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I got a “jack shit” vibe from The Big Noon Kickoff.  Nothing to gleam there.  Hopefully no news is good news.  Feels like Covid outbreak with Horns is delaying news and action from Belmont

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

UM has had multiple chances this week to put the Texas rumors to rest. This encourages me. 😃🤘🏼

Agreed, but the counter: he is going to try to inflict maximum pain on Herman no matter which way this thing goes.

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I got a “jack shit” vibe from The Big Noon Kickoff.  Nothing to gleam there.  Hopefully no news is good news.  Feels like Covid outbreak with Horns is delaying news and action from Belmont

Not having the chance to beat Rice by 35+ points today is killing Mensa... 

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I can watch any classic western. Open Range and Tombstone for the “newer” category.

What is the best game to watch today? Today feels like pajama day to me. Navy v. Army? (For obvious reasons) Miami v. UNC? 
 

 

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Shane

I can’t stand the boy’s voice. 

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

What about "The Revenant"

Yeah I was wondering if this qualifies. Caught about a third of it on TV the other day - hadn't seen it since it came out. Very solid flick.

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I can watch any classic western. Open Range and Tombstone for the “newer” category.

Tombstone > Unforgiven 

(ducks)

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best game to watch today? Today feels like pajama day to me. Navy v. Army? (For obvious reasons) Miami v. UNC? 
 

 

Hope Many Diaz kicks Mack Brown's teeth in

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

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We are being watched

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Great idea for a trip. 

We needed to be in Glacier National Park anyway for a family reunion. 40 years old, having talked about the trip for 20 years, I thought, “It’s now or never.”  Paid the secretaries in my office, gave a high school kid a couple hundred bucks and the keys to my pickup to check cows for a couple weeks.  Flew into San Antonio, rented a car, drove to Del Rio, turned around and headed the herd north. 

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Hope Many Diaz kicks Mack Brown's teeth in

If Mack is smart, he’ll install the BYU offense for this game.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Who is Alumnihorn?

Some guy who used to post a lot on 247 and supposedly knows people. 

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Who is Alumnihorn?

Probably a little swinging dick money donor.

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Who is Alumnihorn?

Derka's screenname on 247.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If Mack is smart, he’ll install the BYU offense for this game.

Does Miami's QB have knee braces? Does he enjoy riding bicycles?

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

We needed to be in Glacier National Park anyway for a family reunion. 40 years old, having talked about the trip for 20 years, I thought, “It’s now or never.”  Paid the secretaries in my office, gave a high school kid a couple hundred bucks and the keys to my pickup to check cows for a couple weeks.  Flew into San Antonio, rented a car, drove to Del Rio, turned around and headed the herd north. 

Hell yeah. Spirit of Texas. Hook 'em.

big pp 

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9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Who is Alumnihorn?

He posts here as Mr Orange, Caddox, RVC2005, and reneg_2 

Who is Alumnihorn?
A tard who knows nothing. There is no "just might not be over, breathing barely"..

It's either as dead as it possibly can be, or Urbs is signing on, just waiting for some reason.

So UM to Texas still has a pulse = It’s happening!!!!!!!

 

I also like Winchester 73

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55 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I can only imagine what Herman is doing this morning. 

Hair of the dog.

24 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Who is Alumnihorn?

hmmm.... "breathing barely" --- think he might be Duncan Sheik?

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If we're talking westerns then Yojimbo deserves mention.

I humbly nominate Koyaanisqatsi.

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Hopi is not my native language. Although it is A native language.

5 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Hair of the dog.

How’s that group chat been lately? 

Watch: Urban Meyer Had A Tough Time On TV This Morning

Andrew McCarty  33 mins ago

Urban Meyer will go down as one of the great college football coaches of all time thanks to this three national titles – at two different programs.

However, even the greatest from their respective fields can struggle at times when they’re forced into a new role. Meyer was no exception this morning.

In a pre-taped segment, the former Ohio state coach was set to break down the disparity between the “haves” and “have nots” of the college football world.

