Donald Trump 2019

[elfenix 34000]

 

7 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Is that supposed to be high class? The furniture, carpet, and bar look like cheap and old pieces of shit. 

probably picked it up when they redid willow fork in katy.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23245]

Merkel’s face sitting across from purse designer instead of actual career diplomatic envoy. 

This is how we know we’re a banana republic. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23245]

 

[4th&Five 41055]

The President has bigger things to worry about. Like the 12th hole and whether to get a third omelette and if he packed his bronzer. Chill the fuck out, Shanahan!

[retread 2951]

 

[achooloco 961]

5 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Well evidently you’re a graduate of Devine HS, so I’m gonna call that a push vs GED. 

Don’t be such a simpleton. This guy’s work is devoted to the border and cartels and is respected by people who are not all right wing.

If you don’t wanna listen because you’ve made up your mind or whatever that’s fine, but he has credibility with reporters/columnists that people here support. 

Fake news. No credibility

[ChiTownDoc 20839]

32 minutes ago, retread said:

 

As much as I hate Trump, I'll be even more excited to see this fucking piece of trash exit the stage.  What a buffoon.  Suck some dick and loosen up, Nancy.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23245]

How the fuck did Trump end up with this piece of human cardboard as Vice President?

 

Oh yeah, Paul Manafort.

[NWBuck 8511]

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How the fuck did Trump end up with this piece of human cardboard as Vice President? 

Had to get someone from Indiana to help him carry the evangelicals in the Midwest. 

Indiana. Where gravy is both a condiment and a blood type. 

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

12 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Had to get someone from Indiana to help him carry the evangelicals in the Midwest. 

Indiana. Where gravy is both a condiment and a blood type. 

If they had it to do over they would join the Confederacy. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13336]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Merkel’s face sitting across from purse designer instead of actual career diplomatic envoy. 

This is how we know we’re a banana republic. 

 

[4th&Five 41055]

 

 

[HenryJames 64907]

BUILDING THE OMELETTE!

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

BUILDING THE OMELETTE!

Now that's a project I can get behind. 

[Bama Chick 28595]

As much as I hate Trump, I'll be even more excited to see this fucking piece of trash exit the stage.  What a buffoon.  Suck some dick and loosen up, Nancy.  

We need to come up with a new name to sexistly insult men besides Nancy.

Speaker Pelosi has forever enshrined the Nancy as a tough badass bitch name.

Pence wouldn’t be lucky enough to carry off that tough a name.

I think Mikey is plenty pussy enough.

[Js1 82369]

 

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53 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How the fuck did Trump end up with this piece of human cardboard as Vice President?

 

Oh yeah, Paul Manafort.

Evangelicals 

[Upgrayedd 5743]

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

BUILDING THE OMELETTE!

Probably smothered in ketchup 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23245]

This is great.

 

[ChiTownDoc 20839]

30 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

We need to come up with a new name to sexistly insult men besides Nancy.

Speaker Pelosi has forever enshrined the Nancy as a tough badass bitch name.

Pence wouldn’t be lucky enough to carry off that tough a name.

I think Mikey is plenty pussy enough.

 

Damn it.  Good point.  

[jimmyjazz 45055]

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Caddyshack III: National Emergency

God dammit.

[HenryJames 64907]

38 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23245]

37 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Heather wouldn’t have made it through Senate confirmation.  

Ivanka and Jared are out for the same reason.

Maybe Tiffany can do it.

[bolverk 28887]

58 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

Mein Gott in Himmel! Das war fantastisch.

[bolverk 28887]

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Old, white, and scared. Every last one of them.

Pathetic.

Granbury is where old, white North Texans go to die.

[Chooky 13277]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Where are those Obamacare death panels I was promised?
 

"Beeld thayat wull.  Beeld thayat wull."

[jimmyjazz 45055]

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

And we’re supposed to believe THAT is 243 pounds???

OKAY

I did a little research.  It didn't take long.

[Red Five 40109]

Yeah either the height is off or the weight is off. 243 is somewhat believable at 6'1". 

[jimmyjazz 45055]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yeah either the height is off or the weight is off.

imgur

[4th&Five 41055]

They’re both bullshit. I’d guess 6’1” and 265. 

[Atx71 146]

I am 6'2 3/4", 235 and he has me by 20 lbs.easy.

[Zepol87 9015]

No fucking way. I am 6'4" and a 250. Fat as shit but don't look like that

[Nivek 16643]

Merkel’s face sitting across from purse designer instead of actual career diplomatic envoy. 
This is how we know we’re a banana republic. 

Her designing a purse would be an accomplishment. She isn’t that accomplished even.

[Brandywine 1288]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is great.

 

He put a bunch of pauses in his speech expecting claps. Didn’t happen. Weird. 

[Nivek 16643]

We need to come up with a new name to sexistly insult men besides Nancy.

Speaker Pelosi has forever enshrined the Nancy as a tough badass bitch name.

Pence wouldn’t be lucky enough to carry off that tough a name.

I think Mikey is plenty pussy enough.

Mikey was a kid who wasn’t afraid to try anything. His gay rabbit is tougher than he is.

[Brandywine 1288]

36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I did a little research.  It didn't take long.

Plus he could do better with the clothes he’s wearing. It makes him look even fatter.

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9 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Plus he could do better with the clothes he’s wearing. It makes him look even fatter.

It's difficult to find a tailor that specializes in orca tarps outside of San Diego. 

[TDunk 590]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

We need to come up with a new name to sexistly insult men besides Nancy.

Speaker Pelosi has forever enshrined the Nancy as a tough badass bitch name.

Pence wouldn’t be lucky enough to carry off that tough a name.

I think Mikey is plenty pussy enough.

 

I doubt Mikey eats pussy, but then again

[Jack Straw 2953]

Let’s be real.  He’s about six feet and probably around 280.  He’s super fucking fat.  

[Nolacycling 893]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Well she can still be POTUS, apparently.

 

[Bateshorn 9476]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Even the lowest level staffers in DC have the “above or below board” convo when discussing housecleaners/nannies early on  in relationships. This requires epic levels of incompetence.

[HenryJames 64907]

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is great.

 

[austingirl 2169]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Mikey was a kid who wasn’t afraid to try anything. His gay rabbit is tougher than he is.

I will give Mikey that Marlon Bundo is, as John Oliver put it, an objectively good name for a rabbit.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13336]

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is great.

 

You can really hear his charisma sucking the air out of the room.

[4th&Five 41055]

 

[Pancho 41825]

 

[Brisketexan 103148]

He put a bunch of pauses in his speech expecting claps. Didn’t happen. Weird. 

Well, when your ideas are those of moronic simpletons, they tend to not play well in a room full of folks with greater than 8th grade educations, so...yeah.

[HenryJames 64907]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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[Brisketexan 103148]

 

I was told by all of the GOP fanboys that the deficit matters. Indeed, it’s the greatest threat we face. It’s THE important issue of our time.
Are you telling me that they were full of shit, and such issues are all a facade, to cover for what’s really important to them: blaming all of our problems on short Guatemalans? Damn. They suckered me again!

[tchookem 3892]

This is great.
 

They've alienated us from the democratic world.