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2 minutes ago, Mach 1 said:

Thread moves fast so SIAP.  Pretty funny

 

About 18 hours ago. So this is not me being a dick, this is me just offering some courteous advice. If you see the date on a tweet and it's over a day old, chances are it's been posted here for, oh, about a day. 

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34 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

You guys are silly.  These "Ukranian" tech is the US war nerds playing what if stuff in real life using Ukrainians to shoot at Russians.  If you told me right now the Ukrainians are simply just moving artillery into place and we are shooting it for them remotely I wouldn't be surprised

Seriously? I mean, you've had some really stupid takes before, but this level of ignorance and stupidity takes the cake, even from you.

At this point I'm going to need to see proof that you're not a paid Russian propagandist to believe otherwise. Because nobody is this stupid on purpose.

Well.

Almost nobody.

But still. I'm choosing that you're not actually this stupid and are really a Russian agent, because I just refuse to accept this level of idiocy in someone who's otherwise able to type compete sentences on a computer.

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47 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  I have quite a few friends and peers in the tech business who have crews of Ukrainians working for them, from 2-3 person operations to dozens, and they have universal praise for how hard they work, and how clever/smart they are.  Add a layer of SERIOUS motivation.....and it's very believable.

Also, the tech isn't really that difficult. (Speaking as someone who's written a distributed system or two, that is.)

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9 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Haha, actually he had every reason so to be a dick.  I'm 0 for 2 in this thread, I needed a little nudge to exit stage left before I strike out.

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13 minutes ago, Mach 1 said:

Roger, I think I'll hang up on this thread and just listen from here out.

Don't let Sydney scare you off of posting in here.  This thread moves really fast, though, so tweets don't typically have a very long shelf life before they're posted here.  

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4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

While that sounds good and all, killing Russian civilians, no matter how much they might be complicit in this whole thing, may not have the desired affect on Russian leadership.

True. Which is why the washers need to have permanent blue or yellow dye secretly added to their innards so Russians’ laundry will be sending them a message in a less lethal form. 

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4 minutes ago, Mach 1 said:

Haha, actually he had every reason so to be a dick.  I'm 0 for 2 in this thread, I needed a little nudge to exit stage left before I strike out.

It’s okay dude.  Just post away.  It’s not like you are asking if everyone heard about what Ojomo said about the culture of the football program.  

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12 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

It’s okay dude.  Just post away.  It’s not like you are asking if everyone heard about what Ojomo said about the culture of the football program.  

Ain't nobody got time for that.  Can someone please post what Jim Rome said about the aggies? 

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24 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Seriously? I mean, you've had some really stupid takes before, but this level of ignorance and stupidity takes the cake, even from you.

At this point I'm going to need to see proof that you're not a paid Russian propagandist to believe otherwise. Because nobody is this stupid on purpose.

Well.

Almost nobody.

But still. I'm choosing that you're not actually this stupid and are really a Russian agent, because I just refuse to accept this level of idiocy in someone who's otherwise able to type compete sentences on a computer.

Haha.  Yes yes.  The Ukranians the very same Ukrainians who have been trained by NATO forces for the past 10 years all of a sudden develop and implemented this savage ass counter battery program that their NATO instructors were too ignorant to adapt.  The same Ukrainians who who just got satellite link from Elon Musk and just had their guys trained up on using artillery from NATO forces has somehow did this fucking badass implementation where their artillery can not only kill Russians but can suck the soldiers dicks while doing it.  Yes the same Ukranians who have had to have artillery shipped in had so much free artillery to practice with so they were able to go and just shoot shell after she'll to perfect this badass system.   Yep.. my.take is bad.  

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5 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Haha.  Yes yes.  The Ukranians the very same Ukrainians who have been trained by NATO forces for the past 10 years all of a sudden develop and implemented this savage ass counter battery program that their NATO instructors were too ignorant to adapt.  The same Ukrainians who who just got satellite link from Elon Musk and just had their guys trained up on using artillery from NATO forces has somehow did this fucking badass implementation where their artillery can not only kill Russians but can suck the soldiers dicks while doing it.  Yes the same Ukranians who have had to have artillery shipped in had so much free artillery to practice with so they were able to go and just shoot shell after she'll to perfect this badass system.   Yep.. my.take is bad.  

I guess you missed the part, repeatedly saying they were doing this in 2015. Before NATO/US instruction...which happened after Crimea when the Urkaine realized they were likely going to have to go to Russia at some point. 

It's weird that conflate things like "country with limited resources that needs outside weapons" and "they need Star Link because they didn't build their own Star Link and the Russians cut their internet infrastructure" with "These guys are clearly a bunch of stupid rubes so the US must be shadow running this entire war with unheard of technology to date." 

