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4 hours ago, TexasEd said:

lol.. when whalecunt got close to the Browns she did not tolerate any criticism of butterteeth.

This. You couldn’t say a thing about the program/FUPM or Hornfans policies without getting banned. 

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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

I’ve tried this a lot with the UT football program no matter how much I drink it never helps?   (Read in Queen Elizabeth’s voice since I’m finishing a episode of The Crown).

Alcohol tolerance is a mother fucker 

3 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I've had COVID so we can kiss.

I never said I wasn’t going. @immamac just draw up a waiver. Pretty sure I read bourbon kills it, or was that a McRib with mayo?? Hard to keep up. 

8 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I never said I wasn’t going. @immamac just draw up a waiver. Pretty sure I read bourbon kills it, or was that a McRib with mayo?? Hard to keep up. 

I need no waiver of mayo or bourbon.  we can just make out.  it's like chicken pox.  once you had it you're done.  there has not even been 1 reinfection case in the US from the CDC.  we can totally kiss.  btw i'm straight.  i have 3 kids though.  you cant kiss them.

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PAC, you need a cheeseburger in the rotation.

Apparently not all Ohio State fans believe Meyers will pass on UT’s offer. Dude named Kevin Harrish writes a blog, and this morning described UM as Texas’ future coach.

He might be full of shit, and looking for clicks. Maybe he’s Urban’s snuff boy.

I am taking it as a promising start for the weekend.

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/

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Name misspelled

Double post

This is true!
We're now all pot committed on this thread whether it turns into a fuckshow or us getting us a Squid.

Soooo....In B4 Classics?

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Anything significant happen in the last 2 hours?

No.

Well except me wasn’t up. That’s always a significant thing. You never know if you will.


1,000 posts since I last checked 10 hours ago. With bo REAL news.

Never change Surly.
3 minutes ago, Drew said:

So just over 1,000 posts since I was last in the thread just 10 hours ago or so and we still don’t know shit.

Never change Surly.

That’s not true. I learned some shit about crypto

1 hour ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I need no waiver of mayo or bourbon.  we can just make out.  it's like chicken pox.  once you had it you're done.  there has not even been 1 reinfection case in the US from the CDC.  we can totally kiss.  btw i'm straight.  i have 3 kids though.  you cant kiss them.

 

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My cousin told us that he was heading to the airport to talk to a rampie buddy & see if there was any news, then ended up radio silent for the rest of the night. Turns out he didn’t make it past the landing strip. He reports that there was no sign of Urban in the club however the prevailing opinion there is that Urban is in the bag and will be announced at the latest Monday morning  

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24 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Apparently not all Ohio State fans believe Meyers will pass on UT’s offer. Dude named Kevin Harrish writes a blog, and this morning described UM as Texas’ future coach.

He might be full of shit, and looking for clicks. Maybe he’s Urban’s snuff boy.

I am taking it as a promising start for the weekend.

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/

From the timeline article I posted about how Urban to Ohio State happened.... interesting 

 

However, Buckeyes blog Eleven Warriors quickly took to Twitter to divulge what they had uncovered: “We are 99.7% sure Urban Meyer has agreed to a deal to become the next coach of Ohio State. Solid sources. Plural.”

My cousin told us that he was heading to the airport to talk to a rampie buddy & see if there was any news, then ended up radio silent for the rest of the night. Turns out he didn’t make it past the landing strip. He reports that there was no sign of Urban in the club however the prevailing opinion there is that Urban is in the bag and will be announced at the latest Monday morning  
The prevailing opinion amongst tarmac baggage handlers?

Right now, no news is good news. That state of affairs will remain until about 4 or 5 pm tomorrow, by which time if we haven’t heard Herman is out, I’m going to start getting worried. No news by Monday and we’re screwed. 

If I’m Urbs I’m waiting for Herman to lose to k-state so that I can demand an extra 1.5m/year. 
 

 

 

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I work in sales.  I have done quite well with my UT degree since 1996.  I also used to be a recruiter of SW developers in the late 90s.  None of that matters but some things are true.  No answer is not no.  In my career people will normally in a high pressure situation and also them knowing the impacts of the decision are large dont float.  In the end, this is sales.  I have had multi million accounts do this.  Texas has to sell Urb on coaching here.  No answer or what I am starting to think is an answer to the positive is likely.  That's how I read this as a professional.  Means nothing but my 24 yr sales opinion.  

Silence is good and he is trying to make it work now or it is actually done.  Whales when they see a deal then make it happen even if people below them dont want it but sometimes it takes time.  It's the alpha personality.  

