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5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I can tell you that those of us in medicine can universally attest that people will shove just about anything in their ass.

Here's a list (along with penis and vaginal insertions)

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

 

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Do you realize that this is the 12th year we've run this series? Time really flies when you don't have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year's list of the weirdest stuff that entered America's orifices. If not, there's always next year.

All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and all the entries below involved some very poor decisions.

 

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Penis

AIRPOD

PEN CAP

PEN

COFFEE STIRRER

SCREW

PAPER CLIP

WAX STRAW

4 INCH METAL TUBE

"TOOK A PIECE OF PLASTIC COATED PAPER FROM A MILK CONTAINER, ROLLED IT TIGHTLY, WRAPPED IT WITH TAPE TO THE SIZE OF 'GREATER THAN A CRAYON' AND INSERTED IT AS FAR AS HE COULD INTO HIS PENIS SEVERAL HOURS AGO"

HANDLE OF PLASTIC SPOON

PLASTIC FORK

GLUE

ROLLED UP MAGAZINE PAGE

RING FROM POWERADE BOTTLE

DOMINO

PHONE CHARGING CABLE

THERMOMETER

 

Vagina

PLASTIC CUBE

PLASTIC TRICERATOPS

BOBBY PIN

SHOT GLASS

STATUE

TOY FIRE TRUCK

EGG

"PATIENT REPORTS PARTNER WAS WEARING AN ENHANCEMENT APPARATUS THAT BECAME STUCK FOLLOWING INTERCOURSE"

SPORK

BAR OF SOAP

DEODORANT

PERFUME BOTTLE

PENCIL

2 PENCILS

PENCIL, SIDEWAYS

"PLACED A DEVICE THAT HAS A VAGINAL SEX TOY AND AN ANAL PORTION WHICH ARE CONNECTED BY RUBBER CORD BOTH INTO HER VAGINA.THEY WERE UNABLE TO RETRIEVE. THEY DID HAVE SOME ALCOHOL THIS EVE"

CURLING IRON

DRY ERASE MARKER

SPOON

KNIFE

BAG OF SOIL

"WAS ROUGHHOUSING WITH HER HUSBAND WHO LIFTED HER UP AND ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED HER ON A HOT DOG COOKER. VAGINAL BLEEDING"

KEYS

CANDLE

CLIMBING PEG

FINGER PUPPET

MICROCHIP

 

Rectum

"PATIENT STATES THAT HIM AND HIS WIFE 'GOT CARRIED AWAY' AND A PORTION OF A PLASTIC SCREWDRIVER HANDLE IS IN HIS RECTUM"

XYLOPHONE MALLET

FOAM BALL

12-INCH RATCHET EXTENDER, "DOESN'T KNOW WHY"

CYLINDRICAL WOODEN BLOCK

COOKING SPRAY

"PATIENT STATES SHE BELIEVES SHE HAS A VIBRATOR IN EITHER HER RECTUM OR VAGINA"

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

LOTION BOTTLE

CAN OF DEODORANT

PLASTIC BOTTLE WITH THE BOTTOM CUT OFF

"ANKLE, ABDOMINAL, AND NECK PAIN AFTER JUMPING OFF OF A 2ND FLOOR BALCONY. FOREIGN BODY IN RECTUM"

BROOMSTICK

18-INCH DILDO

DILDO FROM 4 DAYS AGO

"SHOVED A BAG CONTAINING 20 HYDROXYZINE PILLS INTO HIS RECTUM FOR 'STREET CRED'"

3 AAA BATTERIES

2 AA BATTERIES

1 D BATTERY

"TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"

50 CENT PIECE

SCRUB BRUSH

"HAS A PLASTIC BABY BOTTLE UP HER RECTUM. PATIENT STATES SHE AND HER MALE PARTNER WERE 'GETTING KINKY'"

WIRE HANGER

ENEMA BOTTLE

2 PLASTIC BOTTLES AND A SHOT GLASS

TAIL OF TOY DINOSAUR

"PATIENT STATES HE TRIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND FELL BACKWARDS AND LANDED ON A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WHICH BECAME LODGED IN HIS ANUS"

"PATIENT STATES SLIPPED AND FELL IN THE BATHTUB LANDING ON A SHARK TOY"

BABY SHARK TOY

CIGARETTE LIGHTER

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

"TOOK CLONAZEPAM DOSE THREE TIMES INSTEAD OF ONCE AND HAS A BATTERY IN RECTUM AND HAS NAUSEA"

