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I don't believe we know for sure one way or the other yet.

I do believe that Urban has actual health issues, and that they are tied to stress.  I do believe that Urban's entire family would prefer him to never return to coaching.

Although I do not have ANY sources, and have seen NO rumors to this effect, there is a possibility that might be sort of weird.  If Urban believes (as the entire OSU fan base does, but whatever) that Herman was the one who went public about Zach Smith, it's conceivable that either (1) Meyer was planning never to return to coaching, but the possibility of sticking it to Herman made him at least consider it; or (2) he wanted to stick it to Herman, so he is going to let the speculation drag on as long as it possibly can, without ever seriously considering it.

To reiterate, I am NOT claiming that's true.  It's just a scenario that seems sort of plausible, depending on how much of an ass you think Meyer is.

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW..Nahlin said that This is hitting us with a rubber mallet, not a hammer. I’m taking this is an 95% no not 100%Ill Be Back Jim Carrey GIF

It’s over. We’re basically going to offer to suck Urbans cock which he will politely say he can’t because too much blood rushing to his head is a health concern

35 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

That’s a great looking pork shoulder.

Does anyone remember having tried “ the garlic H- bomb” - garlic and jalapeño stuffed and smoked  boneless pork shoulder at Bubbas in Lakeway a decade or so back? It was purdy guud!

Remember... it’s always darkest right before the giant meteor smacks into the planet. 

Whoever was drinking the Old Fashions earlier had the right idea.

Prepare your anuses for Bill O'Brien if/when Urban falls through. Purely a guess, but I could see it.

I'd say I'm disappointed but I never got my hopes up in the first place. Low expectations are extremely important if you want to be happy

4 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

This is what people refer to as good times, right?

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Well it's over. Can't wait for Turtlin' Tom next year. Fuck Urban Meyer and fuck Ohio State.

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

Nothing like a perfect brisket on a Sunday afternoon

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Needs sauce.

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Prepare your anuses for Bill O'Brien if/when Urban falls through. Purely a guess, but I could see it.
That'll get the recruits fired up for sure.

What the actual fuck is going on here.  God dammit.  

Maybe it's early, but I would think a "no" woulda be heard far and wide and would spread like wildfire by many sources.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Does anyone here know how to properly smoke brisket?

Salt, pepper, brown sugar, mustard, and an electric smoker?

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

aren't the press conferences over zoom already?

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Does anyone here know how to properly smoke brisket?

Submerge in ketchup. Microwave on high for 2 hours. Serve with Funyons.

No practice, no presser, that’s just odd.  No practice I get but he can do a zoom call or a social distanced press conference.  

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

OK, fuck it. Urban is coming again. Back in business boys!  What if the delay is UM just having issues with Docusign? I've had that. 

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Nothing like a perfect brisket on a Sunday afternoon

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Pay him.  Pay that man his money.  

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Does anyone here know how to properly smoke brisket?

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I’m not going to hold anything tightly, I said if it didn’t happen today and tomorrow odds go down, but this stuff today is just oddball weird.  I’m not convinced it’s over. 

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OK, fuck it. Urban is coming again. 

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Meh.  It was “ok”.  
 

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Where the fuck is the French dressing on these briskets though 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Submerge in ketchup. Microwave on high for 2 hours. Serve with Funyons.

What is wrong with you?  Everybody knows the best way to make a brisket is to boil it in a vat of liquid smoke.  Bunch of amateur pit masters on this site.

Honestly.  A Monday presser could be done, easily.

But honestly, I wouldn't want to have a final safety meeting with my employees if I knew I was out in a week.

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Saban can do one from house but we can't. Wonderful...

Tom is busy moving

2 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m not going to hold anything tightly, I said if it didn’t happen today and tomorrow odds go down, but this stuff today is just oddball weird.  I’m not convinced it’s over. 

I’m not convinced it’s over yet either.

9 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Whoever was drinking the Old Fashions earlier had the right idea.

what could go wrong with an Old Fashioned?

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3 team members get covid and the whole program suspends all football activity? This is 100% bullshit. They want the season over to fire Herman. 
Yep. I bet the KU game gets cancelled tonight and theres an announcement in the morning.

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Earlier people said it was Hartzell and Eltife running the show and then everyone wants to shit on CDC now.  Can't have it both ways.

Just now, immamac said:

3 team members get covid and the whole program suspends all football activity? This is 100% bullshit. They want the season over to fire Herman. 

All I’m saying is look at the grassy knoll!

43 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

I can’t imagine who in their right fucking mind could give a shit about Texas football in 2021 with Herman on the sideline. Might as well pretend the season was cancelled and wait for 2022. 

Hudson Card and a new OL coach might make me take a peek. 

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh.  It was “ok”.  
 

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That's how you make a motherfuckin brisket.

10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Saban can do one from house but we can't. Wonderful...

Herman has the covid. Can't fire him if he's sick. Mensa

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

3 team members get covid and the whole program suspends all football activity? This is 100% bullshit. They want the season over to fire Herman. 

Yes this GD it! That's why! Good as any other reason and it fits fisting. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

3 team members get covid and the whole program suspends all football activity? This is 100% bullshit. They want the season over to fire Herman. 

Yep. Maybe Meyer said “no.” Maybe not. But suspending all activities because less than a handful of players and staff have COVID is donkey shit. Herman is gone.

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