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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

first time being on a Texas board? Current players get compared to past players all the time even if they’re not remotely similar.

Thanks for the pedantic, pedestrian answer you usually provide. You'd have thought you learned your lesson. But, here: you are blocked by most everyone on here, I don't block people (except one). So fuck off, scrub.

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4 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Thanks for the pedantic, pedestrian answer you usually provide. You'd have thought you learned your lesson. But, here: you are blocked by most everyone on here, I don't block people (except one). So fuck off, scrub.

lol you actually got a legit response from me and that’s the one you choose to go full retard on?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

lol you actually got a legit response from me and that’s the one you choose to go full retard on?

I don't want a response from you, or your cries for attention. Have a good night.

27 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I had the privilege of shitty goal line seats in the SE corner of DKR when Danny got sacked . . . by his center's feet. The center dropped back into pass pro and pinned Danny's cleats to the turf. 90K-ish people laughing is surprisingly loud.

I remember that, but I was there in different seats that didn't have that view.

It was still simply "Memorial Stadium" back then.

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

At the risk of being ironic, is pedantic being used properly around here.

Stop being so pedantic.

30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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"But Florida, Herp-derp!"

Now the reflexive response to all Texas discussions. FFS

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

"But Florida, Herp-derp!"

Now the reflexive response to all Texas discussions. FFS

After the Maryland debacle that's all they ever spoke of.

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Which one of you page 16-17 bitches is ready to apologize to Ty’Anthony Smith?

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

After the Maryland debacle that's all they ever spoke of.

This is my lasting memory from the Tom Herman era.

And, I guess, some bowl wins.

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1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Can't spell Citrus without UT

/spurrier

25 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I remember that, but I was there in different seats that didn't have that view.

It was still simply "Memorial Stadium" back then.

In fact, it was Texas Memorial Stadium.

THAT'S how you do pedantic. 😁

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Take the loss, pussy!

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So much delicious coooooope. Mmmmmmm.

3 hours ago, scramblyn said:

I think Texas dog walks tOSU but Miami D would be a legit obstacle. Texas D could probably handle Beck though.

Yep. I was totally wrong about Miami and I'm here pool t eat crow.

19 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Yep. I was totally wrong about Miami and I'm here pool t eat crow.

Do you smell toast?

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Do you smell toast?

I smell burnt wings and beak...and fail.

5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

He ain't lying. We could make a deep run with the momentum we have right now.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

lol you actually got a legit response from me and that’s the one you choose to go full retard on?

I havent blocked you, avatar saved your ass (ironic) jk 🤣

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

I feel content knowing that our game day menu is what helped propel our Horns into feeling the cheeziest:

Cheez-It crusted mozzarella sticks, Cheez-It nachos and sweet n spicy bacon wrapped Cheez-Its…plus an assortment of garnish/snacking Cheez-Its

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1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

I just ate my Cheez-Its with Tabasco Chipotle sauce or Tabasco Family Reserve sauce as usual.

Toilets are going to take a pounding tomorrow.

44 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

In fact, it was Texas Memorial Stadium.

THAT'S how you do pedantic. 😁

Sometimes your hard on for grammar annoys me, but other times it makes me laugh.

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10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Sometimes your hard on for grammar annoys me, but other times it makes me laugh.

*hard-on

41 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I smell burnt wings and beak...and fail.

He ain't lying. We could make a deep run with the momentum we have right now.

Agree. Very few teams in the playoffs would want to play us

5 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Agree. Very few teams in the playoffs would want to play us

Yep. We are on a mission and Arch is warmed up. Very, very few teens would want a price of us. Miami ain't on of them.

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19 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Yep. We are on a mission and Arch is warmed up. Very, very few teens would want a price of us. Miami ain't on of them.

Welp. We know what's in your search history.

47 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Yep. We are on a mission and Arch is warmed up. Very, very few teens would want a price of us. Miami ain't on of them.

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"It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve Sarkisian

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2 hours ago, dr99 said:

Toilets are going to take a pounding tomorrow.

No, that doesn't happen because I eat spicy stuff all the time.

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

"Nothing but chattel" is fucking cringe.

10 minutes ago, Bookman said:

"Nothing but chattel" is fucking cringe.