LIGHT BULB

LIGHT BULB, BROKEN

"TOOK VIBRATOR OUT OF ANUS, NOTICED BATTERY HAD FALLEN OUT"

BOTTLE OF GHB

BOARD GAME PIECE

METAL TOILET PAPER HOLDER

"MOTORIZED TIRE PUMP INSERTED IN HER RECTUM AND WAS INSUFFLATED FOR A DURATION OF APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES"

MARBLES

DARTS

PLASTIC LEMON

FAKE BANANA

JELL-O MOLD

"PATIENT REPORTS 'I JUST GOT MARRIED' PRESENTS WITH A SEX TOY STUCK INSIDE HIS RECTUM"

 

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9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Here's a list (along with penis and vaginal insertions)

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

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Penis

AIRPOD

PEN CAP

PEN

COFFEE STIRRER

SCREW

PAPER CLIP

WAX STRAW

4 INCH METAL TUBE

"TOOK A PIECE OF PLASTIC COATED PAPER FROM A MILK CONTAINER, ROLLED IT TIGHTLY, WRAPPED IT WITH TAPE TO THE SIZE OF 'GREATER THAN A CRAYON' AND INSERTED IT AS FAR AS HE COULD INTO HIS PENIS SEVERAL HOURS AGO"

HANDLE OF PLASTIC SPOON

PLASTIC FORK

GLUE

ROLLED UP MAGAZINE PAGE

RING FROM POWERADE BOTTLE

DOMINO

PHONE CHARGING CABLE

THERMOMETER

 

Vagina

PLASTIC CUBE

PLASTIC TRICERATOPS

BOBBY PIN

SHOT GLASS

STATUE

TOY FIRE TRUCK

EGG

"PATIENT REPORTS PARTNER WAS WEARING AN ENHANCEMENT APPARATUS THAT BECAME STUCK FOLLOWING INTERCOURSE"

SPORK

BAR OF SOAP

DEODORANT

PERFUME BOTTLE

PENCIL

2 PENCILS

PENCIL, SIDEWAYS

"PLACED A DEVICE THAT HAS A VAGINAL SEX TOY AND AN ANAL PORTION WHICH ARE CONNECTED BY RUBBER CORD BOTH INTO HER VAGINA.THEY WERE UNABLE TO RETRIEVE. THEY DID HAVE SOME ALCOHOL THIS EVE"

CURLING IRON

DRY ERASE MARKER

SPOON

KNIFE

BAG OF SOIL

"WAS ROUGHHOUSING WITH HER HUSBAND WHO LIFTED HER UP AND ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED HER ON A HOT DOG COOKER. VAGINAL BLEEDING"

KEYS

CANDLE

CLIMBING PEG

FINGER PUPPET

MICROCHIP

 

Rectum

"PATIENT STATES THAT HIM AND HIS WIFE 'GOT CARRIED AWAY' AND A PORTION OF A PLASTIC SCREWDRIVER HANDLE IS IN HIS RECTUM"

XYLOPHONE MALLET

FOAM BALL

12-INCH RATCHET EXTENDER, "DOESN'T KNOW WHY"

CYLINDRICAL WOODEN BLOCK

COOKING SPRAY

"PATIENT STATES SHE BELIEVES SHE HAS A VIBRATOR IN EITHER HER RECTUM OR VAGINA"

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

LOTION BOTTLE

CAN OF DEODORANT

PLASTIC BOTTLE WITH THE BOTTOM CUT OFF

"ANKLE, ABDOMINAL, AND NECK PAIN AFTER JUMPING OFF OF A 2ND FLOOR BALCONY. FOREIGN BODY IN RECTUM"

BROOMSTICK

18-INCH DILDO

DILDO FROM 4 DAYS AGO

"SHOVED A BAG CONTAINING 20 HYDROXYZINE PILLS INTO HIS RECTUM FOR 'STREET CRED'"

3 AAA BATTERIES

2 AA BATTERIES

1 D BATTERY

"TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"

50 CENT PIECE

SCRUB BRUSH

"HAS A PLASTIC BABY BOTTLE UP HER RECTUM. PATIENT STATES SHE AND HER MALE PARTNER WERE 'GETTING KINKY'"

WIRE HANGER

ENEMA BOTTLE

2 PLASTIC BOTTLES AND A SHOT GLASS

TAIL OF TOY DINOSAUR

"PATIENT STATES HE TRIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND FELL BACKWARDS AND LANDED ON A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WHICH BECAME LODGED IN HIS ANUS"

