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If it were a single shot, then I can chalk that up to someone sighting his rifle for hunting season. Multiple rounds means dipshits were probably unloading AR15 in the general direction of a coke can and never giving a fuck about what's down range.

This is what happens when any dipshit can buy a gun as a "hobby".

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It sucks somebody got shot and fuck the dipshits shooting nearby, however the video shown does not match the gaslighting the baseball club founder is saying though.

if you watch, the kids all bug out, an adult at home plate falls down and the other adult just stands there like WTF?

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A kid was killed near Bastrop maybe 10-15 years ago.  Some dumbass was shooting on his land and apparently didn't understand that bullets can go a long way.  If I recall correctly, the kid was jumping on his trampoline at the time.

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42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

This is what happens when any dipshit can buy a gun as a "hobby".

Would love to hear your proposed solutions to dipshits foolishly exercising rights 

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7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

A kid was killed near Bastrop maybe 10-15 years ago.  Some dumbass was shooting on his land and apparently didn't understand that bullets can go a long way.  If I recall correctly, the kid was jumping on his trampoline at the time.

Million to one shot

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

Would love to hear your proposed solutions to dipshits foolishly exercising rights 

Like the first amendment rights? 

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It sucks somebody got shot and fuck the dipshits shooting nearby, however the video shown does not match the gaslighting the baseball club founder is saying though.
if you watch, the kids all bug out, an adult at home plate falls down and the other adult just stands there like WTF?

I was there. A lot of kids and families tore ass to the parking lot. The kids on the field with the coach spent twenty minutes or so huddled against the three foot brick infield fence waiting for law enforcement. Some of the remaining parents were standing around. There weren’t any shots after the first rounds.
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6 minutes ago, Basil said:


I was there. A lot of kids and families tore ass to the parking lot. The kids on the field with the coach spent twenty minutes or so huddled against the three foot brick infield fence waiting for law enforcement. Some of the remaining parents were standing around. There weren’t any shots after the first rounds.

Sorry you were involved and happy you and yours are safe. 

Any news on the shooters?

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1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

Implement regulations and laws requiring a minimum level of competency when operating a piece of equipment that has the potential to kill people. Require education and safety training like we do for automobiles.

That's adorable! Aren't you precious.

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51 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Implement regulations and laws requiring a minimum level of competency when operating a piece of equipment that has the potential to kill people. Require education and safety training like we do for automobiles.

Several states do require safety courses and it will be interesting to see how those evolve over time. Texas obviously doesn’t and hopefully these stupid cunts that violated one of the 4 rules of gun safety lose their rights for a very long time. 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

A kid was killed near Bastrop maybe 10-15 years ago.  Some dumbass was shooting on his land and apparently didn't understand that bullets can go a long way.  If I recall correctly, the kid was jumping on his trampoline at the time.

Sounds like the Gestapo got trampoline boy. 

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1 hour ago, B00M said:

Would love to hear your proposed solutions to dipshits foolishly exercising rights 

Sounds to me like their militias are not being regulated well enough. 

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6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Here , I rise to defend jumping on trampolines.  When I was social service coordinator of my fraternity, I set a record in fundraising by coming up with a marathon trampoline jump (with the sorority I most wanted to see on the trampoline).

There was a traffic light near our fraternity, and I got the Gainesville traffic engineer to make the red light longer, so the pledges could go up and down asking for money.   I persuaded the university president and our then head football coach (Doug Dickey) to participate.

it was always hard to get my fellow asshole fraternity brothers to participate in charity fundraisers, but everyone enthusiastically showed up to watch the Delta Gamma sisters jumping on our trampoline.    

That charity event was extremely well received.

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30 minutes ago, Foosters said:

gun nut with an absurd reaction to a pretty reasonable suggestion. tale as old as time.

Not a gun nut at all. Just never gonna happen. But I was also referring to the 'regulation and safety training for automobiles' part. There are more clueless fucking morons driving unsafe hunks of shit out there than ever 

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3 hours ago, B00M said:

Would love to hear your proposed solutions to dipshits foolishly exercising rights 

Do the eye for an eye thing.

You intentionally or accidentally shoot someone? The other person is allowed to intentionally shoot you in the same spot, no more no less. If you die you die.

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Do the eye for an eye thing.