 

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Just now, The Dog said:

 

Okay, practical question.  If the Russia troops just withdraw to the other side of the border to regroup, reform, and launch a counter-attack.....does Ukraine go ahead and physically cross the border (with land forces) to take them out/keep pushing them back?  There are both tactical and strategic implications to that decision, I'm curious as to what the thinking is on that point.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Okay, practical question.  If the Russia troops just withdraw to the other side of the border to regroup, reform, and launch a counter-attack.....does Ukraine go ahead and physically cross the border (with land forces) to take them out/keep pushing them back?  There are both tactical and strategic implications to that decision, I'm curious as to what the thinking is on that point.

I'm not in the military nor do I have any military training whatsoever, but I think they should drive all the way to Moscow and take the city by storm.

 

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15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess you missed the part, repeatedly saying they were doing this in 2015. Before NATO/US instruction...which happened after Crimea when the Urkaine realized they were likely going to have to go to Russia at some point. 

It's weird that conflate things like "country with limited resources that needs outside weapons" and "they need Star Link because they didn't build their own Star Link and the Russians cut their internet infrastructure" with "These guys are clearly a bunch of stupid rubes so the US must be shadow running this entire war with unheard of technology to date." 

 

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I'm not saying they are stupid rubes.  They have been shown to be pretty damn capable.  Sometimes a little too capable like they have some sort of cheat code.  I'm all for it.  Kill all them fucking Russians.  I'm just saying it's a little too convenient.  Like oh, here's a little tidbit you didn't know.  The Ukranians have been practicing small unit tactics and battalion size formations and integrate seamlessly for years.  Then it's haha.  Here's another fun fact Ukraine for some reason has technological advanced drones.  Then now oh ha, you silly Westerners Ukraine has been toying with this autonomous counter battery system since you were in diapers.  It's like playing war with my nephew.  I say ha I shot you with my laser gun.  He says oh yeah.  I block it with my anti laser shield.  Like where the fuck did you get an anti laser shield at.  That's how it is when reading about the Ukrainians

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4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Dude, if we all took a break when Sydney took us to task, he’d be talking to himself in here.  Keep posting.

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That is categorically untrue. 

It would be empty here and I'd be scrolling Texags ruminating on the doom of the human race.

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Okay, practical question.  If the Russia troops just withdraw to the other side of the border to regroup, reform, and launch a counter-attack.....does Ukraine go ahead and physically cross the border (with land forces) to take them out/keep pushing them back?  There are both tactical and strategic implications to that decision, I'm curious as to what the thinking is on that point.

I'm just a guy interested in this stuff who happens to follow some good Twitter feeds, but my understanding is that the Ukrainians aren't interested in putting boots on any Russian territory. 

They will, however, blow up anything Russia is using to attack Ukraine as they have in Belogrod. So blowing up rail lines in Russia and keeping the Russians at bay with artillery is certainly on the table from what I understand. 

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Okay, practical question.  If the Russia troops just withdraw to the other side of the border to regroup, reform, and launch a counter-attack.....does Ukraine go ahead and physically cross the border (with land forces) to take them out/keep pushing them back?  There are both tactical and strategic implications to that decision, I'm curious as to what the thinking is on that point.

I would guess it probably depends on how close it is to supply line factors, otherwise wouldn’t you want to keep pressing in the direction of ejecting more Russians from your country until you can threaten the supply lines of bigger areas 

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Just now, FartingMonk said:

I'm not saying they are stupid rubes.  They have been shown to be pretty damn capable.  Sometimes a little too capable like they have some sort of cheat code.  I'm all for it.  Kill all them fucking Russians.  I'm just saying it's a little too convenient.  Like oh, here's a little tidbit you didn't know.  The Ukranians have been practicing small unit tactics and battalion size formations and integrate seamlessly for years.  Then it's haha.  Here's another fun fact Ukraine for some reason has technological advanced drones.  Then now oh ha, you silly Westerners Ukraine has been toying with this autonomous counter battery system since you were in diapers.  It's like playing war with my nephew.  I say ha I shot you with my laser gun.  He says oh yeah.  I block it with my anti laser shield.  Like where the fuck did you get an anti laser shield at.  That's how it is when reading about the Ukrainians

They've been practicing small unit tactics and formations because that fits their resources and it was demonstrated the older ways didn't work against Russia last time in Crimea...so yeah.

They bought their "advanced" drones from Turkey. And now they have ones we've given them. It's not so much their shit is advanced as much as Russia's shit is already 20 years old and hasn't been replaced because Oligarch's steal defense funds. 