"PATIENT STATES SLIPPED AND FELL IN THE BATHTUB LANDING ON A SHARK TOY"

BABY SHARK TOY

CIGARETTE LIGHTER

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

"TOOK CLONAZEPAM DOSE THREE TIMES INSTEAD OF ONCE AND HAS A BATTERY IN RECTUM AND HAS NAUSEA"

LIGHT BULB

LIGHT BULB, BROKEN

"TOOK VIBRATOR OUT OF ANUS, NOTICED BATTERY HAD FALLEN OUT"

BOTTLE OF GHB

BOARD GAME PIECE

METAL TOILET PAPER HOLDER

"MOTORIZED TIRE PUMP INSERTED IN HER RECTUM AND WAS INSUFFLATED FOR A DURATION OF APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES"

MARBLES

DARTS

PLASTIC LEMON

FAKE BANANA

JELL-O MOLD

"PATIENT REPORTS 'I JUST GOT MARRIED' PRESENTS WITH A SEX TOY STUCK INSIDE HIS RECTUM"

 

It's not the exact video I wanted but we'll have to make do:

 

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15 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I can tell you that those of us in medicine can universally attest that people will shove just about anything in their ass.

I knew a guy that worked in an ER part-time during college. Said a guy came in with a beer bottle up his ass, big end first.  When they asked him how it got there he said he "fell" on it in the shower. Then not telling his wife he drove himself to the ER. When they went to remove it, it broke inside his anus. So kids do not shove glass objects inside your orifices.

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2 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

I knew a guy that worked in an ER part-time during college. Said a guy came in with a beer bottle up his ass, big end first.  When they asked him how it got there he said he "fell" on it in the shower. Then not telling his wife he drove himself to the ER. When they went to remove it, it broke inside his anus. So kids do not shove glass objects inside your orifices.

 

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Remember when the Clintons were free basing adrenochrome from blood children with Jay Z and Beyoncé? Weird that the people freaking about that don’t care about the very real child rapists we’re now seeing.

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I'm starting to think one of the Epstein victims died and that's the cover-up.  That's the "secret" between Trump and Epstein.

Yep, he beat a child to death after she laughed at his mushroom dick. It would be on tape because Epstein filmed everything.
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Just now, CooterBrown said:

It would be on tape because Epstein filmed everything.

They probably recorded a director's commentary on the snuff film, pressed a batch of limited edition DVDs, and distributed them to their inner circle as a gag gift.

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On 11/12/2025 at 5:56 PM, The Dog said:

Remember- the problem for Trump and the GOP is that this is THEIR baby. 

They are the ones who campaigned on this all throughout 2024.

It was people like Patel and Boingboing who promoted the conspiracy theory around these files.

They are the ones who released a bunch of binders (PHASE ONE!) to MAGA influencers - who discovered it was stuff they already knew.

It was AG Blondie who said “THE FILES ARE ON MY DESK!”

Democrats didn’t give a shit. 

THEN…

The FBI found Trump’s name all over the files. 

Blondie and Kash tell Trump.

Trump tells them to kill it, resulting in the infamous “nothing to see here case closed” memo.

MAGA goes ballistic on Blondie.

Blondie tries to throw Kash and Boingboing under the bus.

Kash and Boingboing retaliate.

Democrats say “heeyyy….maybe releasing these files isn’t a bad idea!”

And guess what? MAGA AGREES!

The Democrats didn’t a great job just applying gentle pressure, simply saying “Release the Epstein Files” as a retort to any idiotic thing MAGA reps said.

Now the GOP is stuck in a trap of their own creation, and cannot make it go away.

Glorious.

For 'tis the sport to have the engineer / Hoist with his own petard

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Remember when the Clintons were free basing adrenochrome from blood children with Jay Z and Beyoncé? Weird that the people freaking about that don’t care about the very real child rapists we’re now seeing.

Even better was Tom Hanks and Oprah Winfrey who were doing adenochrome to look young.

Even though both pretty much look every day of their ages.

And they get real sheepish when you tell them "well maybe you were right, maybe Epstein didn't kill himself."

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Honestly, these arguments made today are their best defenses after spending time in the situation room game planning how to handle this?  

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Posted
7 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

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So, Trump sucked Bubba's dick?  That's shocking.

