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For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

OH NO!.....I hope the shark is okay.

check its BAC after that

5 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

He'll have a hangover from the excess vodka but he'll sleep it off.

great minds think alike, and so do ours

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Why do all the town names sound like drugs being advertised during golf tournaments?

"Ask your Dr. if Bakhmut is right for you.  Do not take Bakhmut if you are allergic to Bakhmut."

[Camera cuts to scene of dad coaching his kids' soccer game]

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"Ask your Dr. if Bakhmut is right for you.  Do not take Bakhmut if you are allergic to Bakhmut."

[Camera cuts to scene of dad coaching his kids' soccer game]

Narrator - Side effects include anal leakage, bowel discomfort and possible kidney and liver failure.  Consult your physician if you start vomiting blood and stool.  

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Narrator - Side effects include anal leakage, bowel discomfort and possible kidney and liver failure.  Consult your physician if you start vomiting blood and stool.  

Conveniently, the narrator got paid twice for this -- by law, it also has to run during Taco Bell ads.

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5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Narrator - Side effects include anal leakage, bowel discomfort and possible kidney and liver failure.  Consult your physician if you start vomiting blood and stool.  

Seen the jardiance commercial?  The word “perineum” caught my attention.

https://www.drugs.com/medical-answers/jardiance-perineum-3552698/
 

necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum (Fournier’s gangrene)
 

So first of all, ew. Does anyone need jardiance?  Secondly, one wonders if Fournier was proud upon hearing a medical issue was being named after him. 
 

Sorry for the off topic but this is important for everyone. 

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seen the jardiance commercial?  The word “perineum” caught my attention.

https://www.drugs.com/medical-answers/jardiance-perineum-3552698/
 

necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum (Fournier’s gangrene)
 

So first of all, ew. Does anyone need jardiance?  Secondly, one wonders if Fournier was proud upon hearing a medical issue was being named after him. 
 

Sorry for the off topic but this is important for everyone. 

Taint nothing but a thang. 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What would motivate you more, hearing you have fournier’s disease, necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum, or taint rot?

Motivate me to do what? Put a gun in my mouth? I think all three would do the trick. 

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21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seen the jardiance commercial?  The word “perineum” caught my attention.

https://www.drugs.com/medical-answers/jardiance-perineum-3552698/
 

necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum (Fournier’s gangrene)
 

So first of all, ew. Does anyone need jardiance?  Secondly, one wonders if Fournier was proud upon hearing a medical issue was being named after him. 
 

Sorry for the off topic but this is important for everyone. 

Well that's something new for me to be terrified of.

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11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Now we know why this group is having success (apparently) - they have Bradleys.

 

11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Well that's something new for me to be terrified of.

CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

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4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

team shark

Not gonna lie, that is way high on my list of ways I do not want to go. It looked like a jaws remake, especially the part where suddenly she’s upside down in the water and her legs are up there and then 10 seconds later, when the shark takes another run and then starts doing that shark twisting thing - that means he’s taking about 30 pounds of meat at a bite.

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Not gonna lie, that is way high on my list of ways I do not want to go. It looked like a jaws remake, especially the part where suddenly she’s upside down in the water and her legs are up there and then 10 seconds later, when the shark takes another run and then starts doing that shark twisting thing - that means he’s taking about 30 pounds of meat at a bite.
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Love to prove that, wouldn’t ya? Get your name in the National Geographic.
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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Not gonna lie, that is way high on my list of ways I do not want to go. It looked like a jaws remake, especially the part where suddenly she’s upside down in the water and her legs are up there and then 10 seconds later, when the shark takes another run and then starts doing that shark twisting thing - that means he’s taking about 30 pounds of meat at a bite.

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There was a point where he popped up and was trying to swim away. He was dead already just hadn't bled out yet. Fucking insane

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Owning older National Geographics  about the Polynesian islands is grounds for a possession of child pornography conviction. 

Yo, I got bad news for anyone whose stood in front of a Paul Gauguin painting for more than a few seconds…..

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