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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, they still do that? being a racist piece of shit - absolutely fine. actually typing out the word shit - OVER THE LINE, SMOKEY!

The funny part is that they still feel the need to type something out. It’s Nader those rules I’d just omit the words if they were superfluous or use a real word in their place. 

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m gonna neg the fuck outta the next Cleveland Guardians post. Don’t make me cut a bitch.

 

2 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

This one made me laugh. 
 

 

 

 

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Hey Farva . . .

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

The Spiders would've been a fucking awesome name.

Why not the Steamers?

1 hour ago, Ten Bears said:

I vote for The Steamers.

Dammit.  Didn't see this.

1 hour ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Even better

 

 

 

They're absolutely right.  There haven't been over 400 arrests or anything.  Nope.  What you're seeing and what you're hearing isn't what is happening.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

FUCK. SHIT. CUNT!

god bless america

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

FUCK. SHIT. CUNT!

god bless america

31 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. 

 

4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

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The feeling is mutual. It's bad enough to be in the same state as aggy, I'd rather we not be in the same conference as the posters from Tiger Droppings, TexAgs, SECRant, and all those other fucking inbred Q-believing sister-fucking idiots.

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Imma start waiving a large rainbow flag at evey conference game from now on.

lol, they still do that? being a racist piece of shit - absolutely fine. actually typing out the word shit - OVER THE LINE, SMOKEY!

There’s a reason there’s a small but cool number of SECRant refugees here.

That place is sucky and crazy!
4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Imma start waiving a large rainbow flag at evey conference game from now on.

Needs to have a logo of whatever the opposing team is on it.

 

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That was stupid and lame and uncalled for and just typical of the abuse I routinely have to tolerate around here. 

Are you in some institution where you are being forced to come here and read every post or something, because you don't have to tolerate jack shit on this site. You don't have to tolerate this site at all.  Say the word and we could make it so you'd never need to tolerate anything on this site ever again. GTFO with that lame ass bullshit.

4 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Even better

 

 

 

Oh no, the most deplorable group of brain-dead morons on the internet doesn't like our forum.  Well fuck 'em.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Needs to have a logo of whatever the opposing team is on it.

 

It could be the new Wazzu Gameday flag tradition.

Sigh. My oh my, the take their ball and go home crowd is getting more entrenched:

Poll was 400 registered Republicans, scroll to the end of the results in the embedded link (second tweet)

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:


There’s a reason there’s a small but cool number of SECRant refugees here.

That place is sucky and crazy!

Thank you. The loud ones over there appear to be touched in the head. You know, the village idiots . . . 

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25 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Oh no, the most deplorable group of brain-dead morons on the internet doesn't like our forum.  Well fuck 'em.

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Dox = read the news, follow court proceedings

4 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Even better

 

 

 

So I'm reading that thread over here about identifying the insurrectionists, and I have seen plenty of those people identified.  I'm not sure why they are saying it can't be done.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

FUCK. SHIT. CUNT!

god bless america

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25 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

So I'm reading that thread over here about identifying the insurrectionists, and I have seen plenty of those people identified.  I'm not sure why they are saying it can't be done.

To quote The Brain from Pinky and the Brain:

Lies are just facts that haven't been repeated enough yet. And if you don't believe that now you will soon because lies are just facts that haven't been repeated enough yet.

You’re a jackass who isn’t getting enough oxygen to his brain. Ohioans wasn’t serious and Spiders wasn’t a serious possibility either. And it would’ve been derided here if that was the choice and you know it. There used to be a negro league team called the Cleveland Buckeyes. If not for trademark protections; that alternative would’ve made your collective heads explode. Stop pretending that your campaign against all things Ohio is anything other than what it is you phony. Remember when, unprovoked, you said I’d suck Woody’s dick? That was stupid and lame and uncalled for and just typical of the abuse I routinely have to tolerate around here. I’d like to think you’re capable of doing better but apparently I’m wrong about that. So GFY. 
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When that guy kills himself, it’s going to be pretty damn satisfying 

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

FUCK. SHIT. CUNT!

god bless america

 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

When that guy kills himself, it’s going to be pretty damn satisfying 

I'm sure he will fuck it up leaving himself even more mentally retarded than he already is. 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

When that guy kills himself, it’s going to be pretty damn satisfying 

He will rest comfortably for eternity in his MyCasket. 

Man who is happy that USA is losing international competitions calls Americans playing for their country America haters.  Huh. 

