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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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15 hours ago, Lobo said:

What exactly are Highest Condolences?  I've heard of Deepest Condolences.  An advanced-degree holding Speech Therapist I know is frequently telling me that he is starting to exhibit symptoms of either a TIA, or the early signs of dementia.  

Deepest condolences are at the bottom. Highest condolences are at the top. The best condolences. All other condolences are losers. Sad!

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

So he’s finally admitting that’s not what he did last time?

 

El Dorado is just over that next hill, stranger.

But if you’re going that direction, why don’t I sell you a bridge there first?
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I'm old enough to remember when Trump promised a 10% middle class tax cut right before the 2018 elections. 

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13 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The G7 is not letting Russia back in under any circumstances

 

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Trump thinks he has good lawyers.
He does not. Apple does.

It's so nice watching Abe and Trudeau arrive at the G7 and act like adults. Just waiting for the Curb music to start when DOTUS arrives.

ETA: lol visible wince on Macron's face as Trump pulls up.

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The masochist in me wants to see him pull this off.  Apple?  Out.  Everyone working with Foxconn and Delta and God knows how many millions of small Chinese factories?  Out.  No ties with China. 

Do it, you fat feckless fuck!.  Our economy will be in the shitter within a week.  (By "shitter" I mean "worse than the Great Depression, not some minor 30% stock market swoon".)

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Health Care, middle class tax cuts ? 

Don the Con had GOP control of House and Senate two full years and has shit to show for it.  He's a lying sack.  fuck him.  

49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

And double recess, and NO MORE HOMEWORK!!!  WOOHOO!!

You mean we get the trickle down from the $1T tax cut for the rich plus our own tax cut?!!!111

White women are terrifying.

(And I’m a white woman)


White women are terrifying.

(And I’m a white woman)




Nobody said “they don’t exist.” They are, however, a minority of women. But oh yes, there’s a large group of super-shitty white women in this country. The kind who will call the cops on a “suspicious person” (black man at a park with his kids, etc).

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36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The masochist in me wants to see him pull this off.  Apple?  Out.  Everyone working with Foxconn and Delta and God knows how many millions of small Chinese factories?  Out.  No ties with China. 

Do it, you fat feckless fuck!.  Our economy will be in the shitter within a week.  (By "shitter" I mean "worse than the Great Depression, not some minor 30% stock market swoon".)

Yeah, let's see a lot of empty shelves at Walmart. 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The masochist in me wants to see him pull this off.  Apple?  Out.  Everyone working with Foxconn and Delta and God knows how many millions of small Chinese factories?  Out.  No ties with China. 

Do it, you fat feckless fuck!.  Our economy will be in the shitter within a week.  (By "shitter" I mean "worse than the Great Depression, not some minor 30% stock market swoon".)

Halliburton Project Management and Trinidad partner to manufacture rig platforms in China along with other products.  The residual impact of just that single partnership is a perpetual stream of revenue from shipping to marketing all the way down to basic services. Now imagine 500 more of those.  The amount of companies that rely upon Chinese products and Chinese manufacturing is basically infinite.  I actually value U.S. made products when I have the option.  Great.  Whatever.  Fat Donny is selling an infantile notion to infants with the fantasy that we can just manufacture everything domestically and sell outward and retail to each other.  The country that makes the Iphone has residents that can't afford the Iphone.  How would our plants compete for contracts?  Smaller wages.  Donny Mid Section wants to pretend that global trade can just be thwarted by refusing to acknowledge its existence, like he did when construction companies sent him an invoice.  His supporters will humor him in that fantasy and his staff is probably too frightened to inform him of his ignorance.  Rock on, Don!  This is why you sucked at business and development.  

There are people all over this site, even in just this one forum, who could go further in depth beyond my half-assed knowledge.  I keep waiting to see how far is too far.  How long can titans of commerce and real business professionals continue to entertain this screeching, idiot child with his lollipop and sailor suit?  Forget about congress, Washington and political parties.  How long can other smart people continue to pretend this isn't stupid?  China needs someone to stand up to them and those negotiations happen quietly.  Trump's simplistic vision of business negotiations is one guy being carried off the field like Rudy while the other drops to their knees in shame.  That's the fantasy land that he has used all his life to promote his celebrity status.  Dumbasses are the only people who believe it.  Aren't there people around who can tell him that going nuclear, zero sum on your first move and then backing down from that position immediately hasn't worked the first four times he's done it and will continue to not work?    