You intentionally or accidentally shoot someone? The other person is allowed to intentionally shoot you in the same spot, no more no less. If you die you die.

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7 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

John Self is now on Bluesky (@john_self): "For anyone else wondering,  here's the original ver..."

Yep, they went straight from "Just exercising my rights" good ol' boys to "Under the jail" with that ethnicity...

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19 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Implement regulations and laws requiring a minimum level of competency when operating a piece of equipment that has the potential to kill people. Require education and safety training like we do for automobiles.

Now do voting

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10 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Now do voting

I got a couple of killer questions.

What was the cause of the US Civil War, as set forth by each seceding state's declaration of secession? 

And

How do tariffs work?

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What was the cause of the US Civil War, as set forth by each seceding state's declaration of secession? 

Hey now, I'm sure Texas wasn't that bad.

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Texas abandoned her separate national existence and consented to become one of the Confederated States to promote her welfare, insure domestic tranquility [sic] and secure more substantially the blessings of peace and liberty to her people. She was received into the confederacy with her own constitution, under the guarantee of the federal constitution and the compact of annexation, that she should enjoy these blessings. She was received as a commonwealth holding, maintaining and protecting the institution known as negro slavery--the servitude of the African to the white race within her limits--a relation that had existed from the first settlement of her wilderness by the white race, and which her people intended should exist in all future time. 

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25 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Now do voting

OK. Remove politicians from rule-making in the electoral process. State and federal legislative district maps should be created by independent third-party citizens and statisticians instead of allowing incumbent legislators and/or political parties to draw legislative maps. By addressing gerrymandering directly and illuminating objectivity and transparency, it might help to create more trust in the process and potentially provide some degree of protection against people who are inclined to believe conspiracy theories and think elections are rigged against their guy. 

 

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

You really want to attach a US History and IQ test to voting? You sure?

Yes, for elected officials.  Exhibit A (CTT is Coach Tommy Tuberville)

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21 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Here , I rise to defend jumping on trampolines.  When I was social service coordinator of my fraternity, I set a record in fundraising by coming up with a marathon trampoline jump (with the sorority I most wanted to see on the trampoline).

There was a traffic light near our fraternity, and I got the Gainesville traffic engineer to make the red light longer, so the pledges could go up and down asking for money.   I persuaded the university president and our then head football coach (Doug Dickey) to participate.

it was always hard to get my fellow asshole fraternity brothers to participate in charity fundraisers, but everyone enthusiastically showed up to watch the Delta Gamma sisters jumping on our trampoline.    

That charity event was extremely well received.

Had a trampoline during middle school. We always had a select group of well endowed young ladies over for trampoline tag. I cedit that miracle of technology for my first motor boat.

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3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Had a trampoline during middle school. We always had a select group of well endowed young ladies over for trampoline tag. I cedit that miracle of technology for my first motor boat.

I received my first blow job on a trampoline. She and I had to time the jumps just right. I keed, about the jumping part.

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yes, for elected officials.  Exhibit A (CTT is Coach Tommy Tuberville)

steve weakland (@weakland22) / X

Hilarious.

Also hilarious:

Sen. Tommy Tuberville’s 2024 Report Card

 
 

Introduced the fewest bills compared to Senate Sophomores

Tuberville introduced 21 bills and resolutions in the 118th Congress. View Bills »

Compare to all Senate Sophomores (0th percentile); Senate Republicans (12th percentile); All Senators (6th percentile).


 

Got bipartisan cosponsors on the fewest bills compared to Senate Sophomores

In this era of partisanship, it is important to see Members of Congress working across the aisle. 4 of Tuberville’s 21 bills and resolutions had a cosponsor from a different political party than the party Tuberville caucused with in the 118th Congress.

Compare to all Senate Sophomores (0th percentile); Senate Republicans (4th percentile); All Senators (2nd percentile).

Cosponsors who caucused with neither the Democratic nor Republican party do not count toward this statistic.


 

Cosponsored the fewest bills compared to Senate Sophomores

Tuberville cosponsored 228 bills and resolutions introduced by other Members of Congress. Cosponsorship shows a willingness to work with others to advance policy goals. View Cosponsored Bills »

Compare to all Senate Sophomores (0th percentile); Senate Republicans (10th percentile); All Senators (8th percentile).


 

Joined bipartisan bills the least often compared to Senate Sophomores

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