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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It's not xenophobic, it's racist.

3 of the 4 targets were born in the United States of America. They are not foreign. They are more American than the man's wife. The man's white wife, of course.

I know that, and you know that, but my point is either way you want to slice it, it's bigotry and personally I don't think the President of the US should be a bigot.

30 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 Narrator:  he has no heart.

It is anti-Semitic to criticize Jewish soldier for raping non-jewish women...  Why do you hate America?

6 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

What makes anyone think Republicans are not going to keep stooping lower and lower beyond the point of complete unlawfulness, while shrugging it off like they do with everything else; that they are going to engage in any legitimate process that would allow them to lose power? 

The AG is his personal attack dog. The Sen Maj Leader assures that very little legislation is considered. Many cabinet positions are now acting and not Senate confirmed. It's only going to get worse.

59 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Time to put the Statue of Liberty in moth balls until some new spots open up

Send her back to the country from which she came. 

While we try to copy their military parades. 

Kudos to that reporter for the Elaine Chao question.

And for the guy who’s been saying “Get Trump supporters to realize that Trump’s racist policies will hurt a loved one and they’ll come around” - there’s your answer on why that’s a pie in the sky idea.

McConnell couldn’t even acknowledge the truth when slapped in the face with the reality of how Trump likely views his wife.

They’re truly deplorable and unredeemable.

Shoot them all into the sun.

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Send her back to the country from which she came. 

While we try to copy their military parades. 

Do the French have military parades?

LMAO at The Turtle trying to cast a wide net, saying that everyone needs to cool down, and every example he gives is from the left side of the aisle while he completely ignores Trump's tweets and comments of the past few days.

We live in interesting times.

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do the French have military parades?

No, the Germans hogged all the shade.

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do the French have military parades?

Asked only two days after Bastille Day, Trump's stated reason for why he wants to hold big military parades in the U.S.  

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO at The Turtle trying to cast a wide net, saying that everyone needs to cool down, and every example he gives is from the left side of the aisle while he completely ignores Trump's tweets and comments of the past few days.

We live in interesting times.

Two words: Steve King. 

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do the French have military parades?

 

3 hours ago, NowThis said:

they help your people immensely though. 

i happened to be driving through some small Arkansas town a few days before Election Day 2016. In this small town, the damn early voting line stretched around the building, probably 400-500 people. Wow, i knew then Trump was going to win. 

Oh shit is this orca of peace?! Lol. Explains a lot. Also what are js1’s people that evangelicals help so much?

This slow drumbeat keeps going.  I think the strategy is deliberate because every couple of days we see a new rep coming out for impeachment. 

 

Accusing a racist's racist actions of being racist is racist. Duh.

Remember when a bunch of racist white southerns tried to leave America?  Good times. 

23 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

If I ever had to go to war, I would want to be the guy in charge of shooting those guys out of the sky. Put my dove hunting skills to a patriotic use. 

Macron looks mighty pleased the French army has the Hobgoblin on their side now. 

18 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Oh shit is this orca of peace?! Lol. Explains a lot. Also what are js1’s people that evangelicals help so much?

Maybe he's a big fan of gay conversion therapy. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Maybe he's a big fan of gay conversion therapy. 

more like orca of pence amirite

Just now, Captainant said:

more like orca of pence amirite

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25 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

If I ever had to go to war, I would want to be the guy in charge of shooting those guys out of the sky. Put my dove hunting skills to a patriotic use. 

Pull!

3 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

He sounds very low energy too

He’s worried about the Epstein scandal. It has him very triggered, thus the racist tweet storm, and very worried, thus low energy trump.

It all started at his most recent hate rally the day Epstein got arrested when some guy showed up with a cardboard cut out of trump and Epstein together in a photo.

He kicked him out like he always does with people who he disagrees with but the usual energy wasn’t there, replaced by concern no doubt. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Kudos to that reporter for the Elaine Chao question.

And for the guy who’s been saying “Get Trump supporters to realize that Trump’s racist policies will hurt a loved one and they’ll come around” - there’s your answer on why that’s a pie in the sky idea.

McConnell couldn’t even acknowledge the truth when slapped in the face with the reality of how Trump likely views his wife.

They’re truly deplorable and unredeemable.

Shoot them all into the sun.

If even Mitch McConnell is unwilling to put principle over politics, then surely no one is!

 

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Trump is the son of a foreigner and 2 of his 3 wives are foreigners.  He has less of a connection to the US than the Congresswomen that he's attacking.

This is actually quite funny.  It really can't be put into words how useless the Democrats are.  They can't even pass a stupid, meaningless resolution without falling into an open manhole.  

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump is the son of a foreigner and 2 of his 3 wives are foreigners.  He has less of a connection to the US than the Congresswomen that he's attacking.

Um, he's actually the son of a klansman.

And in case anyone was wondering, the current floor shenanigans show exactly how the House Rs will behave in an impeachment inquiry. So it will take twice as long as it normally would.

Edited by retread

SIAP but I read an interesting fact about Trump's grandfather who immigrated to the US in 1885 at 16.  Later he moved back to Germany but Germany declared that he had previously left for the US to avoid military service.  Due to being labeled a "draft dodger" by the German govt, he was expelled from Germany and had to return to the US.  Hmmm.  Draft dodger. 

SIAP but I read an interesting fact about Trump's grandfather who immigrated to the US in 1885 at 16.  Later he moved back to Germany but Germany declared that he had previously left for the US to avoid military service.  Due to being labeled a "draft dodger" by the German govt, he was expelled from Germany and had to return to the US.  Hmmm.  Draft dodger. 

It really couldn’t be funnier. I mean, except it’s not funny.

Trump literally comes from a direct lineage of a deported draft dodger who were told - by gov’t order - to GTFO his home country.
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Remember when a bunch of racist white southerns tried to leave America?  Good times. 

And you’re glad that a lot of blood was shed to make sure that a lot of racists remained Americans?

So, cowardice is in his DNA.  Somehow, I'm not stunned. 

Cowardly, fat and stupid is no way to go through life.  Unless, your Trump, then you get rewarded for it.  SMDH

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And you’re glad that a lot of blood was shed to make sure that a lot of racists remained Americans?

Nah, I’m glad we prevented the racists from taking half the country with them. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Ever wonder what the USA and csa would look like now had they been allowed to secede?

Well, the USA would have been a non-entity in WWII, as Hitler's ally the CSA woulda kept us tied up nicely right here in North America.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Ever wonder what the USA and csa would look like now had they been allowed to secede?

Non-zero chance it would be Nazi Germany 

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Trump is like the Wal-Mart discount version of Hitler. like he's Great Value Adolf. We got full fledged racism coming out of him, concentration camps, all kinds of shenanigans.

If he could actually keep a staff together we'd be in trouble. As it is, it seems everyone who works for him gets fired, resigns, or is investigated. We might not be able to get him out, but we can keep him from doing too much damage until we can ditch him.

Great Value Adolph would be an amazing name for my Cybergoth side project

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ever wonder what the USA and csa would look like now had they been allowed to secede?

i did this last march:

 

If you ever want a good shot of patriotism, go to the WWII memorial in DC where they have it broken up into states.  It is really hard to stomach the 'f texas' 'f california' intranational bitching we have now in that light.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ever wonder what the USA and csa would look like now had they been allowed to secede?

The CSA would be Giliad and the USA would be Canada. (This will not make sense if you don't subscribe to Hulu) 

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

stupid question: why would he be allowed to in the first place?

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