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20 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

 Vandy is coming to Austin and I live in Nashville. I’m fucking concerned about this game.  Look at last year in Nashville, with a better Texas team.  

lsu is a better team than this texas team, and vandy throttled them today. you’re right to be fucking concerned dude.

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Dude, Arch and the OL were neck and neck in a homeless vagrant dick sucking contest tonight but the OL managed to get a couple more money shots to their faces to pull out the victory.

#winning

You have a way with words. Hopefully the board will see the next generation of sports board chat.

So if the game tonight was Surly pron, the goal line stand would be the grand facial. The holding penalty would be discovering the condom had a big hole in it, and the winning FG would be your date's pimp arriving to take her away so you could get back to more Surly pursuits - i.e., solving the lack of talent in ranks of 300 lb blockers and 100 lb . hookers.

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I was hoping that Kentucky would go for the touchdown on forth down instead of taking the 3 points, it gave us a chance, he should have known by that point there was no way for us to move the ball, they likely would have won if they just took it to another OT, the look on Stoops face after they got stuffed was great, he knew he blew it

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2 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

You have a way with words. Hopefully the board will see the next generation of sports board chat.

So if the game tonight was Surly pron, the goal line stand would be the grand facial. The holding penalty would be discovering the condom had a big hole in it, and the winning FG would be your date's pimp arriving to take her away so you could get back to more Surly pursuits - i.e., solving the lack of talent in ranks of 300 lb blockers and 100 lb . hookers.

In this case 300 lb hookers

Posted
7 hours ago, Drew said:

You clearly didnt watch the game. So sit this one out. 

Bub, arch was running for his life just about every time he got the ball. I think it's be jittery and rushing my mechanics/throws too if I was getting absolutely pummeled every time I had the ball for more than .05 seconds. 

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Did sark have a fuckin brain aneurism this offseason? We rarely scheme anything open, we rarely work any kind of quick passing game, Tre Wisner is somehow our best weapon, and we can’t pass protect long enough to take a deep shot which is the one thing we were all banking on this year. Sark looks like a defeated man on the sideline. 

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The frustrating thing is the compounding effect from missing easy dink and dunk throws. 

1 incomplete isnt just a loss of down and small chunk of yard, its a loss of half the playbook, its ratchets up difficulty of moving the chain, loses momentum, time of possession, wear on opposing defense, everything. 

if we completed just half of the 3 yard misses, the complexion of the game would be totally different. 

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2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Did sark have a fuckin brain aneurism this offseason? We rarely scheme anything open, we rarely work any kind of quick passing game, Tre Wisner is somehow our best weapon, and we can’t pass protect long enough to take a deep shot which is the one thing we were all banking on this year. Sark looks like a defeated man on the sideline. 

I seriously don't know if some of y'all need bigger TVs or your eyes checked or just don't know anything about football. Receivers were open all day. 

I believe the offensive struggles are 100% on the OL and QB. Those 6 players have been barely passable and that's why this team has 2 losses. We saw a major regression from last week on the OL front and I think that had a pretty big impact on Arch, but I don't think there's a ton of QBs in the country that would have done much better against unblocked defenders and a constantly imploding pocket and the need to run around like crazy instead of going through any kind of reads in the pocket. 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

I seriously don't know if some of y'all need bigger TVs or your eyes checked or just don't know anything about football. Receivers were open all day. 

I believe the offensive struggles are 100% on the OL and QB. Those 6 players have been barely passable and that's why this team has 2 losses. We saw a major regression from last week on the OL front and I think that had a pretty big impact on Arch, but I don't think there's a ton of QBs in the country that would have done much better against unblocked defenders and a constantly imploding pocket and the need to run around like crazy instead of going through any kind of reads in the pocket. 

Running open but Manning is sick of getting his ass rocked every fucking time. I can understand being strong in the pocket but sometimes we have to be able to dial something up and get it out quick. 
it’s all kinds of discombobulation on that side of the ball. If we have to go and score 20 next week against Miss st I doubt we can do it. 

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12 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Running open but Manning is sick of getting his ass rocked every fucking time. I can understand being strong in the pocket but sometimes we have to be able to dial something up and get it out quick. 
it’s all kinds of discombobulation on that side of the ball. If we have to go and score 20 next week against Miss st I doubt we can do it. 

I don't think Arch is capable of routinely getting it out quick.  

So it's a real toxic mix.

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After watching the game  and others multiple times:

Arch is a terrible miss on QB. Almost 3 years here and this is what we have? Yes, start anyone else. Put Arch at RB.

OL too many projects after the first Sark year. Knowing this why didn't we portal a few? We did it for IDL.

RB - Wisner is great but is an outside scatback. Hoping Cooper can legit run up the middle and stay healthy. 

WR - a$m got two very talented fast WR's. We got injured Mosley. Hard to say is it Arch or them? They can't separate so that's on them some. When they do Arch sits on the ball and gets sacked.

Milwee - no clue what he does. We need a real OC or Sark is fired soon.  

 

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9 hours ago, JBJ said:

This.
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Niblett and Boumeister are the MVPs.

Stoops is an absolute moron. They completely dominated us in every aspect of the game, are at home, and he doesn’t kick the FG in OT

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Stoops is an absolute moron. They completely dominated us in every aspect of the game, are at home, and he doesn’t kick the FG in OT

The announcers did a fine job of rationalizing that, but it was stupid.  Yes, a TD in OT practically guaranteed a win for UK, but they should have held out for a higher percentage play in a subsequent OT.

Posted
8 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jfc we just struggled to score 16 points against fucking Kentucky of all teams and we got people saying we will score more on fucking Georgia. This board is fucked dumber than sark 

You have nearly 25k posts and you just now figured that out?

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