can't get into specifics, but Monday is the day. Told on to your hats, it's gonna get windy and may just blow your mind.

Dakorien Moore would blow my mind.

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Let me write that down. Every time we get another commit, I completely forget about everything else. Maybe I'll make it a tattoo.

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I'd already forgotten it after posting above. Thanks, man.

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Literally nobody outside of College Station undervalued Arch.

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27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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You feeling better big guy? You were having a rough time earlier this week.

3 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Got damn.. if Sark doesn't win it all next season he never will.

Still takes a ridiculous amount of luck to win it all

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

People can disagree but this is why I love the portal. Sure it’s amazing to get 5 star recruits but as many have said they may not pan out or they might leave. I know change is hard to accept but if you don’t you are Dabo the past few years or Gundy. If the ultimate goal is getting to the playoffs and winning in them relying on recruits will not get it done. Not when there are proven players who get it done that can be lured from their programs.

Yep, that’s pretty much the situation. Some/many won’t like this new era. Remains to be seen if that collective dislike will be detrimental to the sport/lead to changes. For emphasis, high school recruiting inevitably takes a backseat to the portal in this environment unless you can identify “immediate contributors” among incoming freshmen

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Still takes a ridiculous amount of luck to win it all

We are the favorites for next year. If we were a play away in 2023 and 2024, we can get it done this time.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

You feeling better big guy? You were having a rough time earlier this week.

Wasn't just me. The whole board lost our shit. Going 0-for on the 3 Oline visits was not a good start. Then news of Harris being a dipshit and running everyone off. Maybe this was the plan all along or maybe we fucked up so badly that we had a come to Jesus meeting to get everyone aligned.

Either way, I'm happy as shit we got our shit together.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We are the favorites for next year. If we were a play away in 2023 and 2024, we can get it done this time.

Gotta stay healthy and get a good playoff path. Any of those things that derail a dream season

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