Remember Donny Abdomen's business coalition of CFO's from America's top 25 companies or whatever it was?  That lasted like three months.  The first meeting they had he humiliated them, not only by association, but he had each of them individually praise him in single file.  When they didn't say what he wanted them to say he told them, live on television, what to say and sat back and waited for them to say it.  They scattered like a hand grenade was dropped in the campfire because being that closely associated with United States President was too embarrassing and too risky.  And they were too busy to humor a needy, emotional void like Trump as if the trust fund king of bankruptcy had even a slight understanding of what they manage.

tl;dr Where are the smart people?     

38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

White women are terrifying.

(And I’m a white woman)

 

It's like a casting call for the klan wife in blackkklansman 

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27 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

Remember Donny Abdomen's business coalition of CFO's from America's top 25 companies or whatever it was?  That lasted like three months.  The first meeting they had he humiliated them, not only by association, but he had each of them individually praise him in single file.  When they didn't say what he wanted them to say he told them, live on television, what to say and sat back and waited for them to say it.  They scattered like a hand grenade was dropped in the campfire because being that closely associated with United States President was too embarrassing and too risky.  And they were too busy to humor a needy, emotional void like Trump as if the trust fund king of bankruptcy had even a slight understanding of what they manage.

tl;dr Where are the smart people?     

Ahh yes, the President's Manufacturing Council. Our CEO was a member. He resigned from the council shortly after dotard's infamous "both sides" comments post Charlottesville. Trump disbanded the council a few days later rather than suffer the humiliation & rejection as execs left en masse. Ol' Donny isn't familiar with what real leadership looks like.

I’d also love to know what the black woman is texting and what the two security guards/deputies of color think of this hootenanny.

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She’s checking her bank account to see if the check cleared so she can get the fuck out.

Glad to see they’re accepting of all women -

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Good to see Jeff Fisher land on his feet
Glad to see they’re accepting of all women -

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He obviously identifies as a woman
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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I’d also love to know what the black woman is texting and what the two security guards/deputies of color think of this hootenanny.

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It's good to see Edgar Winter made it out.

Anxiously awaiting the WSJ editorial board's enthusiastic support of gov mandated withdrawal from China.

They usually wait about a week from his batshit crazy ideas before they offer their support. I assume it takes some time to draft the editorial without stroking out.

I don't think he ran this past Ivanka. She just cut a bunch of personal deals with China last year. I'm sure Daddy will exempt those.

They’ve moved on from Podesta. 

 

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They’ve moved on from Podesta. 

 

Or in other words, either nobody said anything about or economy or everyone said we were headed for a recession. 

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They’ve moved on from Podesta. 

 

Narrator:  It wasn't. 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Wait...what?

 

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9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Wait...what?

 

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The masochist in me wants to see him pull this off.  Apple?  Out.  Everyone working with Foxconn and Delta and God knows how many millions of small Chinese factories?  Out.  No ties with China. 

Do it, you fat feckless fuck!.  Our economy will be in the shitter within a week.  (By "shitter" I mean "worse than the Great Depression, not some minor 30% stock market swoon".)

I am waiting for the part where Slorch comes around to yell free market in a crowded movie theater again. Someone shoot me a PM maybe when that happens again so I can make sure to digest that in real time. 

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Sigh. Look at Trudeau. I miss having a leader that’s not a lumbering chunk of diabetes, high cholesterol, and hatred fueled by adderall.



PS - that reporter wants a piece.

Doesn’t he know he has a finite amount of energy?!

Fuck yes to Macron saying the EU should tell Brazil to get fucked if they are gonna act like the US. 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Wait...what?

Up at 1 AM tweeting. Gonna need more Adderall for G7 meetings in the morning. Pfft none of this interests him anyway.

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August 25

9.30am: Working session

1pm: Working lunch - The fight against inequality

2pm: Presentation of the report by the G7 Gender Equality Advisory Council

3pm: Working session - The G7 partnership with Africa

7pm: Extended dinner with spouses

 

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He might make the 7pm breakfast.

He might go the 2 PM show to see if there's a powerpoint about P grabbing or the 3 PM on shithole countries.

I look forward to Diamond and Silk speaking at Trump’s funeral.  However, I have no doubt tickets will be expensive and hard to come by. 

12 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

He's a sad little man. 

 

It's almost like he's desperate to prove he's not a racist. 

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