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23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Doing well and talking!!!!!!

 

How weird is it that strange, random comments from the President have become the norm? 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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I hate it when people are both nasty AND wrong. Such a bad combination. You go pres! 

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13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

How weird is it that strange, random comments from the President have become the norm? 

People should try doing a Trump Challenge for one month. Live your professional life by asking What Would Trump Do?

Send out company wide emails with random comments. Also randomly attack people over emails for the whole company to see.

Falsely claim that you achieved business goals and then insult anyone who challenges the truth. Follow up with flowery praise of your fake accomplishments.

Claim to be the world's greatest on any subject that comes up.

Be sure to also commit fraud, break contracts, show up to work a couple of days a week and never before 3 PM.

Live like Trump.

 

 

24 minutes ago, F250 said:

People should try doing a Trump Challenge for one month. Live your professional life by asking What Would Trump Do?

Send out company wide emails with random comments. Also randomly attack people over emails for the whole company to see.

Falsely claim that you achieved business goals and then insult anyone who challenges the truth. Follow up with flowery praise of your fake accomplishments.

Claim to be the world's greatest on any subject that comes up.

Be sure to also commit fraud, break contracts, show up to work a couple of days a week and never before 3 PM.

Live like Trump.

 

 

Awesome. This should go viral. Surly, make it happen.

59 minutes ago, F250 said:

People should try doing a Trump Challenge for one month. Live your professional life by asking What Would Trump Do?

Send out company wide emails with random comments. Also randomly attack people over emails for the whole company to see.

Falsely claim that you achieved business goals and then insult anyone who challenges the truth. Follow up with flowery praise of your fake accomplishments.

Claim to be the world's greatest on any subject that comes up.

Be sure to also commit fraud, break contracts, show up to work a couple of days a week and never before 3 PM.

Live like Trump.

 

 

Thank you for putting the 'professional' qualifier in there, because I am not bringing that live like Trump ish into my home life!

Did I see that correctly on the tweet about the Fox News anchor? 25K liked it? Good grief.

 

I swear to God this fucker makes less sense than 90% of the dementia unit at a nursing home.  JFC

22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Ratings. It's all he measures everything by.

TV ratings. Polls. Attendance. It's all ratings. The narcissist's measure of love and worth.

I do hope enough shame piles up on him that he actually feels it one day. The amount would have to be colossal.

Such a sad existence. I’d feel bad for him if not for the whole immoral, racist, shit flinging asshole thing of his. 

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He has to constantly monitor the feedback and commentary, so he knows whether he should spend the day scoreboarding and taunting his enemies, or finding scapegoats to blame. 

More worrisome than his tweets, are just who exactly is running things at the tippy top? Everytime I turn around, there is another vacancy. Did they ever replace the head of FEMA as  we are now entering hurricane season. The revolving door of who is in charge makes it hard to keep tabs on what is going on and while it is probably by design, I am incredulous that the public seems to think this in some way is winning.

2 hours ago, F250 said:
People should try doing a Trump Challenge for one month. Live your professional life by asking What Would Trump Do?
Send out company wide emails with random comments. Also randomly attack people over emails for the whole company to see.
Falsely claim that you achieved business goals and then insult anyone who challenges the truth. Follow up with flowery praise of your fake accomplishments.
Claim to be the world's greatest on any subject that comes up.
Be sure to also commit fraud, break contracts, show up to work a couple of days a week and never before 3 PM.
Live like Trump.
 
 


Sounds a lot like my old law firm. Right,  @Ghost of LL?

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Trying to make fetch happen. 

 

The comments have been rather funny, but when Ryan Fournier retweeted/replied and this fellow replied:

 

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Has this jagoff ever called a white person nasty?  

Didn't think so.

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22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

The QAnon mouth breathers are all busy tonight deciphering what is the meaning of a capital Z.

 

 

 

 

12 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Has this jagoff ever called a white person nasty?  

If he did they worked at NYT or MSNBC.

9 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Has this jagoff ever called a white person nasty?  

Didn't think so.

Technically he made a campaign meme out of Hillary using the term "nasty". But she's a woman, and you know that just means slightly higher than a brown person but still way below him. 

This stupid son of a bitch continually creates new distractions for the country to follow. It is calculated. I really hope that we can convince whatever undecideds that are left that what he is doing is a different diversionsry technique to get us to not pay attention to all the horrifically evil shit he has done that normally would land him in prison. 

This is simple. Vote him out of office and allow the state of New York (All you assholes who hate the northern states I am imploring you to let them do their job) to send him to prison. New York wants to lock him up. Help make it reality. 

It’s not calculated. He’s just that shitty.

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Vote him out of office and allow the state of New York (All you assholes who hate the northern states I am imploring you to let them do their job) to send him to prison. New York wants to lock him up. Help make it reality. 

He'd pull an Epstein the first night.

It’s not calculated. He’s just that shitty.

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He'd pull an Epstein the first night.

He doesn’t have the self awareness required.
6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump people respect conviction and strength above everything else. 

You are a good guy as far as I can tell, but holy hell not one of them RESPECTS CONVICTION AND STRENGTH. They respect bullying and shit-talking.  There is a gigantic difference. 

We should buy Canada, too.   And maybe Sweden. 

24 minutes ago, RPM said:

He'd pull an Epstein the first night.

Great. Where do I sign up to piss on his eternal resting spot in hell?

Buying Greenland will soon be a Republican litmus test.

6 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

We should buy Canada, too.   And maybe Sweden. 

We can borrow the money from China

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Buying Greenland will soon be a Republican litmus test.

"The fake news said we couldn't buy Greenland. I called the Prime Minister of Greenland, John Greenlander, bought it yesterday and did it at just half of the asking price!" 

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He should probably hold off on purchasing another island until he can prove he can manage the smaller island that is Puerto Rico.

 

 

Just now, DixonHur said:

We can borrow the money from China

Shoot high. We are buying Pluto. Fuck spending money on earthly locales. The fucking Plutoites drive a hard bargain, but we own 60 percent of them now!

1 minute ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He should probably hold off on purchasing another island until he can prove he can manage the smaller Puerto Rico.

What the fuck you talking about?  

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3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

We can borrow the money from China

Hey, as long as we're buying counties that aren't for sale, let's just buy China!  Then we can make them do whatever we want. 

4 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He should probably hold off on purchasing another island until he can prove he can manage the smaller island that is Puerto Rico.

 

 

This is brilliant and should probably be repeated by everyone everywhere.

7 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

"The fake news said we couldn't buy Greenland. I called the Prime Minister of Greenland, John Greenlander, bought it yesterday and did it at just half of the asking price!" 

 

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18 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He should probably hold off on purchasing another island until he can prove he can manage the smaller island that is Puerto Rico.

Greenland is full of whites, no issues there 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Greenland is full of whites whales, no issues there 

Trump is simpatico.

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

Has this jagoff ever called a white person nasty?  

Didn't think so.

He called Meghan Markle nasty, then lied about it, and then backtracked again.

‘Sir, what does that have to do with guns?’

Elections should be on Sunday and mandatory 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Elections should be on Sunday and mandatory 

If I can file my taxes securely online, I should be able to vote online. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

If I can file my taxes securely online, I should be able to vote online. 

sounds like something a russian or north korean hacker would say !

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

sounds like something a russian or north korean hacker would say !

sounds like something a Luddite would say. 

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