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11 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Looks like he took the photo at a high school stadium... But his chick has stellar nipples..!

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10 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Looks like he took the photo at a high school stadium... But his chick has stellar nipples..!

I think it's at Kelly Reeves Stadium, which is hosting the Spring League. 

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14 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Looks like he took the photo at a high school stadium... But his chick has stellar nipples..!

Permanently erected. Lots of strippers do that. Doesn't cost too much.

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Johnny Manziel throws touchdown, takes three sacks in The Spring League debut.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/23069095/johnny-manziel-returns-gridiron-spring-league

Manziel completed his first seven passes and finished with nine completions in 15 attempts for 82 yards for the South squad.


The league has one more set of games scheduled for Thursday, after which Manziel hopes to receive interest from NFL teams. If not, he has said he likely will make a two-year commitment to play in the Canadian Football League.


Off to Hamilton it is, then...

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On 4/6/2018 at 7:52 AM, Rick Blaine said:

Permanently erected. Lots of strippers do that. Doesn't cost too much.

All you need is a 9-volt battery in a little bit of spit

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That video looks like a low level rec league game around Thanksgiving time.

And Manziel looks nothing like an NFL QB - probably 5'10-5'11, 190 lbs at best.  

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53 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

Time to go away

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

That video looks like a low level rec league game around Thanksgiving time.

And Manziel looks nothing like an NFL QB - probably 5'10-5'11, 190 lbs at best.  

the fact that we have video of this "league" is pathetic.   He threw 3 picks and fumbled once and we gotta hear about GMs talking about his potential??   When we have real football players about to get drafted.    Good grief.   Fuck that guy but double fuck the media for covering this shit.

 

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I was trying to think of another washout whose “comebacks” get that kind of coverage. Tebow’s irritating but he actually won some shit before 

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6 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

I was trying to think of another washout whose “comebacks” get that kind of coverage. Tebow’s irritating but he actually won some shit before 

Johhny beat Bama that one time.  More than anything Tebow ever won.  Stupid sip.

/aggy

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39 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Johhny beat Bama that one time.  More than anything Tebow ever won.  Stupid sip.

/aggy

Tebow beat Bama that one time. 

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Vince just posted a picture of them playing golf together on instagram..  He did call Vince the greatest college QB of all time in the comments.

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13 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

I was trying to think of another washout whose “comebacks” get that kind of coverage. Tebow’s irritating but he actually won some shit before 

Tebow is irritating, but even his biggest critics have to admit that personally, he's a standup guy. Manziel defines douchiness and everything that is wrong with America. If you like Manziel, you suck and should be ashamed.

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13 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Tebow is irritating, but even his biggest critics have to admit that personally, he's a standup guy. Manziel defines douchiness and everything that is wrong with America. If you like Manziel, you suck and should be ashamed.

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Johnny checking for eligibility...

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On 4/13/2018 at 12:35 PM, Landomatic said:

Johhny beat Bama that one time.  More than anything Tebow ever won.  Stupid sip.

/aggy

And another chance to beat the Tide...

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On 4/14/2018 at 6:10 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Dude looks 45 years old.  

Yeah, he looks like he played during the Jackie Sherrill years instead of a few years ago. Dude looks fucking aged.

 

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4 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Leaving Vegas. Late last night was spent at blackjack table in high limit room. With Manziel. Boozing, ripping heaters, betting poorly, and generally acting like a jackass. 

Cross quote.

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This was on the old thread on shaggy and I feel that it needs to be over here on surly.

 Since aggy does a 12 under 12, here's my nominee:

Johnny "Fucking Shot His Wad" Manziel. He managed to dodge multiple criminal offenses in Kerrville, Texas due to his ability to run and throw a football much better than Uncle Rico. He then matriculated down the field to "the Station" where multiple parking tickets made him despise every minute of his time there except for the signing autographs for money part, the money phone part, the getting shitfaced with Spav and Sumlin part, and the cornholing Billy Liucci part. He enjoyed one half season of glory in Cleveland for the Browns until he decided to don a wig and go to Vegas. He is now back in the Station president of a lucrative apparel business.

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Just guessing here, but it’s probably a bad idea to mix Molly, Coke, and Antipsychotics.  

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I had a reaction to an increased dosage in Lithium 

Yeah when it says Take 1, and your bird brain says Hey let's take 4, shit happens

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Unfortunately I had a reaction to an increased dosage in Lithium which I take for my Bipolar disorder.

I don't think burning yourself with the spoon or lighter or sticking a dirty needle in your arm count as reactions to Lithium but hell I ain't no doctor

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4 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I don't think burning yourself with the spoon or lighter or sticking a dirty needle in your arm count as reactions to Lithium but hell I ain't no doctor

I don't think you're supposed to drink alcohol while taking lithium and based on Rex Kramer's quoted post about him boozing heavily in Vegas, makes you go hmm.

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yeah.  it's pretty clear that they're leaving out what it is that reacted with his meds.  i don't buy it was a change in dosage.  

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1 hour ago, DigDug said:

Yeah when it says Take 1, and your bird brain says Hey let's take 4, shit happens

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Lithium toxicity can develop rather quickly if the patient doesn't stay hydrated. If he was boozing recently (a source of dehydration) and his dosage was recently increased, not surprising he landed in the hospital. But like most patients, they like to blame the medication for everything.

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