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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/28/21 in all areas

  1. It really doesn’t matter who we hire. We’ll still beat North Carolina.
    18 points
  2. 13 points
  3. I don't give a shit if everything was planned out. Did we want Smart to stay at Texas? No. Is he gone at zero cost? Yes. That's a flawless victory regardless of what happened next.
    12 points
  4. 3) He's fucking them on the down low because he doesn't want to have cringey discussions with his father about "painting the walls" with them.
    12 points
  5. I have 2 both involve food. Played in a softball league in Harris County for years and you know if you've ever done something like that you get to know people well but only play softball against them every week. So you don't know much about them. Well there was this guy we all called Mike a real friendly sort very blue collar kind of rough around the edges but extremely friendly in we had heard he had died in a car accident and me and a couple of guys really wanted to pay our respects and found out when and where the funeral was gonna be in Humble. Show up at the Funeral Home day at the funeral tell one of the attendants with Eastman that we are there for Mikes funeral and they directed us to one of the rooms and we walk in CLOSED CASKET . The crowd is significantly older than what we expected but we're trying to show all respect so don't want to interrupt family so we just don't talk to anyone but they have do have appetizers laid out for those in attendance. So we gnosh, so there we are standind around eating finger food just gonna waiting for the proper moment or for someone we recognize .Then a woman a little older comes up to us starts talking to us and asking us how we know her father Mike. We tell her we know him from softball we're really sorry to hear about the news and he was a good guy she asks who is this a few years ago like 10 years ago were you all very young at the time ? and were like no it was just a few weeks ago. She tells us I think you're at the wrong funeral my father Mike was in his mid 80s and passed away at all old folks home and I don't believe he ever played softball. So we apologize for the interruption she says no no problem she helps us find an attendant and it turns out our Mike was actually named Miguel all of us white privileged males were just calling him Mike because that was his white nickname. We are told there's a service is at the other end of the home. We apologize again in 2 of us head out the door to go to the right place. the other fool turns back around to get another plate of food for the trip. When we get to the right room and see people we know they ask where we got the food of course several of them in it up making a trip down to the other end of the Funeral Home to pay their respects to Old White Mike.
    11 points
  6. There is NO WAY Aston would have even gotten this team to to the NIT. Vic has this team in the EE. COACHING FUCKING MATTERS
    9 points
  7. Mein Purrer, Leader of the Furred Reich
    9 points
  8. Vic Schaefer....kidding....sort of. Seriously though, two upsets in a row at the NCAA tournament.
    8 points
  9. Shaka is gone, the women are in the Elite 8, baseball just beat OU, OUR PETS HEADS ARE STAYING ATTACHED!!!
    8 points
  10. I’m so sick of this “I’m happy/sad about a crime because it fits/doesn’t fit my narrative”. People on the right whine about Muslims and immigrants from shithole countries coming and then fake cry when one of them gets killed by black criminals. People on the left turn a blind eye to this shit because it doesn’t fit the narrative they want to push. All the while no one actually cares about this man that was murdered. Worst of all, I don’t really care too much either. It’s sad but people get murdered everyday.
    8 points
  11. Beard has a wayyyy better resume than Sark. Most people agree hes a top 10-15 coach in cbb. Sark just left a coordinator job. Not sure what the pearl clutching is about
    8 points
  12. "Sex Recession" almost sounds like a Spinal Tap song. "And I am your stim-u-lus...."
    8 points
  13. So there's this app called "One Second Every Day". My friend showed it to me a couple of years ago and i've been hooked ever since. Ive always loved film and photography; i was always photographing and recording things my entire life, and this app made that super easy for me. Anyhoo, I've been adding clips to the app and making films ever since then, and i recently was presented with a reason to make a highlight reel of the last 12 months. i made the reel and uploaded it to youtube, and then threw it up on my 60-whatever inch roku TV and watched it, and i honestly felt/feel, "damn, this is pretty cool; this could have a bit of mass appeal." welp, as it happens i am in the process of starting my own youtube channel (i technically already have one, but this will be me being dedicated to producing content and trying to accrue followers), and things like this film will be posted on that channel and sometimes shared here, so i figured i may as well post this one right now. finally, this was the unexpected thing that the film did for me- this last year has been hard. i mean no doubt it's been hard on everyone, but got damn was this last year was a struggle for me, for a multitude of reasons. and yet, when i watched this film on my TV, i felt all warm and fuzzy inside. i said, "man, that looks like a pretty decent life. that looks quite enjoyable." and ultimately that's my hope for anyone who watches this- that it makes them feel good, and feel like life is/can be beautiful, even during the shittiest of times. so, without further loquaciousness, here it is- A Year In The Life of Derka. i hope you enjoy it.