Bubba would have returned the favor, but he'd already had some shrimp

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13 hours ago, Gravy Train said:

Kompromat confirmed. I gotta look for these Epstein E-mails to Lavrov in 2018, recalling the Alaska summit earlier this year.

I can't find the MSM articles that reported this, but there was a moment with Putin's envoy when Trump's cabinet members left a speech stunned / blushing.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/karoline-leavitt-looked-ashen-almost-frightened-after-alaska-summit-with-putin/ar-AA1KELpI?ocid=oie8dlpg

 

The article you linked has nothing to do with Epstein.

I'm not falling for the sensationalist, clickbaity headline on the video. 

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8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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You knew it was coming. These have always been horrible people, but it’s really crossing the line into some sick, sick shit. 
 

There is literally nothing they won’t excuse or pretend is fake for dear leader. It’s somehow going to get worse too. 

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17 hours ago, Red Five said:


He also said “Even if this were to somehow pass, the DOJ still might just not release anything damaging to Trump.”

oh. Bucket of cold water, that dude.

Maybe that dude is all over the Trump files too.

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12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I'm starting to think one of the Epstein victims died and that's the cover-up.  That's the "secret" between Trump and Epstein.

I read the birthday card note and figured the dotard and Epstein were butt buddies.

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12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You knew it was coming. These have always been horrible people, but it’s really crossing the line into some sick, sick shit. 
 

There is literally nothing they won’t excuse or pretend is fake for dear leader. It’s somehow going to get worse too. 

Yep. The victim, Giuffre, also said Trump did nothing wrong, didn’t have sec with him, etc…. No one is believing her over these emails from Epstein/Maxwell. They are much more credible.

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20 minutes ago, Lamar said:

Yep. The victim, Giuffre, also said Trump did nothing wrong, didn’t have sec with him, etc…. No one is believing her over these emails from Epstein/Maxwell. They are much more credible.

This guy called 12 year olds "whores"

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With all these dotard simps coming out of the woodwork to say raping 15 year olds isn’t that big a deal, someone needs to introduce legislation that would relocate convicted pedos to their neighborhoods.

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1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

This guy called 12 year olds "whores"

Maybe you and I are on the wrong side of this, but doubt it. Do you believe Giuffre statements or the emails from Maxwell/Epstein.
 

I think she is highly questionable and lacks credibility. I think that will be proven when the release of her communications comes out in this next file drop.

adding: you may not agree or like me calling her a whore, but Epstein paid her to give Trump blowjobs, sex, massage, etc… over all of those hours together. Then, under oath and in her book/interviews she lies her ass off about  it. 

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22 minutes ago, Lamar said:

Maybe you and I are on the wrong side of this, but doubt it. Do you believe Giuffre statements or the emails from Maxwell/Epstein.
 

I think she is highly questionable and lacks credibility. I think that will be proven when the release of her communications comes out in this next file drop.

adding: you may not agree or like me calling her a whore, but Epstein paid her to give Trump blowjobs, sex, massage, etc… over all of those hours together. Then, under oath and in her book/interviews she lies her ass off about  it. 

No Way Reaction GIF

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Maybe you and I are on the wrong side of this, but doubt it. Do you believe Giuffre statements or the emails from Maxwell/Epstein.
 
I think she is highly questionable and lacks credibility. I think that will be proven when the release of her communications comes out in this next file drop.
adding: you may not agree or like me calling her a whore, but Epstein paid her to give Trump blowjobs, sex, massage, etc… over all of those hours together. Then, under oath and in her book/interviews she lies her ass off about  it. 

What the fuck is wrong with you? I bet you call yourself a Christian.
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1 hour ago, Lamar said:

Maybe you and I are on the wrong side of this, but doubt it. Do you believe Giuffre statements or the emails from Maxwell/Epstein.
 

I think she is highly questionable and lacks credibility. I think that will be proven when the release of her communications comes out in this next file drop.

adding: you may not agree or like me calling her a whore, but Epstein paid her to give Trump blowjobs, sex, massage, etc… over all of those hours together. Then, under oath and in her book/interviews she lies her ass off about  it. 

Am I the only guy where with a working "neg" button?

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Yep. The victim, Giuffre, also said Trump did nothing wrong, didn’t have sec with him, etc…. No one is believing her over these emails from Epstein/Maxwell. They are much more credible.

Your characterization of Giuffre’s remarks about Trump is not accurate.