My largest deals with C level and CEO guys have all been once I get them to the point of wanting to make the jump say want to do it but I am not sure the people under me will come along.  You know what?  Every damn one of them makes it happen.  IF UT has sold him on coaching again he will make it happen.  I don't know if we are there yet but not hearing he said no is very good.

Hopefully CDC gave what UM thought was the kinda best offer and walked away.  Then UM comes back and says we will only do it if this X happens or that X happens.  CDC then has the power back even though he really doesnt.  Thats how you play this.  CDC seems ninja like with no leaks so i think this is happening.

this is straight up sales.  nothing changes in sales.  just the amounts.  needs and wants connecting with smart leverage.  i assume CDC had a team of sales/marketing elites advising how to approach this with the same or better education I had from UT.

Could you remind us what you do for a living again? Also stop quoting yourself.
1 hour ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I've had COVID so we can kiss.

Crop dust the room and spread the love


Could you remind us what you do for a living again? Also stop quoting yourself.
You just can't believe people until they post screenshots of their paychecks.

Lets get it started....

If y’all have a happy hour I will go. No bullshit. 
Yall should go up to Jarrell to Penelope's place! I know its a bit far, just a thought.
Yes, people are interpreting silence as a good thing, and we almost all agree that "fire x" before x has even started is not a good thread title.
The bobs got rid of it. It was dumb.
Apparently not all Ohio State fans believe Meyers will pass on UT’s offer. Dude named Kevin Harrish writes a blog, and this morning described UM as Texas’ future coach.
He might be full of shit, and looking for clicks. Maybe he’s Urban’s snuff boy.
I am taking it as a promising start for the weekend.
https://www.elevenwarriors.com/
I find it odd that they are so worried about UM going on with his life after osu, when they let him go.

I dont think a single person gave af that FUPM went back to unc. Hell, most (me included) hoped that he did well.

The “silence is good” crowd is missing the point where UM hates Herman. So the longer it plays out , the worse it is for Herman. So , according to our resident sales expert up above, silence is a good thing, meaning he’s still in play. However, I think sales guy is discounting the fact that the longer UM let’s Herman and co swing in the wind, the more it’s  a twist of the knife. He may have no desire to come to TX, but the longer he strings it along , the more our program suffers. 

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7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I find it odd that they are so worried about UM going on with his life after osu, when they let him go.

I dont think a single person gave af that FUPM went back to unc. Hell, most (me included) hoped that he did well.

Thought the same thing, but maybe they’re worried Urban will cut off the Texas pipeline. 

1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

The “silence is good crowd” is missing the point where UM hates Herman.

So...

We have that in common... 😉

39 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

 

 

 


Could you remind us what you do for a living again? Also stop quoting yourself.

 

 

 

 

I think he may work in sales

41 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

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Nailed it. Woke up, had my coffee, checked the thread, same as it ever was. 

 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

So uh...what's today's thread title? 

Kirk Barton owes me money

Calm before the storm
Does that mean we have to talk about weather here today?

Personally I think burgers, Texas cities, crypto currencies, and potato chips are all more fun.
7 minutes ago, immamac said:

So uh...what's today's thread title? 

Its all about the curtains,   or do the curtains match the fans?  carpet match the drapes. whatever

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

So uh...what's today's thread title? 

Passive Aggressive Sales

5 hours ago, satyanash said:

futureman is definitely echeese.

Does he love Mack brown?  If not, no 

5 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

How quickly does it spread and where first

From the looks of it slower than south Austin’s mom.  First thief would be a faux insider from ob or 247

23 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

The “silence is good” crowd is missing the point where UM hates Herman. So the longer it plays out , the worse it is for Herman. So , according to our resident sales expert up above, silence is a good thing, meaning he’s still in play. However, I think sales guy is discounting the fact that the longer UM let’s Herman and co swing in the wind, the more it’s  a twist of the knife. He may have no desire to come to TX, but the longer he strings it along , the more our program suffers. 

True but urban also seems like a respectful guy with some decorum.  He wouldn’t screw over cdc or Texas.  

So uh...what's today's thread title? 

Everyone else around here has Tex-Mex for dinner every Friday, right?

Today and tomorrow morning are super important, not to get a yes but to not hear a no. This game means nothing. As long as we don’t hear a no we look really really good. I will only worry if Herman isn’t fired by Monday at the very latest, if this drags to Tuesday we may be fucked and I suspect we hear some other names

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

So uh...what's today's thread title? 

After reading 3rd shifts work, I would say "Same Shit, Different Day."

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