Unfortunately for Meyer, the segment didn’t exactly go as planned. The longtime college football head coach struggled to find the right words to express what he wanted to.

Even he noticed that it wasn’t going well, saying his mistakes were going to be on the blooper reel. Well, FOX Sports obliged and made Meyer his very own blooper reel to start the show.

Check it out.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/watch-urban-meyer-had-a-tough-time-on-tv-this-morning/ar-BB1bSc39?ocid=uxbndlbing

9 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

hmmm.... "breathing barely" --- think he might be Duncan Sheik?

David Carradine....

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what would happen if..... woo pig sooey?


What would happen if they lost by less then 6 or 7 TDs? 

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

How’s that group chat been lately? 

wonderful so far, no noise from Wanker.

speaking of Carradine...The Long Riders is one of my personal favorites, primarily because of the Carradines, especially Keith. 

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6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Watch: Urban Meyer Had A Tough Time On TV This Morning

Andrew McCarty  33 mins ago

Urban Meyer will go down as one of the great college football coaches of all time thanks to this three national titles – at two different programs.

However, even the greatest from their respective fields can struggle at times when they’re forced into a new role. Meyer was no exception this morning.

In a pre-taped segment, the former Ohio state coach was set to break down the disparity between the “haves” and “have nots” of the college football world.

Unfortunately for Meyer, the segment didn’t exactly go as planned. The longtime college football head coach struggled to find the right words to express what he wanted to.

Even he noticed that it wasn’t going well, saying his mistakes were going to be on the blooper reel. Well, FOX Sports obliged and made Meyer his very own blooper reel to start the show.

Check it out.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/watch-urban-meyer-had-a-tough-time-on-tv-this-morning/ar-BB1bSc39?ocid=uxbndlbing

Oh yeah...this looks like a guy Fox is about to give a massive raise...

I don't know shit, but I know Brian Kelly isn't leaving ND for the NFL. If Urban is holding out for ND, he'll be waiting awhile. Urban can come here and win easily and he'll have the most football talent in any state not named Florida or California. USC is not going to hire Urban, so that's stupid. He's either coming here or he's staying with Fox. 

What the buck?

 

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What the buck?
 
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This means he’s taking a corporate gig at McDonald’s?

FYI - Another player opting out of the bowl (if there is one).

 

 

 

Oh hell day crew.

21 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Watch: Urban Meyer Had A Tough Time On TV This Morning

Andrew McCarty  33 mins ago

Urban Meyer will go down as one of the great college football coaches of all time thanks to this three national titles – at two different programs.

However, even the greatest from their respective fields can struggle at times when they’re forced into a new role. Meyer was no exception this morning.

In a pre-taped segment, the former Ohio state coach was set to break down the disparity between the “haves” and “have nots” of the college football world.

Unfortunately for Meyer, the segment didn’t exactly go as planned. The longtime college football head coach struggled to find the right words to express what he wanted to.

Even he noticed that it wasn’t going well, saying his mistakes were going to be on the blooper reel. Well, FOX Sports obliged and made Meyer his very own blooper reel to start the show.

Check it out.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/watch-urban-meyer-had-a-tough-time-on-tv-this-morning/ar-BB1bSc39?ocid=uxbndlbing

Clearly this gig isn’t going to work out

58 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best game to watch today? Today feels like pajama day to me. Navy v. Army? (For obvious reasons) Miami v. UNC? 

Dunno about the rest, but I'll definitely be watching Army-Navy.

Go Navy!!

3 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

What the buck?

 

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Is the McRib reference a cryptic code indicating she's watching the 'Surl?

EVERYTHING about Meyer today says he will coach again soon (within a year), just don't know where.

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

FYI - Another player opting out of the bowl (if there is one).

 

 

 

I can’t even fathom why this would be unless he’s through with football for life. 

33 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If we're talking westerns then Yojimbo deserves mention.

That’s an eastern

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Nice yard.  

but a bitch to mow

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Is the McRib reference a cryptic code indicating she's watching the 'Surl?

It was just a like. She knows. We know. Cosmos aligning and shit. 

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