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14 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Easy now boys, she had a stressful second day on her new job. I'll bet she has a pair of high waisted jeans in the closet.

She does...  wait, what? 

There hasn't been one God damn post on this page about Urban Meyer.

Still here for it.

She's out there now planning her move on she's gonna slice up and serve like Christmas turkey for yapping on her.   Or she's getting ready to post up that jean pict.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There hasn't been one God damn post on this page about Urban Meyer.

Still here for it.

Who? 

No high waisted jeans. Yuck. Thanks for the congrats on my new job. Just relaxing. Headed for the sleeps. 
 

y’all are awesome! Keep up the good work. I’ll be back for tomorrow’s night shift no doubt. 
 

isn’t something badass supposed to happen? 

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1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

Yes, just haven't announced it

You're going to ride this sucker all the way down, aren't you...  

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There hasn't been one God damn post on this page about Urban Meyer.

Still here for it.

Urban Meyer does not, YET, have a new job. 
amd he still hates high waisted

jeans. (No offense @Nicole44 my 18yo wears them)

 

(Fuck off @ztejas, Not happening)

35 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

See, I disagree. They make women look fatter with worse asses. I hate them. I fucking hate them like @Tex Pete hates Kubiak. 

I’m onta ya game, bro. 

No Urban yet but might have found him a coordinator.762c0bf634157f7304ab4bd422c4fd4b.jpg


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1 minute ago, longhornfreak said:

No Urban yet but might have found him a coordinator.762c0bf634157f7304ab4bd422c4fd4b.jpg


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I will cut you. 

That Beck guy sounds legit - wonder if he'd consider being our next HC?

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

That Beck guy sounds legit - wonder if he'd consider being our next HC?

Beck honestly seems like he would be a great head coach if he took the CEO approach and didn't touch the offense. 

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

 

Is this how cults form?

No, that only happens at Fish Camps.

43 minutes ago, markstanco said:
1 hour ago, ztejas said:
Would it help you decide if I told you she's worth half a billion dollars?

I'd bang you if you were worth dollars. 

fify 

Not sure Beck was calling any plays after seeing what happened after his departure in games that mattered. 

Since no one actually knows anything, for realz, at least here, I choose my own delusions and still consider UM as happening.

Tiring of delayed gratification however.

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11 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Wasn’t Kurk Barton supposed to release his home video with Urban turning down the job today

Think he has a pod or something with Urbs on Thursday 

15 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Wasn’t Kurk Barton supposed to release his home video with Urban turning down the job today

Yeah no news on that yet. He is doing an interview with him on Thursday though if you want me to pass along any questions.

Still no Urban. Damn

20 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Think he has a pod or something with Urbs on Thursday 

But Kirk’s claim was that Urban would tell us “no” today, not Thursday. 

22 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Think he has a pod or something with Urbs on Thursday 

Guessing Urban won't let him ask him about the Texas job.

If this interview/podcast shit even happens.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Guessing Urban won't let him ask him about the Texas job.

If this interview/podcast shit even happens.

Yeah, he hinted at that in the post/comments.

1 hour ago, longhornfreak said:

No Urban yet but might have found him a coordinator.762c0bf634157f7304ab4bd422c4fd4b.jpg


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This man does not fuck. 

53 minutes ago, Hoggy said:

Still no Urban. Damn

smol pp energy

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1 hour ago, trythisathome said:

Beck honestly seems like he would be a great head coach if he took the CEO approach and didn't touch the offense. 

I would be the greatest CEO coach of all time.  I promise not to touch anything except the remote for the TV in my office and the phone to give my lunch order to the secretary. 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Guessing Urban won't let him ask him about the Texas job.

If this interview/podcast shit even happens.

Yea....Urban doesn't want to tell him he already accepted it yet.  

All In.  

I made a mistake. I got board and went into CR. Whoops. They cray cray. I need to track flights or something to wash my palette. I feel gross. Give me a HSB flight to track! 

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I made a mistake. I got board and went into CR. Whoops. They cray cray. I need to track flights or something to wash my palette. I feel gross. Give me a HSB flight to track! 

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30 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I made a mistake. I got board and went into CR. Whoops. They cray cray. I need to track flights or something to wash my palette. I feel gross. Give me a HSB flight to track! 

Username checks out

30 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I made a mistake. I got board and went into CR. Whoops. They cray cray. I need to track flights or something to wash my palette. I feel gross. Give me a HSB flight to track! 

It's like a collective group in there. Not for me. I like y'all more. 😂

It's like a collective group in there. Not for me. I like y'all more. [emoji23]

You say dumb stuff over there.
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37 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

It's like a collective group in there. Not for me. I like y'all more. 😂

 

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11 minutes ago, Surlymermaid said:


You say dumb stuff over there.

I say 🍳🥓 over there. They no like. 

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1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I say 🍳🥓 over there. They no like. 

Keep it in the cloak room. House Rules. 

7 hours ago, Chili dog said:

High-wasted jeans went out of style for a reason. I hate that they’ve come back. 

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 They make women look fatter with worse asses. I hate them. I fucking hate them like @Tex Pete hates Kubiak. 

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4 hours ago, Octavian said:

Yeah, he hinted at that in the post/comments.

On twitter, or his blog?

ETA: On second thought. Never mind. Fuck that guy. Not giving him a click.

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7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This is the new place to say Hi!

Fuck off

6 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I made a mistake. I got board and went into CR. Whoops. They cray cray. I need to track flights or something to wash my palette. I feel gross. Give me a HSB flight to track! 


There are like five posters that make up 90% of the posts including at least one bot/troll. It’s probably a good idea to stay away from that board unless you literally have nothing else to do and even then just sitting in a room and staring at the wall is probably more productive. 

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Anyone wanna start a pool where ya' guess the day and time until we get a new head football coach?  Not necessarily CUM, but anyone, this year, next year, year after that.  Winner takes all.

16 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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Nice.  Let's keep this train rolling.

You can say that again 

Alignment 

 

 

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