Yeah, I had to look that up. Announcing crew sucked.

1 hour ago, texastroubadour said:

So how are we feeling about Texas Tceh?

Because I have Tceh family members I say GO DUCKS

Since the days of The Pirate and Gap Kid plundering aggy, I'm not sure there's been a good day to pull for the tortilla flingers. Today's not one, either.

I’m excited to see Bo Barnes under Muschamp. That kid is thick and quick.

12 hours ago, JGrayDBU said:

it looks like the only teams closely ranked in front of us to not lose will be BYU and Notre Dame. ND - not playing a bowl and BYU won a bowl game. There are about 6 or 7 teams in front of BYU, Notre Dame, and us to lose. I believe we land about #5.

I was a little over-excited with this post. Somehow I temporarily forgot about how the people who run these things don't actually watch the games, but just see scores. If an unbiased person actually watched the Cheezit Bowl, they would discover that the refs gave Michigan the two TDs and we dropped one TD. Give Michigan 6 points-FGs - for the two botched TD calls, and give us a receiver who catches the TD pass. Margin of victory is then 29(14 + 8-the two FGs instead of TDs + 7-caught TD pass).

This Texas team was four TDs better than that Michigan team? National media would not believe that. But then on the back end take one TD from us because we are then taking it easy in the 4th quarter and the margin is now 22 points, far below UTSA's 37 point bowl victory, but still one of the best margins of victories this bowl season, not counting the minor league vs big league playoff games.

Had the voters noticed a 22 point victory, then we are looking at about a #5 or #6 ranking, which means the voters will actually vote us no higher than #7. I see us being ranked #7 or #8.

In reality, this Texas team is 3 TDs better than this Michigan team, and this is another year of Big10 supposed greatness.

When was the last time a time that is 3 TDs better than the opposition is also called for 12 penalties over 100 yards AND the Texas fans have almost grown to accept that Texas will almost ALWAYS be called for more penalties than the opposition???

Also, if a casual voter had tuned into certain parts of the network broadcast, they would have heard all about how great Bryce Underwood looks and how great Kyle Whittingham is for taking the Michigan job, etc. and heard 0, I mean 0 about how the Texas defense is doing great things with these interceptions. We had 3 interceptions!!! But you would have never known that watching the national broadcast.

Btw, BYU won their bowl game by 3 points.

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

"Nothing but chattel" is fucking cringe.

This guy was desperate to use high dollar words all night, and most often he just showed his ignorance. Chattel here and earlier an "auspicious" ball placement, after Arch clearly made a first down.

35 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

I was a little over-excited with this post. Somehow I temporarily forgot about how the people who run these things don't actually watch the games, but just see scores. If an unbiased person actually watched the Cheezit Bowl, they would discover that the refs gave Michigan the two TDs and we dropped one TD. Give Michigan 6 points-FGs - for the two botched TD calls, and give us a receiver who catches the TD pass. Margin of victory is then 29(14 + 8-the two FGs instead of TDs + 7-caught TD pass).

This Texas team was four TDs better than that Michigan team? National media would not believe that. But then on the back end take one TD from us because we are then taking it easy in the 4th quarter and the margin is now 22 points, far below UTSA's 37 point bowl victory, but still one of the best margins of victories this bowl season, not counting the minor league vs big league playoff games.

Had the voters noticed a 22 point victory, then we are looking at about a #5 or #6 ranking, which means the voters will actually vote us no higher than #7. I see us being ranked #7 or #8.

In reality, this Texas team is 3 TDs better than this Michigan team, and this is another year of Big10 supposed greatness.

When was the last time a time that is 3 TDs better than the opposition is also called for 12 penalties over 100 yards AND the Texas fans have almost grown to accept that Texas will almost ALWAYS be called for more penalties than the opposition???

Also, if a casual voter had tuned into certain parts of the network broadcast, they would have heard all about how great Bryce Underwood looks and how great Kyle Whittingham is for taking the Michigan job, etc. and heard 0, I mean 0 about how the Texas defense is doing great things with these interceptions. We had 3 interceptions!!! But you would have never known that watching the national broadcast.

Btw, BYU won their bowl game by 3 points.

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