They battery system was explained. You know, people other than the US can make technology advances, especially when they have less resources and have to be creative. 

Nevermind, sorry everyone. I'll stop, back to the thread.

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18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That is categorically untrue. 

It would be empty here and I'd be scrolling Texags Shaggybevo.com/Shaggytexas.com ruminating on all the scat left behind the doom of the human race.

 

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I'm not in the military nor do I have any military training whatsoever, but I think they should drive all the way to Moscow and take the city by storm.
 

This is a nice idea, but it’s a move that has presented problems in execution in the past.
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1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:


This is a nice idea, but it’s a move that has presented problems in execution in the past.

Sure, but those guys didn't have a fleet of Ukrainian tractors on their side.  Ballgame.

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9 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 

 

 

Re: Belarusian tanks

Seems like an obvious bluff to try to keep Ukrainians from further concentrating their forces in the East/South, right? They couldn’t be stupid enough to launch an attack, right?

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someone needs to call Hungary to then call Belarus and tell them... you cross the fucking border and all the missiles we have in West Ukraine, including all the shit from the West will absolutely blast every fucking Belarus bridge, railroad, and regular road within 40Kms of the border.

"we just pantsed your big brother and are about to humiliate him by showing the local girls hes got a 1 inch penis... we can and will do the same to you"

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Seriously? I mean, you've had some really stupid takes before, but this level of ignorance and stupidity takes the cake, even from you.

At this point I'm going to need to see proof that you're not a paid Russian propagandist to believe otherwise. Because nobody is this stupid on purpose.

Well.

Almost nobody.

But still. I'm choosing that you're not actually this stupid and are really a Russian agent, because I just refuse to accept this level of idiocy in someone who's otherwise able to type compete sentences on a computer.

Maybe he's a Delta

 

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6 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Re: Belarusian tanks

Seems like an obvious bluff to try to keep Ukrainians from further concentrating their forces in the East/South, right? They couldn’t be stupid enough to launch an attack, right?

My thoughts exactly.

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16 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Re: Belarusian tanks

Seems like an obvious bluff to try to keep Ukrainians from further concentrating their forces in the East/South, right? They couldn’t be stupid enough to launch an attack, right?

That's the current assessment. They're massing to try and pull troops away from the East, or they're going to see what they can do to disrupt the supplies coming in from the West.

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23 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Re: Belarusian tanks

Seems like an obvious bluff to try to keep Ukrainians from further concentrating their forces in the East/South, right? They couldn’t be stupid enough to launch an attack, right?

At the same time....what's Russian for "hold my beer"?  

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1 hour ago, Mach 1 said:

Haha, actually he had every reason so to be a dick.  I'm 0 for 2 in this thread, I needed a little nudge to exit stage left before I strike out.

Post pics of hot Ukrainian chicks (making sandwiches preferably) and all is forgotten.

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

They've been practicing small unit tactics and formations because that fits their resources and it was demonstrated the older ways didn't work against Russia last time in Crimea...so yeah.

They bought their "advanced" drones from Turkey. And now they have ones we've given them. It's not so much their shit is advanced as much as Russia's shit is already 20 years old and hasn't been replaced because Oligarch's steal defense funds. 

They battery system was explained. You know, people other than the US can make technology advances, especially when they have less resources and have to be creative. 

Nevermind, sorry everyone. I'll stop, back to the thread.

Fewer.

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59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Okay, practical question.  If the Russia troops just withdraw to the other side of the border to regroup, reform, and launch a counter-attack.....does Ukraine go ahead and physically cross the border (with land forces) to take them out/keep pushing them back?  There are both tactical and strategic implications to that decision, I'm curious as to what the thinking is on that point.

Not my area of expertise, but ...

With the new artillery Ukraine has received, UA can easily hit a target 25 miles away, which puts Belgorod, a major Russian rail & supply junction, within reach of the Ukraine border.

I'd stay out of Russia, and just lob in 155mm rrtillery as needed, and redeploy other available assets to the south and east. 

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57 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

someone needs to call Hungary to then call Belarus and tell them... you cross the fucking border and all the missiles we have in West Ukraine, including all the shit from the West will absolutely blast every fucking Belarus bridge, railroad, and regular road within 40Kms of the border.

"we just pantsed your big brother and are about to humiliate him by showing the local girls hes got a 1 inch penis... we can and will do the same to you"

Poland has been just itching to get some.  And if Belarus invades, I think we give Poland the green light to go re-establish its 1939 eastern border.

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As for the question of whether Ukraine should enter Russia or fire into Russian territory.....   I really hope they don't go full scale.   Small(ish) attacks like what happened to Belgorod are probably needed but launching an all out offensive could bring some bad ju-ju.

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