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This Alabama Woman Did Not Handle the Loss Very Well

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One of my best friends lives in Tuscaloosa...haven't talked to him since the Iron Bowl.......last night I got a collect call at 1:00AM, caller ID on cell said Decatur and "Alabama Prison System".  Sure hope he didn't go Postal......maybe I should have called the number back.......

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14 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

you know who else didn't handle it very well?

seriously - this is my favorite highlight of the weekend

A close second is Gary Fucking Danielson having to burp up all that Bama Cock he was guzzling ...

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7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

That poor alabama fan.  Not going to the playoffs this year!

Seriously. "Oh noes! We're not going to win our 283rd National Championship this year! How devastating for my dumb white trash ass with absolutely nothing else worthwhile going on in my life!"

I guess I understand the lack of perspective and fucked up priorities (see aforementioned dumb white trash comment), but they've been spoiled for over a decade.

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2 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

At least she didn’t get up, hike her leg, and piss on the television.

It seems her territory is already well marked.

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Wasn’t it like 85

degrees across the Deep South on Saturday afternoon?   Why was she in flannel and a Snuggie?  

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20 minutes ago, destroya said:

That's pretty normal and doesn't seem that noteworthy to me.  I hope no one ever films me while I'm watching UT football.

I mean right...I assume many on here ate like this during Texas games.  Probably some Cowboys games too.

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Wasn’t it like 85

degrees across the Deep South on Saturday afternoon?   Why was she in flannel and a Snuggie?  

I think meth alters your body’s temperature control system

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Best friend is a 'Horn transplant working in Alabama as a LE officer and on the SWAT team.  Many years back I'm out there and he's telling me about a call they got to breach a trailer.  This old turd in a stained wife-beater took out his TV with a few well placed pistol rounds after 'Bama lost a game.  Neighbors hear the shots, run in and his drunk ass took a few shots in their direction.  Guy's staggering drunk.  

This isn't him, but this is his role with the ballistic shield below.  Said he came in hot and that old dude's eyes were the size of saucers seeing this come in the front door after a small distraction breaching charge was placed on the back door.

 

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54 minutes ago, Let 'Em Hang said:

One of my best friends lives in Tuscaloosa...haven't talked to him since the Iron Bowl.......last night I got a collect call at 1:00AM, caller ID on cell said Decatur and "Alabama Prison System".  Sure hope he didn't go Postal......maybe I should have called the number back.......

Didn't answer call or call him back, eh? User name appropriate and whatnot.

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11 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean right...I assume many on here ate like this during Texas games.  Probably some Cowboys games too.

Raises hand.  I guess it being a woman makes this one  special.  Otherwise that's par for the course for any fanbase.  Football fans aren't generally a classy bunch. 

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16 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean right...I assume many on here ate like this during Texas games.  Probably some Cowboys games too.

Not me. I have resorted to just hiding my disappointment with laughter. All I can do at this point.

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15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not me. I have resorted to just hiding my disappointment with laughter. All I can do at this point.

Fair enough.  I reach the laugher point about halfway through the 2nd quarter these days...

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Got a good gif from a friend. Some girl screamed, "We didn't have Tua". A cat then answered, "Yea you did. Tua many players on the field".

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Got a good gif from a friend. Some girl screamed, "We didn't have Tua". A cat then answered, "Yea you did. Tua many players on the field".

Oh, that's just Unfair

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$1,000 says neither her nor her hubby have any tie to the actual University of Alabama.

Their t shirt fans are completely deranged but their actual alums can be reasonable.

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2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

you know who else didn't handle it very well?

seriously - this is my favorite highlight of the weekend

he's going to find zero people to feel sorry for him, but that was some bullshit officiating... 

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8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Obligatory ode to the greatest Bama fan meltdown

 

I mean, it is OU fans.

Someone mentioned the subject matter of the thread being on meth. Doesn't meth make you skinny, she seems more likely to be addicted to lard.

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7 minutes ago, bamachine said:

I mean, it is OU fans.

Someone mentioned the subject matter of the thread being on meth. Doesn't meth make you skinny, she seems more likely to be addicted to lard.

Waffle House is a hell of a drug.

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Pretty sure it was a Bama fan who walked up and punched a hole in his flat screen hanging on the wall when the Tide lost in one of the CFP games. There were a handful of people watching the game. The looks on their faces were glorious.

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1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Raises hand.  I guess it being a woman makes this one  special.  Otherwise that's par for the course for any fanbase.  Football fans aren't generally a classy bunch. 

i'm a woman and i'm pretty sure i had the same screaming rant during 2015 osu/tx 

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I may or may not have snapped like that on the Leon Lett blocked field goal recovery attempt on Turkey Day in the snow. 

Now, I've been desensitized to Cowboy losses.

Edited by Deej

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not me. I have resorted to just hiding my disappointment with laughter. All I can do at this point.

Yep my place sounds like Henry Hill/Ray Liotta in Goodfellas during a game.

 

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