The feeling is mutual. It's bad enough to be in the same state as aggy, I'd rather we not be in the same conference as the posters from Tiger Droppings, TexAgs, SECRant, and all those other fucking inbred Q-believing sister-fucking idiots.

You must not spend much time in DT threads.
22 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

You must not spend much time in DT threads.

It's offensive how many people are defending the Michigan fascists in the DT thread. Absolutely absurd.

6 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It's offensive how many people are defending the Michigan fascists in the DT thread. Absolutely absurd.

It’s extremely on brand for the ones who are 

SIAP- Stop Insulting Trump Voters and Their Concerns. Instead, Shut Up and Take It

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Instead, try listening to Trump voters and their concerns as though you were plucked from the cabbage patch this very morning, fresh as the dew, with no memory of what happened when we spent several years listening to Trump voters and their concerns. While you’re listening, you can show your commitment to democracy in America by murmuring things like “I see,” or nodding your head in an understanding manner. Do not do that thing where you pretend like you’re coughing and bark “Bullshit!” into your fist when the Trump voter you are listening to says that of course they didn’t approve of everything Donald Trump did. Do not accuse them of enabling a nihilistic death cult that is steering the entire planet into a lake of fire. Do not throw pies or fruit or bricks. Do not say, “What’s that? It seems like you’re trying to talk, but all I can hear is a thick, clotty bubbling sound, because you’re up to your eyebrows in the blood of your fellow citizens.” Shaming will never work!

 

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

It's offensive how many people are defending the Michigan fascists in the DT thread. Absolutely absurd.

I hate Illinois Nazis Michigan fascists.

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:
These people are insane 
5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Man who is happy that USA is losing international competitions calls Americans playing for their country America haters.  Huh. 

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Cheering against USA to own the libs.  So fucking pathetic. 

Somebody takes a knee during the national anthem, they lose their shit.

An athlete representing American says something they don't like, they lose their shit and root for other countries to beat us.

 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

An athlete representing American says something they don't like, they lose their shit and root for other countries to beat us.

If they feel this way, I heartily encourage them to share their thoughts. It's good to know who's who.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

If they feel this way, I heartily encourage them to share their thoughts. It's good to know who's who.

when i discover that someone identifies as a Republican, and/or votes for, or supports any Republican, for any office, at any level, I know: (a) they are a fundamentally dishonest person; and (b) I should completely disregard anything and everything they say about .... well, anything.  its nice when they make that easy for me.

 

29 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

when i discover that someone identifies as a Republican, and/or votes for, or supports any Republican, for any office, at any level, I know: (a) they are a fundamentally dishonest person; and (b) I should completely disregard anything and everything they say about .... well, anything.  its nice when they make that easy for me.

 

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27 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

when i discover that someone identifies as a Republican, and/or votes for, or supports any Republican, for any office, at any level, I know: (a) they are a fundamentally dishonest person; and (b) I should completely disregard anything and everything they say about .... well, anything.  its nice when they make that easy for me.

 

I seldom check FB (I use it to transmit, not receive,) but today I got bombarded by stultifying opinions by a crowd of my reactionary High School friends. I was tempted to unfriend right and left, but I held back, because A. as a spy I need to know what they think, and B. no matter what they think they'll at least come to my funeral.

6 hours ago, NWBuck said:

I honestly wasn't sure if this was satire until I read the whole thing.  But good work.

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There’s no big mystery to effectively communicating with Trump supporters. Just make it clear from the outset that you will always love them unconditionally, even when you are mad at them, and that nothing they could ever do will change that, even if they do it to you or your family or your country over a period of several years. Make sure to bring plenty of healthy snacks so you can redirect their attention if they start whining about cancel culture or wind turbines. If they’re getting really fussy, try defusing the situation by asking “Does the widdle baby need its binkie?” and shoving a pacifier in their mouth. Above all, manage your expectations. We’ve all had plenty of time to learn who Trump supporters are and what they are and aren’t capable of. Expecting them to engage in self-reflection at this point is just an insult to everyone’s intelligence.

 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

no matter what they think they'll at least come to my funeral.

More likely you'll be going to theirs.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

More likely you'll be going to theirs.

Hopefully when I'm a disembodied brain attached to a mechanical spider body.

13 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

These people are insane 

 

in the maga world, you cheer / root / give money to Team Trump and no other team matters, especially Team USA

They must’ve been thrilled when the Russians took gold in both men’s and women’s gymnastics. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They must’ve been thrilled when the Russians took gold in both men’s and women’s gymnastics. 

Excuse me. Russian Olympic Committee. Next frame. 

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