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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Yeah, that's why I watch them. Like anybody else, I like a pretty good documentary now and then. 

 

 

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Posted
22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait...what?

I would presume that, upon having sex with an older nurse, every single 15 year old male would rate the experience a solid "eleventeen."

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Posted
5 hours ago, C-Man said:

So all those "step-this, step-that" pron vids on PornHub are actually documentary films?

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Posted
20 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

You're trying to tell me this woman makes poor choices? I'm shocked. 

I'm trying to say she's MS13 and needs to be deported to Cancun.

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Posted
16 hours ago, Goredho said:

More evidence uncovered...

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I don’t want to victim blame here.

The father knew he married crazy. 
This wasn’t even his first rodeo as this was wife #2.

Live by the sword. Die by the sword.

 

The father is the victim in this story right?

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Posted
4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


I don’t want to victim blame here.

The father knew he married crazy. 
This wasn’t even his first rodeo as this was wife #2.

Live by the sword. Die by the sword.

 

The father is the victim in this story right?

 

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I don’t want to victim blame here.
The father knew he married crazy. 
This wasn’t even his first rodeo as this was wife #2.
Live by the sword. Die by the sword.
 
The father is the victim in this story right?

I think she was trying to die by the sword.
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Posted
2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I think she was trying to die by the sword.

 

2 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Or at least the dagger. 


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Im sorry. The correct answer was ‘Rapier’.

 

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Posted

To some teenagers, a hole is a hole.

I was never that type of teenager. I was patiently waiting for a 10…

 

 

 


 

 

Then I lowered my standards and ehh… 7s are okay too. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, baboso said:

There is an automatic 2 point upgrade given for being willing to have sex.  

The handicap is fluid after 2 am.

Got to bed at 2 with a 10, then wake up at 10 with a 2.

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Posted

Isn’t there an “Ugly trolls raping our young boys thread?”

This is the “Sexy, benevolent teachers making sweet, guilt free love to our young (practically adult) men” thread.  

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Posted
On 5/5/2025 at 11:39 AM, Lhorn said:

Isn’t there an “Ugly trolls raping our young boys thread?”

This is the “Sexy, benevolent teachers making sweet, guilt free love to our young (practically adult) men” thread.  

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Posted
On 5/1/2025 at 12:21 PM, Goredho said:

More evidence uncovered...

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Hundred bucks says this is the before photo of the 3 day Carnival Cruise, to the Bahamas, that she was about to board.

Posted
5 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Hundred bucks says this is the before photo of the 3 day Carnival Cruise, to the Bahamas, that she was about to board.

Bet.  Now pay up.  This was the before photo of the 3 day Carnival Cruise, to the Bahamas, that was about to board her.

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My first thought was she was wearing the Scream mask so they did not have to see her face...the real version is worse.

Posted
4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

The last 2 fugly teachers killed my boner.

I’m not saying she’s a 10… but the last chick was rude as hell. And seemed decent enough / like fun when younger and crazy ….and less ‘eyes white shut’ meets Mary Kay Letourneau crazy.

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