Banner for the Tech game

[52-80 18963]

"Make it stahhhp.  Plssss"

[MissingInAction 24262]

"It's Piss."

[hookem17 485]

16 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Something may be coming out that makes this all moot. 

Can you at least give us a timeline on when this something is coming out?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

Does it involve a closet?

[Iceman 2576]

17 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Something may be coming out that makes this all moot. 

Did Tom strike out the Whammer 20 years ago?

[El Diablo 4232]

3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

So much gold in there. 

If someone will unearth the thread on Ketch's golf tournament shenanigans the day will be made. 

I think that's in "Classics" on TOS.

[MissingInAction 24262]

 

 

[cowboyropers 4]

On 11/16/2019 at 11:15 PM, orangecat92 said:

How about  turtle Tom is not our standard.

 

Tom's Mom grades the Mensa exams

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

23 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Something may be coming out that makes this all moot. 

[TreatyOak 16055]

[BrazilHorn 6552]

I think in lieu of a banner we chip in for 80k T-shirts that update the “Greg Davis 3rd and 5” to the “Todd Orlando 3rd and 11”

you can show unnecessary stunting in the middle that cuts off the lanes that the 7 second delay blitzers use, the DEs running upfield way past the QB, the CB giving 15 yd cushions and not turning around and throw in some missed LB tackles and a S who led with his head attempting a tackle lying injured on the field, oh and of course play results in a 17 yd gain”

a lot to fit on a shirt but some of you are gifted artists. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

trying to think of a good slogan for this reminds me of something Abe Lemons once said

"Boy, 'cocksucker' really looks bad on the printed page, doesn't it?"

[TreatyOak 16055]

3 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

I think in lieu of a banner we chip in for 80k T-shirts that update the “Greg Davis 3rd and 5” to the “Todd Orlando 3rd and 11”

you can show unnecessary stunting in the middle that cuts off the lanes that the 7 second delay blitzers use, the DEs running upfield way past the QB, the CB giving 15 yd cushions and not turning around and throw in some missed LB tackles and a S who led with his head attempting a tackle lying injured on the field, oh and of course play results in a 17 yd gain”

a lot to fit on a shirt but some of you are gifted artists. 

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

oak rises to the challenge

[XYZ 2154]

How do the two planes take off and land, you know, one being on top of the other? Asking for a friend.

[runthebone 7874]

16 minutes ago, XYZ said:

How do the two planes take off and land, you know, one being on top of the other? Asking for a friend.

They just keep refueling.  We are going to need them again.

[TreatyOak 16055]

4 hours ago, XYZ said:

How do the two planes take off and land, you know, one being on top of the other? Asking for a friend.

Landing is really, really hard. 

[Poolflood 845]

Dump the Dodds and flush the john....

Or has this already been done?!

 

[Tailgate 2972]

Whoever posted “Ground control to mid-major Tom” wins. 
 

send me the link to pay.

[RPM 26073]

6 hours ago, XYZ said:

How do the two planes take off and land, you know, one being on top of the other? Asking for a friend.

You need 2 treadmills.

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

winning is normal

[Bevo Num1 1003]

This is Texas. Winning doesn't have to be hard.

[RPM 26073]

What are we, farmers?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

21 hours ago, XYZ said:

How do the two planes take off and land, you know, one being on top of the other? Asking for a friend.

One of them is inverted. 

 

[XYZ 2154]

On 11/20/2019 at 9:36 AM, Lerka Lerka said:

NOT Ok. NOT cool. Hook'em

This one.

[Dbeasy 14733]

Texas doesn’t Tuck Testicles, Turtle Tom.

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

On 11/19/2019 at 6:50 PM, CTC2 said:

Something may be coming out that makes this all moot. 

are we there yet

[BachelorTrek 2884]

I'm from the "Fire Fred" times, which were on a banner at least once IIRC, but were often painted/white-shoe-polished on the backs of burnt orange "Texas" windbreakers belonging to disgruntled fans.