    7 points
  14. That’s how you beat Maryland, Tom ... Revenge is SWEET!
    7 points
  15. I have another one, not involving me, but very curbish. Prof friend at another college moves into a new neighborhood. Apparently, the developer or neighborhood group put up these yellow bows on every tree, some sort of neighborhood pride thing. Friend tolerates it it for a week, but thinks it looks very schmaltzy so he tells the wife he's going to take it down. Wife tells him they are just proud of their neighborhood and it's quaint. One day, she's doing so yard work, and he's had enough, so he heads out with some scissors. Wife is talking to a guy walking his new puppy. As my friend is cutting down the bow, he overhears the guy talking about his son, Parker, with cerebral palsy. The guy asks if they have heard about the neighborhood fun run to raise money for Parker/cerebral palsy. In fact, that's what all these bows are for - he and his wife put them up. He hears this last part just after he cut the bow down, scissors in one hand, bow in the other. He makes awkward eye contact with the guy with just sort of a goofy bewildered expression on his face. My friend said at that moment he could hear the curb theme music cue up.
    7 points
  16. Holy fucking fantastic. That ladies and gents is how you coach a basketball team.
    6 points
  17. Nobody else finds it sad that our society has degenerated to point where trying to capture a video to post on social media is more important that trying to help your fellow human
    6 points
  18. I have nothing against bold animal prints. I am partial to leopard myself and am a fan of Norma Kamali’s leopard print (have a dress is my closet), but that print is just fucking tacky. If Jenna is a strong, intelligent, independent woman, then I’m the fucking Queen of England.
    6 points
  19. He flipped the couch cushion down for extra comfiness. I was doing work on the bourbon collection.
    6 points
  20. Hopefully she got her phone back. CNN said it was an “accident”Old enough to remember when a teenager smiling at an Indian drew way more coverage and outrage.........
    6 points
  21. God damn, you've gotten really fast at switching to your other user names.
    6 points
  22. Do you think Beard's agent is Master P? Why in the hell would the guy making over $5million per year, with all of the leverage, agree to an incentive-laden contract? If he wants to be paid $8 million, he'll just demand 8. It serves no purpose to agree to 5 million with 3 million in incentives.
    6 points
  23. I was giving an exam last semester via zoom and students were sending me private zoom message if they had a question. Them: "Prof, does question #2 refer to year 1 or year 2." Me: "I don't know - let me look and get back to you." One student (hottie, probably one of your daughters) asked me: "Can I get up to go to the bathroom?" I told her: Sure. Another student asked an exam question. I replied: "Let me look." Except I didn't realize zoom automatically defaults the message back to the last recipient unless I click on the new recipient's name. So the convo to the hottie looked like this to her: " Can I go to the bathroom?" Me: "Yes. Let me look." Oops.
    6 points
  24. Texas has become ground zero for fauxbois from around the country to come and play cowboys. Sadly, it's become a winning strategy as there are a sufficient number of rubes to welcome them that we've become the nation's dude ranch for Republicans to play out their insecure, hyper-masculine, tough guy, fantasies.
    6 points
  25. And don't even get me started on the play in centerfield. One thing for dude to call "I got it, I got it" waving off the left fielder and then completely lose the ball. Ok, sun, stiff wind blowing in, all that. But even forgetting that to NOT know which base you're going to once you catch it on the bounce? Gunning it immediately to third either gets the guy by 3 steps or keeps him at second. My high school coach would of pulled my ass out instantly for that shit and he'd of been right to do it. It's that and some of the idiotic shit we do on the bases (leaving aside our team batting avg) that gives me pause when I wanna buy into this team.
    5 points
  26. As long as there exists young men who doth need defending on the internet, and coaches who deserve one decade to develop them, greggym will be there to answer the call.
    5 points
  27. A "billionaire" with no boat, no plane (not anymore), no family office, no foundation, no large donations for things with their name on it, no art purchases, nothing. It's like he's not really a billionaire. Hmmm.......
    5 points
  28. Zero sympathy for anyone who booked a wedding at Mar-a-lago or who invites the former president to their event. That’s what they signed up for.
    5 points
  29. She acknowledges the earth is spheroid and our solar system is heliocentric. Baby steps.
    5 points
  30. Thanks. He's getting his nuts chopped off today in Cozumel, so he's probably not real happy with me at the moment. My girlfriend is making homemade chicken soup for him right now. 😂
    5 points
  31. Lack of sex is a trailing indicator. We are in a "meaningful personal relationships" recession. At the same time we're "more connected than ever" (and actually, it may be in part BECAUSE of that), we're lonelier than ever. We are becoming an isolated and lonely people, and that's unhealthy for 10,000 reasons. The fact that it keeps you from getting your rocks off is but one of those reasons. I mean, it's a BIG one. But it ain't the only one. We need connection. We need intimacy. And when we get those things, we also have pull-the-sheets-off-the-bed-and-make-the-neighbors-worry-about-those-noises sex. We need all of those things. We'd be a much happier people if we had more of them.
    5 points
  32. I would call that cat Der Furrer, but I'm an inappropriate asshole, so...
    5 points
  33. September 2011: Had some newish friends over for dinner and we were just kind of bullshitting and smoking weed and whatnot. I thought this the opportune to make a 9/11 joke. Something along the lines of “oh shit guys, coming up on 10yr 9/11 anniversary. Now it’s finally socially acceptable to make 9/11 jokes. Know any good ones?” hushed silence followed by my friends wife going “um yeah my uncle died in tower 1.”
    5 points
  34. 4yrs old and still happily going through life fat, drunk, and stupid. Happy birthday Bluto.
    5 points
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