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Background music on YouTube videos when people are talking.  Enough with this shit, we can't fucking hear you.  Did you listen to the video before you uploaded?  That seemed OK to you?

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Getting a pina colada after waiting in a long drive thru line at some place the hipsters call "The Hut"

And hipsters annoy the fuck out of me btw

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Single ply toilet paper

People who say “outdoorsy”

Being forced to sit through a 15 second ad just to watch a 30 second video (big fuck you to YouTube and the local news app)

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People who say "natty"* when referring to a national championship.








*The use of the word natty when referring to the beer is not only acceptable but highly recommended.

Edited by UT Lawnghorn

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People who post on Facebook asking, "Is anyone hiring for a full time position?"  Look it up on job boards, not on swap / marketplace sites!

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Drove over the 3 Greenway Plaza for lunch at Ferges today.  Went underground to park my rig.  I expected pay parking.  No big deal.  Of course , when you come around to put your little paper card into the reader it wont take cash or coins.  It only takes credderick cards.  I have a credderick card but WTF?  $2.00 charge on a credit card.  That's stupid wife stuff.

And, of course, the receipt didn't print out.  So, I hit the little "call" button to explain to the voice on the other end and gauge their concern.  Their reply?  "Oh, sorry."

Typical.

 

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2 minutes ago, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

Up yours, prick.

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2 hours ago, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

You should be allowed to shoot a motherfucker that doesn't give you a courtesy wave.

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On 3/25/2018 at 3:18 PM, workswithseed said:

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

I was trying to lift your spirits, frand

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4 minutes ago, Cleo McDowell said:

And people who get off an elevator, or go through a revolving door, and don't immediately get the fuck out of the way. More people are coming!!!

The best is when they just stop after stepping off the escalator. 

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People who drive around Texas in the left hand lane 10 mph under the limit with an OBX sticker on their piece of shit car.

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Lazy asses wanting you to do the work for them, then putting "...and GO!" on the end. Fuck you, Mom. You have Google just like the rest of us.

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