"Fire Tom" would work, but....

"Fire Tom or you go, too, CDC!" probably would drive the point home.

[Rimbo 25212]

I'm in for whatever.

 

[Rimbo 25212]

On 11/17/2019 at 7:31 AM, stork642 said:

I don’t agree with a banner.  I think it’s akin to a two year old throwing a temper tantrum but if you insist on doing it...

The Jones’s Suck.   

I once thought as you did. Back in the day. Different coach. Different banner. Same bullshit.

I was wrong then, just like you are now.

[vox 70]

On 11/16/2019 at 11:15 PM, Fondren & Main said:

Lock it up.

 

We're done here.

[High Plains Drifter 10915]

3 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

I'm from the "Fire Fred" times, which were on a banner at least once IIRC, but were often painted/white-shoe-polished on the backs of burnt orange "Texas" windbreakers belonging to disgruntled fans.

"Fire Tom" would work, but....

"Fire Tom or you go, too, CDC!" probably would drive the point home.

 

I still have a fire fred shirt. My daughter asked me who fred was the last time I wore it.

[Fondren & Main 6548]

2 hours ago, vox said:

Lock it up.

 

We're done here.

Isn’t it bad!?  I knew we would whip Georgia and now I’m back to apathy already.  It hasn’t even been a fucking year!  Orlando and Herman have gotten me to stop caring about Texas football again in less than a year.  I missed the Iowa State game and when my buddies told me how it happened I wasn’t even surprised.  I am going to try to skip Baylor, but we will see I guess.

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

WTB:  43,000 for Tceh

[NorthLoop 13907]

not today

Edited November 23, 2019 by NorthLoop

[El Diablo 4232]

This would probably go over a lot of people's heads. (SWIDT)

 

 

[XYZ 2154]

36 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

This would probably go over a lot of people's heads. (SWIDT)

 

 

???

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

This would probably go over a lot of people's heads. (SWIDT)

 

 

I was going to say, “Not our heads.”

[Gatorubet 29396]

On 11/17/2019 at 9:58 AM, NorthLoop said:

Nobody cares. 

That's what the banner should say

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

On 11/19/2019 at 8:08 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I forget exactly, I think it was a couple grand. Maybe a few. The bigger issue was timing, many of these planes book up months in advance, so we had to pay a premium to get the selected date and timing lined up.  The dude had to fly a plane from Corpus to Austin because the inventory was already booked all around central Texas, which is why the thing basically made 2 loops and flew off into the sunset. At this point you'd probably be facing a similar situation for Tech. 

I fondly remember the legion of mack brown apologists showing up spewing venom at the idea, as well as "astronomical financial waste" such a massive undertaking was going to cost...pretty sure several posters said I was going to hell for wasting money that could go to charity, or some shit. How we were terrible fans. Just hilarious, irate lunacy. 

You’re my fuckin hero. Beers on me 

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

On 11/21/2019 at 8:52 AM, TreatyOak said:

I’m still drunk or hungover. But I’m laughing so hard I’ve pissed 3 times 

[MillerEP 30232]

I’ll be going to the tech game, love to see a banner there

[Bruh Man 3160]

So are we doing this or what? I mean if getting bullied by Baylor only a few years after getting sanctioned by the NCAA isn't worthy of a banner than nothing is.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

It'd be nice to see Tech go in dry. Have no choice then. But won't happen 

 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

This team fucking sucks. 

[Errestaurants 2570]

We doing this or not. Who is collecting the money if so? I got 5 on it.

[Neonmoon 38126]

Maybe we let it rot a few more years first 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2617]

So what does a banner cost exactly ?

[Gatorubet 29396]

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

So what does a banner cost exactly ?

Not cheap.  You can get a "Fire Strong" one for a pretty good price though.  Might even be more informational to the AD.

[NorthLoop 13907]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Not cheap.  You can get a "Fire Strong" one for a pretty good price though.  Might even be more informational to the AD.

What about a "Hire Strong" one?