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I like the hard hat. It shows he’s serious about safety.

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6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

His wife looks about as pleased as mine would be.

Is he wearing a Pith helmet?  Also, it appears his daughter was also a key architect for the penis palace.

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6 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I find myself wearing a mask, and for some reason my brain thinks my eyes are covered.  I keep staring at womens juggs and then suddenly realize they can see exactly where I'm staring.

Saturday Night Live Snl GIF

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The word “Analogy” could also be used for butthole studies 

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4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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For real? Was that a Steven Wright thought? 

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1 consumer trend I appreciate is lots of things are fabric-covered now whereas they used to be plastic.  Sections of car interior.  Loudspeakers.  Sneakers.  Baggage/storage type things like my headphone case has fabric exterior.    Such a better material

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On 7/24/2020 at 12:45 AM, mulletpelini said:

I find myself wearing a mask, and for some reason my brain thinks my eyes are covered.  I keep staring at womens juggs and then suddenly realize they can see exactly where I'm staring.

This happens to me with glasses since I wear contacts most of the time. My brain thinks I have sunglasses on and I'm like Costanza in front of Denise Richards. 

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Posted (edited)

Not that cracker types are officially ranked anywhere, but if they were, I am confident that Oyster crackers would be underrated. 

The small, slightly puffy hexagons are the best of the various subtypes. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

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13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Not that cracker types are officially ranked anywhere, but if they were, I am confident that Oyster crackers would be underrated. 

The small, slightly puffy hexagons are the best of the various subtypes. 

Good call. I remember those were appetizers at the seafood restaurant we'd eat at when we were kids.

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I had this random thought/topic, which is an unpopular opinion, that this this thread seems like it exists under other names and is redundant...I don’t get it, why do we have three threads nibbling around the same strike zone?

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2 minutes ago, Rougarou said:

I had this random thought/topic, which is an unpopular opinion, that this this thread seems like it exists under other names and is redundant...I don’t get it, why do we have three threads nibbling around the same strike zone?

Just throw the damn pitch already, Orel Hershiser

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My high school’s motto was “cardinal spirit never dies”. I have no idea why they didn’t just make it “cardinal pride never dies”. So much more smooth. 

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1 hour ago, General Specific said:


Both “A penny for your thoughts” and “My two cents” say hi!

Who was the comedian that said both of those expressions and then said, "Wait a minute, somebody's making a penny."  

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I wonder if it's possible to operate one of those remote control cpap implants from beyond the grave. 

Like if you get buried with it, might your kids come by your grave and operate it every now and then just to fuck with your carcass? 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

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