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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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How are we looking on the numbers this morning?

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5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We should be a damn good team next year. 15 early enrollees is insane. If these coaches can develop, then we may be at the beginning stages of a legitimate championship window 

If we could run the ball, we’d be in that weak ass playoff this year. 

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2 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

Put the cup down. Let's get past Ok St before we start talking about championships.

Holy shit you're a terrible poster. This isn't the forum for that stupid shit. This isn't the thread for that stupid shit. And that stupid shit neglects the fact that one of the teams in the playoffs this year lost 63-17 to Oklahoma State last year. Post better or don't post.

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5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We should be a damn good team next year. 15 early enrollees is insane. If these coaches can develop, then we may be at the beginning stages of a legitimate championship window 

Im going with the thought that this is the equivalent of the 1999 foundation, but with better and more sustained results. 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit you're a terrible poster. This isn't the forum for that stupid shit. This isn't the thread for that stupid shit. And that stupid shit neglects the fact that one of the team in the playoffs this year lost 63-17 to Oklahoma State last year. Post better or don't post.

You sir, can STFU.  Take another peek at his avatar and you will encourage more posting.

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

If we could run the ball, we’d be in that weak ass playoff this year. 

ahem

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit you're a terrible poster. This isn't the forum for that stupid shit. This isn't the thread for that stupid shit. And that stupid shit neglects the fact that one of the teams in the playoffs this year lost 63-17 to Oklahoma State last year. Post better or don't post.

 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit you're a terrible poster. This isn't the forum for that stupid shit. This isn't the thread for that stupid shit. And that stupid shit neglects the fact that one of the team in the playoffs this year lost 63-17 to Oklahoma State last year. Post better or don't post.

If you think his takes on football are bad, just wait until you see his takes on being married to a white chick. 

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Just now, Tree Fidy said:

You sir, can STFU.  Take another peek at his avatar and you will encourage more posting.

You can't find pictures of attractive women in bikinis on the internet without his inane posts?

Just now, Huckleberry said:

You can't find pictures of attractive women in bikinis on the internet without his inane posts?

I'm lazy.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You can't find pictures of attractive women in bikinis on the internet without his inane posts?

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We have absolutely taken OU to the shed this year in recruiting, at one point they led for Hill, Kirkland, Niblett, Vasek, and Akana and now all will likely sign with the good guys. That’s how you recruit against a rival, make them have to go through you for everyone.

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5 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Cross posting. Reality sinking in. 

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An Okie equating a sister to a girlfriend is shockingly unshocking. 

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4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We have absolutely taken OU to the shed this year in recruiting, at one point they led for Hill, Kirkland, Niblett, Vasek, and Akana and now all will likely sign with the good guys. That’s how you recruit against a rival, make them have to go through you for everyone.

Rough math here but they're like 0-49 against us in recruiting this year. 

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5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Poor broke ass motherfuckers.  Can't spell broke ass motherfucker without OU.

Moving to the SEC is, I think, a mistake for Oklahoma. They are now closer to being Nebraska then Georgia or Alabama.

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20 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Are you changing your position on him since last night?

I was referring to the reality that Ketchum is often the kiss of death when he picks a recruit to Texas, not that I’m worried about Akana. But look, Ketchum acting certain could be jinxing that one in real time. He really is a toxic piece of shit at a universal karmic level. 

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16 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We have absolutely taken OU to the shed this year in recruiting, at one point they led for Hill, Kirkland, Niblett, Vasek, and Akana and now all will likely sign with the good guys. That’s how you recruit against a rival, make them have to go through you for everyone.

Hope they miss on Bowen. We effed that one up pretty good. 

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

Hope they miss on Bowen. We effed that one up pretty good. 

 

 

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Someone has been watching casting couch 

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Pete K on LHN just now: "Good start to defensive signings today, and a few surprises on the way."

And now what channel to have going in the background? Looks like nothing on the guide covering NSD.