She stated that she didn’t “THINK Trump participated in anything.” She elaborated that she “never saw or witnessed Trump participate in those acts, but was he in the house of Epstein? I’ve heard he has been but I haven’t seen him myself so I don’t know.”

That is MILES different than saying he didn’t do anything. She never even saw him at the house. Of course she was not always there, so her statement is not as conclusory as your summary of her comments makes them out to be.

ETA: This is important because it’s entirely reasonable to believe that she was telling the truth AND Trump did sex from stuff involving Epstein’s operation.
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There is a zero percent chance that, if Trump was aware that Epstein could hook him up with illegal sex, Trump didn't partake. To pretend that Trump would have been uninterested is to ignore literally everything else we know about the guy. It is like being told Charlie Weiss showed up to a house party after driving six hours without food or drink, was offered a slice of pizza from his favorite pizzeria, and declined. The only way Trump said no is if Trump believed there could be consequences, which makes absolutely no sense because his entire life has been nothing but a parade of other people shielding him from consequences. For every Michael Cohen and Alina Habba, there are a hundred other underlings you've never heard of, all of whom have no purpose on this planet other than to execute thankless errands ranging from taking falls to supplying plausible deniability. One thing you can take to the bank, at all times, is that furthest thing from Trump's mind is the idea that he could ever be held accountable for something.

Which means Trump would accept any opportunities for sex that Epstein would offer to him, "legal" or not, no questions asked and no hesitation whatsoever.

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30 minutes ago, Nivek said:


What the fuck is wrong with you? I bet you call yourself a Christian.

Isn't this DonkeyCigars or something? Whoever it is, he isn't discussing in good faith. But I'm sure he's "just asking questions."

 

13 minutes ago, scottsins said:


Your characterization of Giuffre’s remarks about Trump is not accurate.

She stated that she didn’t “THINK Trump participated in anything.” She elaborated that she “never saw or witnessed Trump participate in those acts, but was he in the house of Epstein? I’ve heard he has been but I haven’t seen him myself so I don’t know.”

That is MILES different than saying he didn’t do anything. She never even saw him at the house. Of course she was not always there, so her statement is not as conclusory as your summary of her comments makes them out to be.

ETA: This is important because it’s entirely reasonable to believe that she was telling the truth AND Trump did sex from stuff involving Epstein’s operation.

Didn't they also ID Giuffre as the girl who texted Epstein to say she was at his house but would wait "her turn" so as to not possibly run into Trump inside the house? The name was redacted on the release by the Epstein Foundation but the Republicans sent out the same material with the first name (Vanessa) visible.

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Trump gave Clinton a blowjob and Putin has the photos?!  

I guess we know why Trump always bends over for Putin.  

 

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Megyn Kelly is absolutely getting roasted over her comments.  Just roasted.

Also, there's a meme going around discussing how Trump has sued all kinds of publications and people over all kinds of stuff, but he's never sued anybody who accused him of child rape.  Any truth to that?

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11 minutes ago, scottsins said:


Your characterization of Giuffre’s remarks about Trump is not accurate.

 

Im not characterizing anything.  I am reading exactly what she said.

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/virginia-giuffre-trump-jeffrey-epstein/story?id=127468657

In a November 2016 deposition, Giuffre was asked by an attorney for Maxwell what was inaccurate about the Trump quote in the 2011 article.

Giuffre replied:

“Donald Trump was also a good friend of Jeffrey’s.” That part is true. “He didn’t partake in any sex with any of us but he flirted with me.” It’s true that he didn't partake in any sex with us, and - but it's not true that he flirted with me. Donald Trump never flirted with me. Then the next sentence is, "He'd laugh and tell Jeffrey, 'you've got the life.'" I never said that to her.

Q: When you say, "he didn't partake in any sex with any of us," who is "us"?

Giuffre: Girls. Just --

Q: How do you know who Donald Trump – Trump had sex with?

Giuffre: Oh, I didn't physically see him have sex with any of the girls, so I can't say who he had sex with in his whole life or not, but I just know it wasn't with me when I was with other girls.

Q: And who were the other girls that you were with in Donald Trump's presence?

Giuffre: None. There -- I worked for Donald Trump, and I've met him probably a few times.

Q: When have you met him?

Giuffre: At Mar-a-Lago. My dad and him, I wouldn't say they were friends, but my dad knew him and they would talk all the time -- well, not all the time but when they saw each other.

Q: Have you ever been in Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein's presence with one another?

Giuffre: No.

 

 



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