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8 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

tOSU fans must be eating this shit up. I know this place would melt the fuck down if this happened at ou or aggy.

Can confirm.  Coach Day broke 'em.

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2 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

I haven’t kept up but has anyone started the Elko to Michigan rumor yet?

I too have been wondering if Michigan is a more attractive destination than Penn State , would love to see him as a potential as well 

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25 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Dude is crashing hard. The consequences of his actions have been hard already and will continue to be. But he’s gotta get himself right and realize it’s not the end of his life. He needs some mental help right now. 

Or he realized how bad he fucked up, and it’s a distraction. 

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so, could it be; Deboer to Mich., Kiffin to 'bama, Elko to LSU?  LSU has the benefit of the last what three coaches out of four have won the NC? And Aggy would be left to pick up the breadcrumbs.  Hey how about Brian Kelly to Aggy?  

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What's top bet for why he's arrested? Domestic violence?

At first I thought maybe it was illegal to send a non-relative plan B, but according to Grok it's fine.

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14 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Important to note that Moore is a sooner. Michigan should’ve expected something like this.


(It’s probably already been pointed out, but I’m late to the party and not reading all 9 pages to confirm.)

It’s not like he cratered the face of a sorority chick in a restaurant or anything because she “assaulted him”. 

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5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Or he realized how bad he fucked up, and it’s a distraction. 

I’m sure part of it is trying to make people feel bad for him…but that just speaks to the mental problems he has right now. His problems won’t go away until he faces them

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5 minutes ago, Hornin04 said:

What's top bet for why he's arrested? Domestic violence?

At first I thought maybe it was illegal to send a non-relative plan B, but according to Grok it's fine.

Probably is in Texas tbf 

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18 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

so all we need to do to get a coach fired is door dash some plan b to his office?

**scribbles in notebook**

Fucking rich coming from FORTY NINE TO ZERO. 

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Maybe Belichick has the best idea. Bring your circus hoe with you. Make sure everyone knows your circus hoe is your plus one. Don’t get married if you wanna have a side hoe or a plethora of hoes unless your wife wants an open marriage. This isn’t hard shit. 💩 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

had to check, you can door dash plan b

Oh cut the shit. Everyone here knows that you of all people didn't "have to check" if you can door dash plan B.

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8 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

so, could it be; Deboer to Mich., Kiffin to 'bama, Elko to LSU?  LSU has the benefit of the last what three coaches out of four have won the NC? And Aggy would be left to pick up the breadcrumbs.  Hey how about Brian Kelly to Aggy?  

Sark to Bama!

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7 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Or he realized how bad he fucked up, and it’s a distraction. 

Threatening to do murder is certainly one way to distract from your other non illegal acts

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Probably is in Texas tbf 

Driving out to Midland for work, I had to stop at the Sunoco in Big Lake…Plan B at the fucking gas station register right next to the scratch offs. 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Maybe Belichick has the best idea. Bring your circus hoe with you. Make sure everyone knows your circus hoe is your plus one. Don’t get married if you wanna have a side hoe or a plethora of hoes unless your wife wants an open marriage. This isn’t hard shit. 💩 

Shit, thats my plan. 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Maybe Belichick has the best idea. Bring your circus hoe with you. Make sure everyone knows your circus hoe is your plus one. Don’t get married if you wanna have a side hoe or a plethora of hoes unless your wife wants an open marriage. This isn’t hard shit. 💩 

Solid ho advice 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

costco, $6 

I was going to add to my comment - if you did have to check then surely you're adding it to the playbook.

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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So they don't have a coach for the bowl game? They are going to bail and we play someone else? 

Can we have Bama's spot if Deboer leaves and whip OU's ass again?

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5 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Driving out to Midland for work, I had to stop at the Sunoco in Big Lake…Plan B at the fucking gas station register right next to the scratch offs. 

Then what, dip or vape cartridges?

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1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Michigan portal is going to collapse from the strain

Sometimes shit is too much to cover up. I wish I had that gif someone made of our track coach in the automated wheel chair but I cannot find it. Thought I had saved it. This is a stunning collapse. Are we going to have an orange and white scrimmage for a cheez it bowl? Holy shit. 

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11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Maybe Belichick has the best idea. Bring your circus hoe with you. Make sure everyone knows your circus hoe is your plus one. Don’t get married if you wanna have a side hoe or a plethora of hoes unless your wife wants an open marriage. This isn’t hard shit. 💩 

Shark Tank Writing GIF

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Posted
5 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Michigan portal is going to collapse from the strain

It's going to take every penny they have to not look like 1989 SMU

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This musta been some world class, rolls-royce, end of the world type pussy

It’s the type that, other than nurses, only D1, blue blood coaches can afford to #smash. 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Always the ones who suffer most for the selfishness of men 

More women cheat than men, so let's not cast this is a male issue.

 

9 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Michigan portal is going to collapse from the strain

It won't be a portal, more like a black hole.

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is always gonna be true to me. Now a load-bearing pillar in my mental landscape. 
 

 

so lets order a coat hanger to Elko's office. I mean there is greater than 0% chance that he is carrying something to term, dont know what the term is though:D

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