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21 hours ago, idigTexas said:

  It's common sense that you don't unload the dishwasher immediately after wiping your ass.  

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What about WHILE wiping your ass?

My time is precious, and I like to multi-task. 

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Daughter: Are grandma and grandpa rich? 
Wife: We don’t talk about those things.

Me: [To daughter] It can be impolite to talk about that stuff but why don’t ask?

Wife: [glare]
Daughter: They have 2 houses. And one has an elevator. The other has a pool on the inside. I think that means you’re rich.

Me: that’s pretty solid logic sweetie. But it’s probably best you don’t worry about money. You’re well taken care of. 
Wire: [still glaring]
Daughter: But we’re not rich. 
Me: Not when I have to pay for all your activities and stuff.

Daughter: oh Dad!!!

[Daughter leaves]
Wife: You always do this. The conversation should have ended at ‘We don’t talk about things like this’.

Me: She was curious and she wasn’t wrong.

Wife: she shouldn’t use that word.

Me: what word?

Wife:!Rich. It has such a bad connotation now and with all this backlash you know.

Me: oh yeah?

Wife: Yeah it’s a bad word now. Just say wealth or they have money. Rich just isn’t safe anymore.

Me: What kind of world is it when rich … I mean people of means don’t even feel safe in their paid off BMW’s and multiple houses?

Wife; [Glares]

Me: Don’t worry babe. It’s nothing you need to worry about.

Wife: Yeah because we don’t have any money.

Me: I’m doing my part to keep my family safe.

Edited by Dnaguy
Posted
19 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Daughter: Are grandma and grandpa rich? 
Wife: We don’t talk about those things.

Me: [To daughter] It can be impolite to talk about that stuff but why don’t ask?

Wife: [glare]
Daughter: They have 2 houses. And one has an elevator. The other has a pool on the inside. I think that means you’re rich.

Me: that’s pretty solid logic sweetie. But it’s probably best you don’t worry about money. You’re well taken care of. 
Wire: [still glaring]
Daughter: But we’re not rich. 
Me: Not when I have to pay for all your activities and stuff.

Daughter: oh Dad!!!

[Daughter leaves]
Wife: You always do this. The conversation should have ended at ‘We don’t talk about things like this’.

Me: She was curious and she wasn’t wrong.

Wife: she shouldn’t use that word.

Me: what word?

Wife:!Rich. It has such a bad connotation now and with all this backlash you know.

Me: oh yeah?

Wife: Yeah it’s a bad word now. Just say wealth or they have money. Rich just isn’t safe anymore.

Me: What kind of world is it when rich … I mean people of means don’t even feel safe in their paid off BMW’s and multiple houses?

Wife; [Glares]

Me: Don’t worry babe. It’s nothing you need to worry about.

Wife: Yeah because we don’t have any money.

Me: I’m doing my part to keep my family safe.

You sound rich. 

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