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59 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:




Jeff Choate has a message for Surly:  how does my ass taste?

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2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

And now what channel to have going in the background? Looks like nothing on the guide covering NSD.

ESPN+

IT (Gerry/Bobby/Eric) starting to hedge a little on Deandre Moore - might be sticking with Louisville.

Gerry saying the shoe wars are real and there may be Adidas pressure on Moore.  Plays on an adidas sponsored 7on7 team.  Says it happens in basketball all the time and you're seeing it more in football.

 

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32 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We have absolutely taken OU to the shed this year in recruiting, at one point they led for Hill, Kirkland, Niblett, Vasek, and Akana and now all will likely sign with the good guys. That’s how you recruit against a rival, make them have to go through you for everyone.

It's hard to see how this isn't a permanent thing with our NIL machine. They just don't have the resources that we do. 

In other words, fuck ou. 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

IT (Gerry/Bobby/Eric) starting to hedge a little on Deandre Moore - might be sticking with Louisville.

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

IT (Gerry/Bobby/Eric) starting to hedge a little on Deandre Moore - might be sticking with Louisville.

Gerry saying the shoe wars are real and there may be Adidas pressure on Moore.  Plays on an adidas sponsored 7on7 team.  Says it happens in basketball all the time and you're seeing it more in football.

 

It was pretty funny to hear Eric Nahlin literally laugh out loud when discussing aggy recruiting this year during the Gerry/Bobby/Eric broadcast.

Cormani McClain seems like he's gonna be a pain in the ass for whoever he ends up signing with (taking the most money from)

27 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Going clockwise...4,1,3,2

Negged

 

18 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Pete K on LHN just now: "Good start to defensive signings today, and a few surprises on the way."

Definitely starting to sound like they got a verbal commitment from Akana.

46 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

lol this is my favorite part. We'd heard about him being on the basketball team and even competing to stay for the spring. This isn't what I expected. 

"In the midst of all that back-and-forth from the industry, where he is ranked anywhere from the top overall prospect to top 10 overall at the lowest (as of late August), Manning was a reserve for Newman's basketball team. Listed at small forward, Manning would cap his third season on the hardwood with a state championship while averaging just better than a bucket per outing.

Everyone who watched him play says he was just fine with being that role player on the roster, with one onlooker calling him the best cheerleader on the team, even. "

Assuming Sark is serious about only wanting 9-10 WRs on scholarship - it seems a strategy of 2 HS WRs and 1 or 2 portal WRs each season might be prudent?  Maybe some years you take 3 high school WRs and one portal, but in general with all the WR talent available in the portal we should use it.

 

20 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Pete K on LHN just now: "Good start to defensive signings today, and a few surprises on the way."



I think it was Choate who said we have a few more surprises coming today.

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34 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Moving to the SEC is, I think, a mistake for Oklahoma. They are now closer to being Nebraska then Georgia or Alabama.

Yeah I have heard that shit before. Everytime we think OU is going to be shitty they rise again like a trailer park phoenix. I don't believe you.

Moving to the SEC is, I think, a mistake for Oklahoma. They are now closer to being Nebraska then Georgia or Alabama.

Alabama also has less deep donor pockets, inferior local/state talent pool, and less compelling campus life/academics than a lot if its SEC competition, yet they’re about to sign the top class in the country. The difference is Alabama has a living legend in charge while OU has open questions about Venables. OU will be fine in the long term as long as they hit on coaching hires, same as it ever was.
Pete K on LHN just now: "Good start to defensive signings today, and a few surprises on the way."

But are they the expected or unexpected kind!?
4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Cormani McClain seems like he's gonna be a pain in the ass for whoever he ends up signing with (taking the most money from)

Mom heard how much Miami was offering Derek Williams and said Cormani's price was going up. Smart business.

23 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Pete K on LHN just now: "Good start to defensive signings today, and a few surprises on the way."

McD and Akana

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